Cringy & Funny Messages From Men on Dating Sites - They think they're deep because they have seen Fight Club

[PunkinMan]

Maaan one time I was trying to use one of those friend finding apps because I moved and 99% of it was dudes asking if you would blow them or do anal ( I'm a guy ) anyways if you live in a rural town make sure to check Craigslist for even more unhinged shit sometimes.
Edit: found a semi good one.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Maaan one time I was trying to use one of those friend finding apps because I moved and 99% of it was dudes asking if you would blow them or do anal ( I'm a guy ) anyways if you live in a rural town make sure to check Craigslist for even more unhinged shit sometimes.
Edit: found a semi good one.
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You didn't need to post @The Last Stand's listing like that.

If I ever even considered using any of these pick up lines for even a second I would shoot myself then and there out of pure embarrassment.

 

[DickMain]

Cringy & Funny Dating Messages

As somebody who can't figure out how to even send messages on the 2 apps I use, these are incredibly funny

this is my personal one, dude tried suicide baiting his way into pussy, I told him "not my problem" and blocked and he got on his alt and said this, 10/10 I laugh everytime

Absolutely an axe murderer

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Please, guys, I want to see more unhinged pick-up line attempts from men who use anonymity to say the most insane things

 

[Chemex]

Please, guys, I want to see more unhinged pick-up line attempts from men who use anonymity to say the most insane things

>8 pages
>most of them are incels sperging

 

[Meiwaku]

I think more often than not these days (especially amongst zoomers) they are used almost exclusively ironically because zoomers don't know how else to break the ice but with irony. It's like zoomer memes, often the joke is that the joke isn't funny.

Y'know this just explains their further laziness and annoying nature.

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[Golden Face]

cant we have a thread where we rightfully and justifiably mock men for being desperate cringy perverts without the MRA brigade showing up to try and convince us that we're all going to die alone with cats? as if dying alone would ever scare a woman the same way it scares a man?

men love to harp about how men and women are different when it comes to double standards that benefit them. but when it doesn't benefit them, suddenly "women are just as bad!"

take the L with grace, boys.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

You seem very argumentative

lmao.

 

[Swagstika]

I begged a friend to let me "borrow" a screenshot of a message she got last month on tinder, but nope, she won't share. Booh.
His opening line was: "Which animal is your favorite to be fucked by?"

 

[Lidl Drip]

And now they are married!

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Lots of these men seem EXTREMELY jaded and bitter. Gonna end up alone with dogs.

Bonus

"On here to cheat on my wife, btw I don't like selfish self-centered people"

 

[Golden Face]

I begged a friend to let me "borrow" a screenshot of a message she got last month on tinder, but nope, she won't share. Booh.
His opening line was: "Which animal is your favorite to be fucked by?"

"white women fuck dogs" is them projecting their fantasies at this point.

 

[crazedaze]

First and only message: "I dream of a good bj"
Spotted on a profile of a 60 year old, fat hideous man: "looking for someone youthful to have fun with. I am not a wallet and not interested in women who want money!"

 

[NerdShamer]

anyways if you live in a rural town make sure to check Craigslist for even more unhinged shit sometimes

Craigslist used to be an entertaining read until the feds forced them to axe the personal section. But considering how it was mostly hookers, troons, and tweakers in my area, I'm not surprised.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I kinda get why so many of you hate men now

 

[NerdShamer]

I kinda get why so many of you hate men now

I'm just here to laugh at the idiots that this board magically seems to attract.

 

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[draggs]

Is there such a thing as a good pick up line? Its an ick when someone tries an extremely overused and unfunny pickup line. The disobedient avocado is a good example. I swear I first saw that over eight years ago and it wasn't funny then either.

Not really. You dont get the interest of a random woman who doesn't already know you leading off with a quip or other shallow attempt at wit, unless they're really super drunk af and/or you're so handsome and/or they're so inexperienced it doesn't really matter

 

[Roughly35RatsInAnEVASuit]

Not really. You dont get the interest of a random woman who doesn't already know you leading off with a quip or other shallow attempt at wit, unless they're really super drunk af and/or you're so handsome and/or they're so inexperienced it doesn't really matter

Yeah it's far better to state your political ideology in full. Women LOVE neo-nationalist libertarian antifa hiterites.

 

[Meiwaku]

Yeah it's far better to state your political ideology in full. Women LOVE neo-nationalist libertarian antifa hiterites.

I Know you just strung a bunch of words together but it's better to be upfront jf it's important to you. I have always outwardly been anti-troon when talking to women online because it matters.

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[NerdShamer]