💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

I think that Nick going to prison for having vodka sauce would be funny, weird, and deserved

 

[Cyber Autist]

Yeah, that's the problem with the justice system. Judges and prosecutors don't know how hard it is for retarded White trash drug addicts to deal with court cases because they did hard drugs. Boo fucking hoo.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Nick, I was wrong on saying you were a coward for not streaming giving the excuse it might hurt your case. You would absolute get life if you were streaming on a regular schedule during your criminal procedures. You are just that stupid...,

Smartest thing he ever did during the entire legal process tbh. Every single time he chose not to stream or talk he made a very good decision. He didn't make it often enough.

 

[Strix454]

So April is living now in a literal crack shack in Willmar. Its 832 square feet by the real estate listings and appears to be a total dump.

It will be perfect for shooting the kind of trailer trash porn that Nick likes.

 

[dont step on snack]

He's even more insufferable than ever, he is lying through his teeth.
I'm out. I hope someone will summarize this shitshow.

 

[AnOminous]

How is this goddamn drooling idiot for real? How is this shit coming out of his cock-holster?

 

[Ed Craven]

This guy didnt feed (Aaron Imholte had to be bugged to give them Chef Boyardee) or bathe his kids and left them to live in squalor and he's worried about the fucking government in their lives fucking them up?

 

[CoomerTine]

It’s insane that the government can protect children from negligent parents?

 

[Captain Manning]

You know, Nick is a prime argument as to why we need to punish powder cocaine users harder. The sentencing disparity really is unjust, but the solution isn't to punish crack rock users less. Punish faggots with rich parents who can afford powdered cocaine harder.

 

[W@rui]

Rekieta still hasn't realized that his and his wife's actions is what brought this trouble on his children; not the government.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Oh my god is he seriously preparing his defence when he loses control and downs every single bottle of jack? The fucking alcohol in the pasta sauce didn't cook off? That would be such a low amount that it wouldn't even show up on a test right?

I guarantee every waking hour since the day he first got arrested has been spent devising bullshit to deflect from the drinking he physically and spiritually needs to do.

 

[BiggestBuford]

"Mr. Rekieta, is that a bottle of hand sanitizer I see?"

Locked away for 25 years

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think that Nick going to prison for having vodka sauce would be funny, weird, and deserved

Frankly at this point if the government decides to roll him up for ordering Bananas Foster for dessert I’ll completely understand.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

He's looped back around from being infuriating to ridiculous back to infuriating.
Kids are just numbers for CPS and social workers?
Have you ever spoken to one that wasn't actively investigating you Nick?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Alright Homies, I gotta head to bed.

I kinda miss the days when I worked overnights and could be up shitposting all night on my days off when Lolcow shit was happening.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

You could test positive for alcohol if you have the Peene with Alla Vodka sauce.
Future excuse maybe...

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I can totally believe this is the same man who walked into his plea hearing and told the judge how smart he was for 15 minutes straight. He's going to fail his probation, badly.

 

[Vibralldo]

Damn government taking Nick's kids away just because Nick had guns and drugs in the house with his kids

Overreach! Nick dindu nuffin!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

When did he get so fat?

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'm tapping out, I can't listen to this smug, passive aggressive, coping, faggot anymore. There are still unironic balldowashers in the chat. All I've heard so far is "muh gubmint" making coy remarks yet not naming any names (something only bitchmade cowards do) and lies.