🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Sargon's wife's son]

Not surprising, Mutahar has always been a social chameleon who learns to blend in with his surroundings, both to avoid controversy and to earn money. This has (mostly) worked out for him, the former two on the other hand are just absolute retards(Asmongold admitted he's a dumb cock sucker or something similar recently himself when he got clowned on for liking Avowed).

If you trust an Indian to be on your side doing your worst times your trusting the people who make Jews look like pagans of morality indians will always throw you under the bus

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

For the absolute legends now in this thread, I have been going through @Bruno Powroznik's archive of forum posts made by Karl on the Elite Forum by year. So far, my retrospectives on throughout 2001 and 2002 show that some of the other users there did not like the way he posts with how he flailed his ego (which I'd argue still applies today), his parents liked to take his Internet and Nintendo 64 away while he insists he did nothing wrong (only wanting to speedrun all day while ragequitting and breaking most of his controllers playing GoldenEye), he hated it when people pronounce his name as Karl Yobst, et cetera. These aspects of him might have never changed, coupled with his obsession with porn and various homosexual activies. He sure talks about his cock a lot still. Oh, and that he's still on copium after losing that case. Retard.

All of these comments just seem like normal teenage male banter to me. I don't really think it's fair to judge people on what they did as a kid.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Accountability.

It's like pottery.

 

[PauperVita]

Turkey Tom has been my go-to for LOLcow summary vids, if he’s lurking I hope he sees this and makes a video about Karl.

Turkey Tom is a cuck and a faggot.

 

[30+GameOvers]

All of these comments just seem like normal teenage male banter to me. I don't really think it's fair to judge people on what they did as a kid.

Thing is he never grew out of that mindset mentally.

 

[Kayfabe]

Albino faggot looks exactly like what I expected from an Australian gamer/youtuber.

Does Karl actually has albinism?, people have been joking about him being an albino tard for years now, but is there some truth or confirmation in this?, or is he just really fucking pale because he never sees sunlight, given that he never leaves his GoldenEye GoldenGoon cave?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Turkey Tom is a cuck and a faggot.

I mean aren’t we all? We’re all on Kiwifarms, after all!

 

[Riverfagg1599]

All of these comments just seem like normal teenage male banter to me. I don't really think it's fair to judge people on what they did as a kid.

It wouldn't be if he didn't do that same type of shit.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

meanwhile Mutahar is throwing him under the bus

Cast to the shit-covered curb huh

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

The discord logs genuinely made me MATI. These people are such raging faggots. I’m glad Jobst will go bankrupt giving all his money to the King of Kong.

Edited for spelling and clarity

 

[Subhuman Filth]

idk why people are so paranoid about KF, in the grand scheme of things this site is pretty small, always on the brink of collapse and the threads are good fun. Is it because it isn't censored?

As someone who hates KF, I think those who are paranoid are fucking retarded. I archive shit to archive shit. Seeing people get paranoid tells me they have shit to hide.

I hate it because my archival practices are different. I created an account because Rose Mulet accused me of being some dude named HakoMoco, and the tranny community that Goddamnit Malcolm fosters accused me of being a KF user, so I became a KF user. I was literally there to ask about autogynephilia, which I believe is just a rape fetish with extra steps. Ironically, in repeatedly telling me they "know" I dox people when I didn't, they drove me to literally doxxing people.

So, for my reasons to hate this place, it's the archival practices. I don't like archiving sensitive shit publicly, and I don't like posting where people live. At the same time, you guys are a necessary evil that needs to exist to hold the guilty accountable, and I fucking stand by the fact KF should both exist and shouldn't be the primary source to make a video (don't skip leg day when researching).

After I left last time, I got several DMs saying I'm terrible for finally creating a KF account, but realistically, if I wasn't told I was a KF user so much, I wouldn't be a KF user at all.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

So, for my reasons to hate this place, it's the archival practices. I don't like archiving sensitive shit publicly, and I don't like posting where people live. At the same time, you guys are a necessary evil that needs to exist to hold the guilty accountable, and I fucking stand by the fact KF should both exist and shouldn't be the primary source to make a video (don't skip leg day when researching).

I made an account to point out a fat Brit doesn't enjoy anything anymore, and a Welsh refuses to finish reviewing a Star Wars film.

 

[BlueKirbo]

Seems like the words out in Karls discord!

 

[Computer Guardian]

Seems like the words out in Karls discord!
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Oh no, it's only a matter of time before the news reaches Karl, if it hasn't already.
If Karl is actually reading through the thread, all i have to say to him is that I hope the second lolsuit against Billy Mitchel makes him have to pay millions in every possible manner.

 

[FamicomGorby]

All of these comments just seem like normal teenage male banter to me. I don't really think it's fair to judge people on what they did as a kid.

I do agree that it's not fair to base an opinion on someone based on what they said when they were 17, but it is funny. Also in this case I think it's more to show how little it looks like Karl has changed seeing how he's still obsessed with Goldeneye and acting like he never does anything wrong.

Seems like the words out in Karls discord!
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Maybe they'll finally figure out that discord isn't private.

Does Karl actually has albinism?, people have been joking about him being an albino tard for years now, but is there some truth or confirmation in this?, or is he just really fucking pale because he never sees sunlight, given that he never leaves his GoldenEye GoldenGoon cave?

There's a picture of him from the-elite.net where he's got dark hair, so I assume he just never goes outside and bleaches his hair constantly.

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

I do agree that it's not fair to base an opinion on someone based on what they said when they were 17, but it is funny. Also in this case I think it's more to show how little it looks like Karl has changed seeing how he's still obsessed with Goldeneye and acting like he never does anything wrong.

Yeah it is funny lol

 

[stupid fufu]

Welcome 'cordniggers! We hope you get extremely assmad and upset at this thread. Don't forget you're here forever!

 

[A Parroting Puppet]

Does Karl actually has albinism?, people have been joking about him being an albino tard for years now, but is there some truth or confirmation in this?, or is he just really fucking pale because he never sees sunlight, given that he never leaves his GoldenEye GoldenGoon cave?

Maybe I'm just an uneducated retard, but don't all albinos have more negro-like features? I think he's just a really pale dude of anglo descent, so yes, that would mean option 2, GoldenEye GoldenGoon cave.

 

[mlanguishi]

Maybe I'm just an uneducated retard, but don't all albinos have more negro-like features? I think he's just a really pale dude of anglo descent, so yes, that would mean option 2, GoldenEye GoldenGoon cave.

Albino can be of any race. It's just most pronounced when it's negroes. Known some white ones and only way you can really tell is the eyebrows stand out the most being almost clear.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Seems like the words out in Karls discord!
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Billy Won.
Null Won.
KF Won.

Imagine fucking up so bad that you lose your house to Billy and your audience to Kiwi Farms.