💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Melty Butter]

Skirmishes on Twitter.


A better view; Rekieta blocked him/her. This has been an ongoing rumor for a while - Kayla refused to return calls from the prosecutor. I've seen nothing to verify said rumor, but I believe it.


Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

Funny how Nick is still adamant on his cope legal take. Aaron admitted nothing that would prove harassment.
Nick's legal analysis is as always retarded and wrong.
What a waste of good fucking oxygen.

 

[thebigdream]

Funny how Nick is still adamant on his cope legal take. Aaron admitted nothing that would prove harassment.
Nick's legal analysis is as always retarded and wrong.
What a waste of good fucking oxygen.

It's just so obviously wrong. If they had him 'dead to rights', any plea would involve a few sweeteners to make the process go faster, but he'd likely still cop the felony if the ebidence was as egregious as Nick claims. What we saw in reality was a prosecutor wanting to wash their hands of a retarded case filled with retards for $50. I wish it'd been $100 so we could use variations of the "I'll pay you $100 to fuck off" meme.

 

[Vibralldo]

Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.

Glad to know Nick admits that they had him dead to rights on the child endangerment

Aaron's already admitted to what he was charged for, Nick has not.

 

[parsnip]

Skirmishes on Twitter.

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Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.
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But I thought if you ended up with some charges lessened or removed during your deal it meant you were innocent of those? Isn't that what Nick said about his child endangerment charge?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

So to recap the CFAA violation timeline:

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

12:48

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

Spoiler: Sources

# CLIPS SOURCES:
• Oct 29, 2024:
October 29, 2024: April Anderson's Clown Court! Aaron Imholte's Positivity! New Apples, Who Dis? | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/t9ChASjbUOY
• Oct 31, 2024:
October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/59dE41qpi-k
• Nov 04, 2024:
November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/eokD15BdDXI
• Nov 07, 2024:
November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/UwLZ-1WamQY
• Nov 08, 2024:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (November 8, 2024) | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/zz35W4CYEpg
• Nov 10, 2024:
REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let's UNFOLD What Just Happened! | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/M2Sf4kRLmRQ
• Nov 11, 2024:
November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me... | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/rlLB7MiFX8s
• Nov 13, 2024:
Steel Toe: Aaron’s trip to the police department & April’s Twitter collab with Ralph - 11/13/24 | Stallyn19: https://youtu.be/Ww8EClVvXTw
• Nov 21, 2024:
Alex Jones Fights Back, Nick Rekieta Takes Another L, Trump Case Updates, and more!, | Potentially Criminal: https://youtu.be/XzrPpZM1O_s
• Jan 03, 2025:
Steel Toe: MLC, NLO, Pat Dixon & Super Tips - 1/3/25 | Stallyn19: https://youtu.be/zyGg9WuvtEg
• Feb 28, 2025:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SUBMISSION Show! (February 28, 2025) | Nobody Likes Onions: https://youtu.be/P6KG5pEJMNE
• Apr 08, 2025:
STMS: Rekieta Law Under Investigation by the FBI - Xitter Spergouts & Cyber Crimes (Apr 8, 2025) | elissa clips: https://youtu.be/A_yWmcw5zGc

# SCREENSHOTS:
• Elissa sending emails to Aaron and receiving a DM from Nick:

https://kiwifarms.pl/posts/21043465

• Screenshots from Nobody Likes Onions Discord:
From Breaking Balldo News Twitter: https://archive.ph/4uvOM | https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1857328237287719299
Local Archive (@200MB): https://kiwifarms.net/posts/19847897
• Rekieta Law tweeting suspicious screenshots:
https://archive.ph/wip/MBb97 | https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1855382756739420377
• Breaking Balldo News Tweet and his DMs with Aaron:
https://archive.ph/wip/pNtgl | https://x.com/Crackieta/status/1855396278294729154
• Rekieta tweets that @Potentially Criminal and @elb were advising Aaron
https://archive.md/8Goz9 | https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1855412405871812879
• Nobody Likes Onions Tweeting suspicious zoomed in pictures:
Archived by @Windy Moors (https://kiwifarms.net/posts/19837185): https://archive.is/A42Hp

# SONG:
Song: Roger That · Sān-Z · HOYO-MiX | https://youtu.be/WpCj97lzQuw

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick should be worried, but he's not.

That's because he's delusional.

One of the most disturbing things about Nick is that I think many times he actually believes the crap that comes out of his mouth. It's more psychosis than cope now.

Say no to drugs.

But I thought if you ended up with some charges lessened or removed during your deal it meant you were innocent of those? Isn't that what Nick said about his child endangerment charge?

Yes.

Also, in Nick's case they dropped the lesser misdemeanors in exchange for him pleading guilty to a felony.

In Aaron's case, they dropped the felony in exchange for a guilty plea on $50 misdemeanor.

BIG difference.

 

[200MB]

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

The Rekieta HACK Incident - Timeline of Events.mp4 LQ.mp4

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fr0CuZ1zEPM

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

I’ll add all the sources for the clips I used tomorrow in an edit—I need some rest.

Not being able to publicly discuss Aaron's private data must drive these guys crazy. They just have to sit on it and seethe lmao. Good video man really well done.

 

[thebigdream]

If April releases the footage for $6k, I hope that value becomes the ANUS (April-Nick Universal Standard) pegged to 120x a KNU. Make it happen April. We'll even stop talking about your gross feminine hygiene.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Skirmishes on Twitter.

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A better view; Rekieta blocked him/her. This has been an ongoing rumor for a while - Kayla refused to return calls from the prosecutor. I've seen nothing to verify said rumor, but I believe it.
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Okay, why don't they block each other? Brokeback Mountain is getting boring.
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"Dead to rights"... "deal doesn't mean"

Nick, buddy, come on now. How about we leave the lawyering stuff to the people that are actually lawyers.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nice post, @Sneed Force One. I’ve used your timeline and added some other things I’ve archived along this saga, then made this video:

The Rekieta HACK Incident: Timeline of Events​

The Rekieta HACK Incident - Timeline of Events.mp4 LQ.mp4

Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Render

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fr0CuZ1zEPM

Special thanks to @Windy Moors for properly archiving some stuff on Melton's thread, and @Kipersonapiscesotter for responding to my question (I’ve added the S. Code § 1030(a)(2)(C)).

I’ll add all the sources for the clips I used tomorrow in an edit—I need some rest.

And there we have it. Nick saying that because Aaron left himself logged in, it is all ok. Nope, not how it works. He is such a terrible lawyer

 

[AnOminous]

And there we have it. Nick saying that because Aaron left himself logged in, it is all ok. Nope, not how it works. He is such a terrible lawyer

Look at all the great legal advice you can get from Nick. It's legal to piss on people's graves. It's legal to deface property. If someone leaves their front door unlocked it's okay to burglarize their house.

What a fucking retard.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Look at all the great legal advice you can get from Nick. It's legal to piss on people's graves. It's legal to deface property. If someone leaves their front door unlocked it's okay to burglarize their house.

What a fucking retard.

I was about to say the first one he didn't actually say, but then I remembered he did something even more retarded, which was to dedicate a whole segment of a stream to discussing the actual legality of pissing and cumming on graves.

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't know what's happening with this site, but it's back up, all in white. Here's Aaron's clapback and Keanu piling on.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I don't know what's happening with this site, but it's back up, all in white. Here's Aaron's clapback and Keanu piling on.

Scheduled maintenance, there was a banner up about it today

 

[Melty Butter]

Scheduled maintenance, there was a banner up about it today

I saw that, but it's blinding me with whiteness at the moment - that's what I'm laughing at. I see Null put a woopsy comment. Anyway, it's working, for now.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

You know 6,000 dollars for a signature can go a long way April if you read this. Its certainly one of the easiest things you've ever done for fast cash.

If April releases the footage for $6k, I hope that value becomes the ANUS (April-Nick Universal Standard) pegged to 120x a KNU. Make it happen April. We'll even stop talking about your gross feminine hygiene.

She's probably getting paid more than $6,000 by Nick's mother to *not* agree to release the bodycam.
So the calls for April to claim the cash probably aren't going to work, until mommy stops protecting her retarded son from consequences.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Its like looking at nicks blindingly white ass. White bread ass nigga.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Look at all the great legal advice you can get from Nick. It's legal to piss on people's graves. It's legal to deface property. If someone leaves their front door unlocked it's okay to burglarize their house.

What a fucking retard.

The delicious aspect being that because he actually thought that, he likely wasn't covering his tracks even slightly.

I'm kinda curious juat how many people he shared with. I suppose the local police must have had something pretty solid to pass it up to the FBI.

 

[Grayback]

I don't know what's happening with this site, but it's back up, all in white.

it's blinding me with whiteness

Nick, our era's lolcow extraordinaire, is such a fucking trainwreck right now that it's getting to be honestly beautiful in how all of the pieces are fitting together.
His life, his behavior, the shit that he still fucking says—it's all just so broken and dumb that it's god damned kino.

So why shouldn't the site be the same?

The tasteful off-white coloring, the darker panels, the subtle gradient... it even has green accents. My god...