💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

I find it hilarious that I found out the news while on a road called “Barnes” - lol.

"Nick Rekieta has already won!"
- Robert "Boss Baby" Barnes

Vanessa mentioned that she met "K" (the lady whom Wil has been interviewing for court scoops) and "K" expressed interest in being interviewed by Divinity Said. Why the sudden change of interviewer? When I heard this, I remembered this post by @3MMA.

She's smart to have nothing to do with Wil anymore. Wil has drank a full helping of the Balldo Kool Aid. I wouldn't trust Wil with anything.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I hope Nick gets a million unannounced parole officer visits.

 

[Hellion]

If any situation called for the confetti...

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If any situation called for the confetti...

Null's probably saving it for the bodycam footage. But boy, do I miss the champagne theme. That was my default. Sigh.

Too bad Nick can't enjoy any champagne for.... about 1825 more days.

 

[demicolon]

(the next Manowar album will be about Nick)

Considering one of the Manowar members got busted for sleeping with keeds, UUURGH....

 

[Windy Moors]

OK, now I'm on the same page with you because initially I thought the only theory you were willing to entertain is Nick intentionally drugging his daughter. I discounted that theory because coke-heads aren't known to be generous, but after reading the long list of degeneracy documented in the OP I now realize that nothing should be ruled out completely.

Personally, I don't really care what happens to Nick and, like many others, feel more concern for the kids. Hopefully their mom gets some support from family or the state because she's going to struggle caring for them even if she manages to stay clean. I'll come back to see the discussion when Nick's verdict is announced.


I always thought coke bullets were just dosage dispensers like picrel that were repurposed from snuff tobacco as opposed to an edible?
Not that it undermines the argument...
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While searching to confirm my recollection I stumbled across this 1987 study: "Marijuana and cocaine interactions in humans: cardiovascular consequences"

Born too early to explore the universe; born too late to volunteer for free cocaine/marijuana interaction studies...

Are you a female paralegal obsessed with the Alexee Trevizo case by any chance?

 

[Niggernerd]

Nicks white knights have to let the world know it's deferrrrred not absolute!

 

[Potentially Criminal]

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This one is hilarious, these programs are based on the idea that criminal behavior is "often the result of dysfunctional thought processes". They aim to "teach individuals new ways of thinking and problem-solving to reduce the likelihood of re-offending".

Nick is going be forced to sit there and be told under the threat of pissing off his PO that he is a megalomaniac faggot and to knock it off. Fantastic.

In Ohio we call this program "Thinking for a Change"

 

[JamFlowMan]

I like how Nick describing himself as "actually criminal" is in his drug-fried mind some kind of own.

It has real "Level 1 Podcast" energy

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

In Ohio we call this program "Thinking for a Change"

When I first read about this cognitive program, I wondered if it was to evaluate how much Nick has cooked himself on galaxy gas, or how cooked he is at present (likely effective means for detection, other than empties).

I get what the program is now, and it's funny as shit that "Mr. Always Told He Was So Smart" (no doubt by mom and dad) gets to go through something for knuckle draggers. That said... I do wonder how many IQ points Nick has knocked off himself.

 

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When I first read about this cognitive program, I wondered if it was to evaluate how much Nick has cooked himself on galaxy gas, or how cooked he is at present (likely effective means for detection, other than empties).

I get what the program is now, and it's funny as shit that "Mr. Always Told He Was So Smart" (no doubt by mom and dad) gets to go through something for knuckle draggers. That said... I do wonder how many IQ points Nick has knocked off himself.

As soon as I heard he said that shit I thought of this clip.

 

[thebigdream]

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This one is hilarious, these programs are based on the idea that criminal behavior is "often the result of dysfunctional thought processes". They aim to "teach individuals new ways of thinking and problem-solving to reduce the likelihood of re-offending".

Nick is going be forced to sit there and be told under the threat of pissing off his PO that he is a megalomaniac faggot and to knock it off. Fantastic.

But he's not an addict idiot, he can stop being retarded anytime

 

[Watching Rekieta]

In Ohio we call this program "Thinking for a Change"

It sounds like it's now pretty boilerplate in addiction/possession probation. Even the DoJ describes its use.

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/probation-and-cognitive-skills

Nothing says "you went full retard" than that.

I found it more interesting that he was ordered to comply with his rehab discharge instructions from last September. Nick has downplayed all of that but now it's part of his probation.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Saw this on X and thought it belonged here.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe - this might look good in your background

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

No he didn't actually change it, the images were a shop. I'm sure the phrasing was a dig at Sean, but I think the joke was made a year ago on Sean's show.

Nick's way too lazy to rebrand. Or maintain his license to practice law. Or to pay his tickets. Or to feed his kids...

 

[Captain Manning]

In Ohio we call this program "Thinking for a Change"

They should call it "Stop Being a Dumbass."

And it should be taught by this guy:



He should also be legally empowered to put his foot up people's asses.

'Cept Nick might actually enjoy that.

When I first read about this cognitive program, I wondered if it was to evaluate how much Nick has cooked himself on galaxy gas, or how cooked he is at present (likely effective means for detection, other than empties).

I get what the program is now, and it's funny as shit that "Mr. Always Told He Was So Smart" (no doubt by mom and dad) gets to go through something for knuckle draggers. That said... I do wonder how many IQ points Nick has knocked off himself.

You realize he's gonna be like "I don't need this shit, and everybody here is dumb except me," right?

Just like he self-admitted he did with his rehab.

This whole thing is gonna be a glorious disaster.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

>30 days
>5 years
>80 hours
It's an Easter miracle!

HE IS RISEN.


AHAHHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT REKIETA

 

[thebigdream]

Did he really name his new show "Actually Criminal" as a slight toward @Potentially Criminal ? What a cuck move.

I'll give him credit where it's due, "Actually Criminal" did give me a slight chuckle. Maybe the funniest thing he's said in 3+ years.

 

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Saw this on X and thought it belonged here.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe - this might look good in your background

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Here's a good one someone made after his initial arrest that's become relevant again.

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