💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[not william stenchever]

For the next five years, cops will show up at Nick's house, tell him to whip out his tiny little impotent dick and piss. And he'll have to do it. He'll have to tamely submit to it. What a weak loser!

The state now literally controls the destiny of his (non-functional) penis.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

Nick had to sell off his property portfolio over an entirely avoidable crime, eat more than $75K in legal bills minimum, and give up his once-legendary love of alcohol for half a decade. Now he lives with the guillotine of violating probation and being sent straight back to jail if he so much as seems unrepentant.

> "Nick won, cope with it, haters"

 

[Desktop User2]

IIRC, as we don't know Nick's drug testing schedule (yet), lets say its fortnightly.

$32 a drug test × 2 times a month = $64 a month
$64 a month × 12 months in a year = $768 a year

$768 × 5 years = $3,840 wasted solely on self-snitching to the evil 'gubment of the USA of KKK, putting a whitebread ass felony nigga down.

That´s such a waste... all this money could be donated to a fat homosexual pedophile to produce ethical CP and finance his NAMBLA conventions...

 

[AnOminous]

Nick had to sell off his property portfolio over an entirely avoidable crime, eat more than $75K in legal bills minimum, and give up his once-legendary love of alcohol for half a decade. Now he lives with the guillotine of violating probation and being sent straight back to jail if he so much as seems unrepentant.

> "Nick won, cope with it, haters"

The level of cope from the Nicklickers is hilarious.

Personally, I'm gloating, chuckling, snortling, having a blast and a half.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

"Gets back to doing what he loves"

I´m pretty sure he still cannot snort coke off of Jamaican cocks that were just rammed deeps into his wife´s anus - that´s brown brown for ya - but I may be misreading the sentence...

 

[dustnight]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

True, Nick really is the luckiest man alive.

 

[The sticky sock]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

"His kids & his life"
Couldn't say his wife because even Billy knows its our wife.
"Gets to go back to doing what he loves"
No drugs no drinkie and probably has to look out for medication that pisses hot
"Has no jail time"
Yet again your demented mind making up delusions stalker child, enjoy the month.

Cope (silly) Billy

 

[AnOminous]

True, Nick really is the luckiest man alive.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x2c8DYguRrY:2497

Nick is going to have to behave himself like a good little boy for FIVE YEARS.

Do you think he can do that? I'm skeptical.

 

[Potatoherder]

It says a lot that the most exciting part of nick streaming is what BS he will claim when he doesn't. If he would actually stream it's some of the worst content ever created and the thread would slow down.

 

[Associate Rick]

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[AnOminous]

It says a lot that the most exciting part of nick streaming is what BS he will claim when he doesn't. If he would actually stream it's some of the worst content ever created and the thread would slow down.

His gay excuses are always more hilarious than anything that would be on one of his pathetic droolstreams. Nothing he says is worth hearing. He's vermin. But his lies and excuses are hilarious.

 

[BelUwUga]

Can we talk for a bit about how backhanded that 28 days in jail is? Hanging like a sword of Damocles, he'll really have to mind his Ps and Qs. When he inevitably fucks up it will still be a massive interruption to his life. He'll probably never hear the end of his parent's disappointment. On the other hand it's short enough it is almost completely uninteresting. No time for work assignments, no time to settle in, hell would commissary even have time to go through? Even if he does adjust it'll be just in time to get ready to leave. PKA's Kyle did twice as much time (in fed prison!) and it still was ultimately a footnote.

Also, lawfags please confirm, but it's my understanding this would be in addition to any penalties derived from your run of the mill probation violations. I.E. "Go straight to jail for a month while we figure out how to really punish you."

 

[Vernon Dozier]

will he go MUH ADHD MUH NARCOLEPSY to get on prescription amphetamines?
or will he go MUH ANXIETY MUH INSOMNIA to get on benzodiayepines?

Why not Both?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Has the Will Herren stuff developed more? @Captain Manning or @Balldo's Gate

My guess is that he’s playing every side he can I hopes that he can come out on top. He’s a journalist, he’s on no one’s side, but his own.

 

[woodedbag]

i wonder how many violations he gets before the prison time? maybe just the two? one that triggers the 28 and then the second is five years?

 

[Sloppa]

His gay excuses are always more hilarious than anything that would be on one of his pathetic droolstreams. Nothing he says is worth hearing. He's vermin. But his lies and excuses are hilarious.

He probably had "one last party" lastnight, predicting the courts won't test him on Easter Weekend or the following monday.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.

It will cost him. Doctors that prescribe controlled substances to convicted felons are going to want cash. Lots of it. And probably weekly visits.

The PO is going to see all the positive drug tests and demand to verify the prescription. If anything looks sketchy, the PO calls DEA and police to crawl up the doctor and pharmacists ass. Doctors know this and plan accordingly.

 

[woodedbag]

It will cost him. Doctors that prescribe controlled substances to convicted felons are going to want cash. Lots of it. And probably weekly visits.

The PO is going to see all the positive drug tests and demand to verify the prescription. If anything looks sketchy, the PO calls DEA and police to crawl up the doctor and pharmacists ass. Doctors know this and plan accordingly.

how would the doctor know he is a convicted felon?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Reading this thread, I’m really confused. What aren’t you getting?

Nick
Won
Cope
With
It
Haters

Thanks in advance!

 

[DickMain]

His gay excuses are always more hilarious than anything that would be on one of his pathetic droolstreams. Nothing he says is worth hearing. He's vermin. But his lies and excuses are hilarious.

We get sweet, sweet cope either way. Sweet little lies one way or the other.