💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Desktop User2]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"Rumble deal" is prison slang for how many cocks he will take a night?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only thing I can do now is channel this old post from Null, because it says it all.



Hoooooly shit guys. This is beyond my wildest expectations.

rekieta_jail.mp4
From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8teniZeiP4

"He can not use any alcohol."

Yeah, he's going to prison... eventually. Calling it now.

He ain't gonna make it 5 years sober. I doubt he'll make it 5 hours.

Also, thanks for the clip Mom.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Rumble deal" is prison slang for how many cocks he will take a night?

Ask @EyePeeToo. Whoever he is, he is PISSED lol.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Or the law license. He could be a real jailhouse lawyer.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

I think if he’s a good boy he gets to not have to go to jail, and a lot of the thread is celebrating a little early. Will have to wait for lawyers to chime in though.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I was sweating my ass off doing yard work and just found out.
I WAS gonna get chinese food, but should I get pizza like I said I was going to if he got jail time?

Surprising they're waiting so long to have him report, though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Or the law license. He could be a real jailhouse lawyer.

I’m sure this is exactly how he wanted his life to pan out. Can’t wait for him to explain how he knows “the real story” behind his sentencing. LMFAO!

 

[Big Mommy]

rekieta_jail.mp4
From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8teniZeiP4

EDIT: Smaller filesize -


REKIETA.mp4

Part 2 - Recommended setencing and Rekieta's courtroom speech

2:20

 

[Oliver Onions]

My honest vote is that nick gets middle to light sentencing today. No jail time at all. However, I think that will still be good, cause we know how lowcows like Nick get when they win something and eventually go into a L with their boasting and ego hitting a peak.

This is my position too. I don't know if Americans still pretend their prisons are actually rehabilitative, but there would be no point sending Nick there either way. He wouldn't learn from it, it would just re-enforce his narrative that he's being turned into a martyr by the state.

Plus if he goes to jail we stop getting entertainment unless he's able to smuggle an ass-phone in and stream from jail, but if he couldn't be bothered to stream while free I doubt he's gonna make the effort while he's busy dodging Tyrone's advances. I guess he could at least keep spite-tweeting while recovering in the prison ward.

ETA: Disregard that I suck cocks (and just saw the community feature). I look forward to seeing Nick acting like a tough guy once he emerges from his 30 day stint.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

It is being overlooked here. Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

The Judge is basically saying "This is serious, it's happening, follow the rules or you are done"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The 5k locals gift is going to be freshly stamped license plates.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

IF

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Everyone that's near Nick has their life screwed up at some point, I would not be surprised to see his probation officer try to become Internet famous by talking about Nick to someone online. They have to be "professional" but they don't have the same confidentially as doctors or lawyers and law enforcement are retards anyway. It would be quite the development. Also fuck Nick for stealing another LOTY, he's going to be like EA winning worst company in America repeatedly.

 

[Canard]

So will Nick manage to please the probation office enough to stay out of jail? My guess really is no. He will probably pester them enough with stupid requests for them to be less than sympathetic...

 

[ChromaQuack]

Don't worry Nicky I'm sure you can totally appeal this with a Clark's nutsack motion and get 20 years in prison instead!

 

[Vibralldo]

I give to you

The official Nick Rekieta playlist:

Spoiler: Hot Tracks

Feel free to add your own

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

IF

I agree. That probation officer decided Nick was not at all sorry or serious. It had to be bad because the prosecution went along with it after giving an indication at the settlement that they'd essentially seek the 21 months.

Nick has fucked up. Badly.

 

[Briareus]

Honestly him possibly not actually seeing jail is ancillary to the real victory: That the Honourable SJW seems to have found Nick and his behaviour so odious that he gave him the full brunt of the recommended sentencing. As someone pointed out here, only a 70% chance. He got the book thrown at him with rigour! The 5 year probation is the bigger hit to him no doubt anyway, it's crazy that he managed to snag that.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Today is Patrick Tomlinson's birthday. Magi-chan has a great sense of humor. Do have fun, Balldo.