💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[thebigdream]

Drugs: not real
Guilty plea: not real
Your lying eyes: not real
Romaine's thick Jamaican cock: RAW, HARD AND REAL

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOLD ME I CANT DOWN BEERS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!
GOVERNMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

REEEEE HOW DARE THERE BE CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS!

 

[Zab McMann]

>5 years of probation is insane.

I'm willing to bet he fucked up somewhere in the PSI and the judge really wanted to wake him up from the drug haze.

 

[CoomerTine]

What did I do to get the government involved in my life?

You broke the law you fucking idiot

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOLD ME I CANT DOWN BEERS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!
GOVERNMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, NICK, YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN, CHUG A FIFTH OF WHISKEY AND SNORT A LINE, THEY CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY

 

[arc minsk]

So, is he basically reneging his guilty plea live?

that's going to be tough to upkeep while he's in jail with no internet. let's see how this plays out.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

"what did I do to warrant you controlling my life to this degree?" Your kid tested positive for a fuck ton of cocaine.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Drugs: not real
Guilty plea: not real
Your lying eyes: not real
Romaine's thick Jamaican cock: RAW, HARD AND REAL

I read this in PPP's voice. Lul

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Oh no, my Vodka Sauce!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Bodycam footage of Nick being led out of the run down galaxy gas shack in handcuffs will be the cinema we were promised all along.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Wait so I have a question. If Nick somehow gets through his probation and doesn't fuck himself because of how he pleaded guilty would he still be a first time offender if he did it again?

No, he pled guilty.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh no, my Vodka Sauce!

Oh no, my Oshi!

 

[Ed Craven]

Oh my god is he seriously preparing his defence when he loses control and downs every single bottle of jack? The fucking alcohol in the pasta sauce didn't cook off? That would be such a low amount that it wouldn't even show up on a test right?

 

[Vibralldo]

"It's crazy that they're not letting me drink anymore!"

-Man that has clearly driven drunk, been fucked up in public, and proven he can't be trusted with substances

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The state didn't say there's no victims. They said there was no victims involved in your hearing that kept it from being streamed or viewed by the public.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

What a sneaky sneaky, denial. Alcohol, a consumable that is used in products for consumption is not the same as a little bit of cocaine in follicles. What a slime ball.

 

[AnOminous]

"if you have an ounce of cocaine and take it before the cops come there's no charge but if you have an ounce on the shelf you get a felony. They need to change the laws." LOL

So this utter homo is saying the real problem is he didn't snort ENOUGH cocaine.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Lol. What's the odds the PO is face palming at this moment.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, NICK, YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN, CHUG A FIFTH OF WHISKEY AND SNORT A LINE, THEY CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY

The will of Balldo

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick, I was wrong on saying you were a coward for not streaming giving the excuse it might hurt your case. You would absolute get life if you were streaming on a regular schedule during your criminal procedures. You are just that stupid...,