📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Uncle_Teds_Cabin25]

But pissed off her fellow trannies by saying the quiet part out loud..

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"I spend a lot of time raising awareness of it b/c young people just DO NOT know the history and etymology of the word and it's a serious thing"

I picture this fuckstick sitting in a filthy room, grooming kids online.
Edited for clarity. Removed links, left relevant link.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

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What the fuck does "isogender" mean, anyways? Or "gender-expansive", come to that?

Isogender means they made it the fuck up to feel special.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Isogender means they made it the fuck up to feel special.

To be fair, that's literally any gender other than 'male' and 'female'.

 

[Pig Cups]

He's also saying the quiet part out loud about stand-up in general, and why comedians in that world tend to be the msot insufferable of cunts.

Comics in general tend to be insecure. It’s what motivates the goal of getting onstage, killing, and having a roomful of strangers give back to you in the form of warmth and affirmation. Many comics also tend to have low self-esteem in conjunction with egos that need nursing.

It’s not difficult to see why such a thing (in addition to having a captive audience to force your fetish onto) would be so appealing to a narcissistic troon.

 

[expectant asshole]

Isogender is when you don’t identify with the meaningless labels made up by people who wanted meaningless labels so you make up another meaningless labels because you too must be special

All this genderwang is too confusing. I have an idea! Let’s just say that if you’re XY, we’ll all call you a man and let’s call all XX people women. There now its easy. All sorted.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Yeah, I'm an ISO-9001 certified Biological Male

That’s what I thought too lol. They certainly wouldn’t be ISO 17025 certified-that ensures accuracy and reliability in scientific practice and methods

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

MTFs expect gay men to be allies with unconditional support and tolerate all of their antics unquestioningly but can't stand the thought of others confusing them for gay men. "Trans lesbians" really are straight men at heart. Effeminate straight men get mistaken for being gay all the time and are hit on by unaware gay men. They're totally unfazed by it.








You couldn't be faulted for initially thinking that these transbians would be in heaven having more access to straight women as they view them as harmless gay men. On the other hand, not being seen as a lesbian and instead as an effeminate gay guy means that nobody will cater to their delusional fetish fantasy of being a true and honest lesbian.





Dad's not wrong here. Two biological males dating each other = Homosexual male relationship





Those evil transphobic girls were most likely weirded out by that poor stunning and brave™ individual when he came out as a "trans lesbian" and realised he was massive creep who took advantage of being mistaken for a gay guy. And troons wonder why their transitioning made relationships "hard"...



A lot of straight people don't understand that many gay men are neither "masculine" nor "effeminate" in their behaviours and hobbies/interests. A good portion of gay guys I know are very androgynous in appearance and mannerisms. Same with lesbians. It's not really a surprise when either an MTF or FTM get mistaken for being gay men/woman with their low effort fashion choices yet they take it so personally despite demanding gay men and lesbians cater to their every whim.

 

[ADOLFHEILKANYE]

Well no that's what they think but Japan is hardly woke on the issue.

then again they're an unintentional and unwanted (on japan's part) duo

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yet more splitters!

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I fkn hate seeing memes like:

Transfem gender envy - cute girl; Transmasc gender envy - normal guy; Enby gender envy - horrible monster from the deepest depths;

Like it’s barely even funny. I’m a human being and don’t want to be seen as a weird monster/creature by other people in our community…

Am I the only one who doesn’t want to be a creature??

 

[DavidS877]

I found this Portland thread on reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1jw5dsx/1_in_3_portlanders_say_theyve_been_directly/

https://archive.is/8BMFn

And I'm not going to laugh at all of it, but this one poor troon.

Spoiler: Text

Fetusal 3 points 2 hours ago

My wife's anniversary gift to me in November was a trip to Squamish, in Canada, meaning I'd need to get a new passport (I'm trans and haven't had a passport since before transitioning). His executive order went out the day before we went to the passport office and I was turned away. Now I can't get a passport without endangering myself at every border crossing. So I guess I'm directly impacted.

'endangering myself at every border crossing'
Ok, I know Canada is a third-world shithole, but here's how it's going to go.
Hands border agent passport.
"Purpose of visit?"
"Anniversary"
"Congratulations, welcome to Canada, eh"

Return to the US:
"Anything to declare?"
"I declare I'm a woman even though my passport says otherwise."
BLAM. Border agent shoots troon.

This is apparently what they believe happens instead of the border agent simply rolling their eyes, saying "Welcome back. Next!"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I doubt any AGP sincerely practices Islam. My guess is they have these conceptions of Muslim women being completely submissive to their husbands and get off on the humiliation of that gender role. A burka is probably an ideal outfit for an AGP too, since it covers every inch of their rectangle bodies.

Spoiler: Muckraking

Latex/gimp/drone fetishes have a non-insignificant overlap with burka fetishes from what I've studied from Tumblr porn. Men with sissy fetishes have a significant overlap with latex/gimp/drone fetishes. My theory is that it's the dehumanization part that gets them off (along with the fact that the inflated fake breasts and body forms attempt to hide their male figure (It doesn't do a good job)), which makes the burka fetish logical, as disgusting as it is. Femalekiwis, you don't hate trannies enough. These men do not see you as human. I know I'm preaching to the choir but it must always be stated.

Amateurs… scroll the surgery thread (and open spoilers) while eating. That’s when you know your soul has been burned out of you.

Until you can't go through that thread while eating meat, mayo, cottage cheese, or any kind of red jam, you're not nearly desensitized enough.

Not a fetish!

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Spoiler: text

This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

Not porn sickness!

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Total Transbian Destruction

Yes, men! You can be lesbians! And guess what? All of those uppity dyke bitches can't reject you anymore or else they'll be punished by the state! Rejoice! Rejoice! Glory to all incels everywhere!

Being in fandoms was even more lonely because again, most women are straight, and most of them obsessed over male characters. I got into incel spaces- only to see below average men still manage to get girls to simp for them and to hear these same men talk about how lesbians have it "easy" even though we are 2% of the female population, surrounded by a hedonistic culture.

TIMs fetishize lesbianism and teenage girlhood but completely fail to empathize with lesbians, teenage girls and teenage lesbians least of all. Many TIFs are lesbians and IIRC when most of these girls troon out, they start identifying as trans in their teens.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I found this Portland thread on reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/1jw5dsx/1_in_3_portlanders_say_theyve_been_directly/ https://archive.is/8BMFn And I'm not going to laugh at all of it, but this one poor troon.

Here he is.

 

[MrLisReal]

After exhausting day of being misgendered, Tranny is comforted by a refreshing can of Copa-Cola!

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

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And these autistic idiots are something else

The last one is some of the most insane stuff I've ever seen. Lol. This just proves that "transitioning" would never even begin to cure her existing mental problems and/or autism, and that she'll never be content. These people tend to make no sense, and pooners tend to not want to actually be men, but damn. Yet the same people who larp as mental health warriors will deny that this is mental illness related. Lol

 

[Pattern Noticer]

The last one is some of the most insane stuff I've ever seen. Lol. This just proves that "transitioning" would never even begin to cure her existing mental problems and/or autism, and that she'll never be content. These people tend to make no sense, and pooners tend to not want to actually be men, but damn. Yet the same people who larp as mental health warriors will deny that this is mental illness related. Lol

She could've been a tomboy. There was never really a logical reason to "treat" people with hormones and bodily mutilation surgery.

 

[Fapcop]

She could've been a tomboy. There was never really a logical reason to "treat" people with hormones and bodily mutilation surgery.

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Woah… MENS jeans?! Clearly an egg is about to be cracked!

 

[Drive-by Farts]

I knew a troon who did that. Wore a hijab and everything. It covered up his manbrow and Adam's apple perfectly, and had the benefit of being a fantastic (in his mind) symbol of womanhood.

He still couldn't cover his height or other male physical attributes.

This will be the lesbian dating scene by 2027

 

[Backinpogform]

This will be the lesbian dating scene by 2027
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I can't be the only one who wishes there were more of these 'modest' fetish pervs and less of the g-string and fishnets pervs.

Obviously, I wish for TTD

 

[Meiwaku]

>hahahha i don't care
>Comments turned off

 

[Leather Gliscor]

>hahahha i don't care
>Comments turned off

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These are by far the ugliest top surgery scars I've ever seen. Iirc, scars only get THAT puffy when they're repeatedly infected, unwashed, reopened, irritated, or uncared for. Nasty.