💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
Classic Rekietaisms, twisting words is his only go to defense and he always has to cling on "technicalities".
"I never said/did that"
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He just happened to end up in the same SimpCast with April and they suddenly happened to slide into each others DM's and ever since April started visiting Nick&Kayla's place for "hunting trips" and few trips later started to push qover things and Aaron towards Rekietas also.
Pure coincidence, Nick was not looking for ANYONE!"
I'm gonna take him at his word

Nick wasn't looking to replace Kayla, but April's just so much hotter, smarter, funner, and better that he decided to break his sacred vow of monogamy because, compared to April, Kayla looks like a shriveled up old hag that's also retarded
 
My parents never did.

Anybody else here have genuinely monogamous parents?
Allow me the flip side of the coin: my parents were NOT monogamous - in fact, it was a situation at or more fucked up than Nick and Kayla's dynamic - which is precisely why I view the Qover as lower than dog shit. I know the damage it does to kids first hand. This isn't something they stumbled into. They were all married. They know what a marriage contract is. They had enough of a religious/cultural upbringing to know the moral & societal cost of stepping outside of those boundaries. Nick was public with their "monogamy." And yet, and YET, they did it anyway, and Nick cries as if it was something that just simply happened to him. No. Nothing happens to you unless you allow it, and Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis, which frankly, is mythical. Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams. Nick was just looking for excuses to get drugs and strange puss.

I'm not preaching from a moral high horse. I'm some asshole on the Internet that enjoys freakish corners of the web that produce characters like this. But Nick, preening as he does about his fame, fortune, and skeletal frame, made himself a public figure that was contradictory to how he's ended up; damn right we have the right to point out the hypocrisy. He may queerly whine about how he has only lent his rights to us, but you can't slip outta that one, chach. That's not how it goes, Nick. Your sins are public as you are; ergo, they will be commented upon until you die. This is singularly YOUR doing.

If you took Nick's goo and put it under a petri dish, I guarantee you'll find every parasite and broken genetic code that makes up pretty much every lolcow. I mean, Nick is unironically Patposting now. Trying reading sweetheart, enjoy prison.

Sorry for my PSA, but drugs are bad, m'kay. And don't ruin your children's lives. Simple as.
 
I wonder how often Nick uses Kayla having sex with/emotional affair with Aaron as a means to belittle and beat her down. I'm gonna guess probably daily. I don't say that because I feel bad for her but I just look at how obsessed Nick is with Aaron in public and have to assume he's 1000x more abusive to someone close to him that he perceives as being close (or was close) to Aaron. What a love triangle.
 
This is Melton, the guy that made AI voice clones of Aaron's underage kids and joked about how Aaron's underaged daughter had a "cupholder" if he flipped her upside down

Nick's super chatted hundreds of dollars to him, shared Aaron's breached emails with him, and begged the court to let him go to Melton's Hackamania event.

He's basically Nick's best friend right now, so if he turns then Nick will have to find a new Anti-Aaron community to join (maybe PAS)
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Off topic, please forgive my silliness. There is a kind of Millennial midwit I had in my mind's eye: Smart enough to reiterate Wikipedia articles but not smart enough to understand the Super-Ego is a thing that lives in their brain (AKA cringe-meter normal people have running at all times)
 
Some lawyers lose their ability to practice and get cracked out and end up reply guys in pedophiles 8 hour streams...


Other lawyers join a cartoon fox to talk law on an actual, factual stream.
Lookit that Nick. He's streaming with a Vtuber adjacent to the one you tried to harass and creep on with Coomalot.
If you had just been a normal non freakish fuck that coulda probably been you someday.
 
Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis
Which is why he will only ever find a limited number of mongs willing to look past what he did. When you have children, their well-being has to come first no matter what.

Children need stability much more than adults do. Nick claims to know this, yet he didn’t give two shits about what would damage his children. He wanted to have orgasms with different people and those five pesky kids weren’t going to deprive his pee-pee of feeling good.

He’s just such a pathetic sack of shit pretending to be a man. I’m so glad he’ll never be allowed to forget this.

Get comfy in that misery, Nick. It’s the only thing you’ve ever earned in your life.
 
From Pretty Fat Antisocial chat, Nick claims ALL MARRIED PEOPLE CHEAT:

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Coping like a bitch as usual. Fishy Gash APRIL is the one who tweeted that Kayla cheated on Nick.
This suggests to me that:
  1. Kayla was feeling neglected by Nick at the height of his streaming, and reacted by having an emotional affair of some sort.
  2. Nick was more thoroughly buck broken by this betrayal than if she actually had sex with another man.
He is trying to brush it off as if it’s No Big Deal, and since it’s Nick saying it, we can infer that it was, in fact, a Really Big Deal.

I think Nick was brutally emotionally turbocucked by Kayla and has been drinking and snorting and huffing the pain away ever since.
 
This suggests to me that:
  1. Kayla was feeling neglected by Nick at the height of his streaming, and reacted by having an emotional affair of some sort.
  2. Nick was more thoroughly buck broken by this betrayal than if she actually had sex with another man.
He is trying to brush it off as if it’s No Big Deal, and since it’s Nick saying it, we can infer that it was, in fact, a Really Big Deal.

I think Nick was brutally emotionally turbocucked by Kayla and has been drinking and snorting and huffing the pain away ever since.
nick rekieta was letting the steel toe morning show guy bang out the mother of his kids, while his five children were in the house that his parents bought him, as he ripped lines of cocaine in the bathroom with a Minnesota crack whore and what i assume is a dog corpse. im not sure he can be buck broken. i think he has ascended to a level of shamelessness few will ever reach. i joined this site yesterday to keep tabs after the 18th because i want to see how long it takes for him to violate his probation. im guessing less than 90 days, personally, but man do i love watching the ride!
 
TV's Wil Herren chimes in with his brilliant take (among other anti-Toe tweets):
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(I don't believe it's been posted yet, but I could be wrong.)

I'm a hundred precent certain that the "my kid's having a medical emergency that's not really a medical emergency, but also kind of is; and Kayla is over reacting and so will the doctors if we go to the hospital so I've just got to say up with them for like two days
I believe this as well. Nick's smart enough to know that bringing her to the ER with a coke OD would have triggered a CPS investigation and wanted to avoid that at all costs. Ironically, he didn't do the logical move, which was to remove drugs from his home, and later got the CPS investigation anyway. Does anyone remember the date of that stream when he discusses it? I believe it was before he met April and Aaron.

Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams
This post made my heart happy. Cheers to you and Mr. Bowl.
 
I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?

With this behavior your obvious lies are proven false ad infintum, to then cope with the truth by creating new lies to slop over the old.

What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

Just imagine, for one brief fleeting second, actually being this man. It's truly sad and pathetic.

I guess this is what passes for being cool and not a nerd in modern day though huh.

Amazing
 
I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?

With this behavior your obvious lies are proven false ad infintum, to then cope with the truth by creating new lies to slop over the old.

What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

Just imagine, for one brief fleeting second, actually being this man. It's truly sad and pathetic.

I guess this is what passes for being cool and not a nerd in modern day though huh.

Amazing
when you're a narcissist and you've reached internet stardom and then lost it all, i think it takes a long time to come to terms with that. he is holding on with dear life to memories, and that coupled with drugs makes it impossible for him to see how much damage he is causing his family and himself dragging on like this. i went through something similar on a smaller scale and i think that's why im so fascinated with this (although i dont have any kids or a wife so when i was doing lines of coke in the bath room with my crack whore it really wasn't a big deal to anybody besides me). he has to find some way to accept his life can go on without the fame or money, but then he has even more hurdles to get over with the damage he has inflicted on his children and the fact that his wife was getting banged by steel toe. especially if he gets probation sober that clarity is gonna sting. idk how he makes it. think this loop will go on for years like this until he is either in prison or dead. just my opinion.
 
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I can't imagine how retarded you must be to mush your brain with drugs and drink and still continue to try and be an Internet public figure. It's such a flagrant embarrassment to anyone and everyone involved. And to top all of this off, to not even be a good person, but a pathologically liar all around the Internet. For what purpose? To have some interaction in your life? A reason to live? Some people to talk to? To make you feel smug about lying to strangers online?
It's all about the grift. His actual career has imploded now. No one who knows about his online history would want to hire him. All he has left is superchats.
 
What's the point of this? Of Nicks existence? What a life to live. Imagine him reading his thread and disagreeing with every single post that gives receipts on his blatant fuckery and bullshit. But you're the only one who does not recognize reality for what it is.

He is an alcoholic and drug addict who can't hit rock bottom because of his parents money. Without their money, he would already be divorced and probably living on the street. He is drunk or high all day long. Everyone hates him and being around him. All he has left is tard rage which brings him to the internet when he is semi-funcitonal.

All the stuff he says is mostly aimed at himself. He has to convince himself every day that he is better than other people and that he is winning. Because I think if he ever has to come face-to-face with his failure and who he really is today, he will probably do something extreme.
 
I'm not sure if he knows HOW exactly, but he knew that she DID and when. I'm a hundred precent certain that the "my kid's having a medical emergency that's not really a medical emergency, but also kind of is; and Kayla is over reacting and so will the doctors if we go to the hospital so I've just got to say up with them for like two days - don't worry about it" thing was her taking some herculean amount of coke and Nick electing to ride it out instead of going to the hospital and dealing with CPS and trying to sell a made up story about how it totally wasn't his coke she got into.
Here's how I see it.

Consider these three things:

- "I believe I said Monty probably sucks little boy cock."
- "I don't know why Drex is mad at me."
- "I don't know why my daughter tested positive for cocaine."

All three are LIES. I think he knows the answer to each one (no, he knows he didn't say probably, yes he knows why Drex is mad, and yes he knows why she tested positive, respectively). He's playing coy.

Yes, he's brain damaged, but he's also a goddamned liar. It's damage control.

Nick was forthright about one single aspect of his crash and burn: he was intentionally setting out on a midlife crisis, which frankly, is mythical. Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams. Nick was just looking for excuses to get drugs and strange puss.
I agree the mid-life crisis is probably a made up thing.

But for men, the joke goes that you buy a Corvette. Nick went with FoMoCo instead of GM. Fair enough.

It should have ended there.

What Nick did is... WAY beyond that. I dunno what you call it other than going completely batshit insane.
 
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But... but... they're "All-Star moms" who are completely unbiased...
It is known that all star moms are alright with giving 8 year old children cocaine. Or having a sex swing in your home. A sex dungeon even. Right beside the kids' rooms -- so they learn how the stork is called as it were. With two to five extra black gentlemen every night to aid in said stork calling.

Lol, lmao even.
 
"Kayla did not cheat on me in any popularly known sense"
So...Kayla Rekieta performed infidelity of a ordained-by-god marriage in some kind of "esoteric" way, and that makes it fine?

"It isn't cheating if I choose the nigger cock that's going to run a train on her and I'm masturbating in the corner while I watch."

Excuse you, they are "mom's" and not capital-L "Lawyers." Bc "mom's" don't "have a bias," unlike "Lawyers."

They're a plain bunch of bitches, aren't they? Normally, that doesn't bother me. Middle age hausfrau's are what they are. Nobody expects them to be on the cover of Vogue. But these dimwitted cunts clearly think they're some hot shit, despite having hit the wall years ago.

Me and Mr. Bowl are settled into middle age, and we're happy as clams.

Mrs McPole and I had our Ruby Wedding Anniversary a couple of years ago. I wouldn't describe us as 'happy as clams' but we still share a bed after forty odd years.
 
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