💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[She Brings The Rain]

Point of order, Jack does not eat until he is full, he eats until it hurts. That's full for Jack.

Yeah, Jack thinks that if he isn't stuffed to the point that he is in physical pain and discomfort, he didn't get enough food. That's why he complains about portion size and that's why he eats from sunup to sundown; if his stomach isn't in pain, then he needs to eat. I don't think he has ever even had an actual hunger cue in his adult life, it's just "I feel like I'm about to burst" = gud, and "I can touch my stomach and it not feel solid like a basketball" = bad.

Hell, just looking at the way his gut is constantly straining in his shirts during videos, you can tell that he's already stuffed full.

 

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They came out great? What did they come out of?

 

[ZipDisk]

As to the Attic thing, you think the Welfarefani's could afford an attic? It's a riff off Hugo from the Simpsons. Come to think of it, the bucket of chicken necks might be a twist on Hugo's fish head bucket.

But jack does love chicken necks. We've got that on the record.

As to the pain thing, I'll never understand it. The only times I've ever eaten "to the pain" I was miserable from it. I don't get how anyone could enjoy, let alone DEMAND that condition.

 

[Shartavius]

As to the pain thing, I'll never understand it. The only times I've ever eaten "to the pain" I was miserable from it. I don't get how anyone could enjoy, let alone DEMAND that condition.

You likely lack sufficient element of tragedy in your character: When you have a void in your soul as large as Jack has, you do all you can to fill it (and push it as far as you can) until you inevitably die from it while miserably aware that you still feel empty. If Jack wasn't such a hedonist, naps would be a far less harmful means of avoiding himself. It's also why no dietary restriction outside of being forcibly separated from Tammy and marooned on a desert island could ever work for Jack: His brother does carnivore because he regards food as fuel for his mediocre lifestyle; and eats to live (while likely also being addicted to much more deviant shit than beef). Jack, conversely, lives to eat, and his addiction is reinforced through food being the only vice within reach Tammy is willing to afford him (you would need to have fingers like Pumpkinhead to reach far enough through those fat rolls to digitally penetrate her).

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Jack's reality is so bleak and impotent (as a direct consequence of eating himself into a purgatorial state) that he isn't capable of doing more than what we see (restroom abilities presumed meager): Delusion, reinforced by the 21st century ability to publish his particular delusions with a single, working digit barely operating a device he yells into, and having long ago lost the capacity to recognize his EYEFONE as being the abyss itself. Jack epitomizes the current year trappings of the low-functioning narcissist; who reaches out exclusively through showing their ass (and would literally do so, were he a woman).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The pathological need for fullness says it all about Jack. He lives in constant fear of losing what he has or not getting what he wants. His decisions and opinions all start from that anxiety. Jack doesn’t possess a scintilla of spirituality or trust in God.

 

[LifeAlert]

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[AnOminous]

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Moar like F as in Fag.

 

[ILikeYou]

Is this 'Eye to Eye' thing about men's spirituality, in particular? (I can't find it on YouTube and can't get the QR code to scan.) If not, I wonder why he's only having men come on to speak as experts--but then again, it's Jack, so I have a couple guesses why.

 

[LifeAlert]

Is this 'Eye to Eye' thing about men's spirituality, in particular? (I can't find it on YouTube and can't get the QR code to scan.) If not, I wonder why he's only having men come on to speak as experts--but then again, it's Jack, so I have a couple guesses why.

It's his channel for sperging about christianity

https://www.youtube.com/@EYETOEYE316

 

[AnOminous]

Is this 'Eye to Eye' thing about men's spirituality, in particular?

It's about men giving each other bedroom eyes.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

As to the pain thing, I'll never understand it. The only times I've ever eaten "to the pain" I was miserable from it. I don't get how anyone could enjoy, let alone DEMAND that condition.

My guess is you get used to it and you don't feel right unless your stomach is distended.

It speaks of food insecurity and since we know Fatty grew up on food stamps that could be a valid reason why he's such a fatass.

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And of course he doesn't understand tariffs either.

It's not to make things cheaper as it makes things more expensive but it's to encourage industry here to do what we send that stuff overseas to do. Problem is, that means higher prices. Americans aren't going to work to assemble iPhones for $20 a day. They're going to demand $20 an hour to do so.

The whole tariff thing is stupid.

 

[Tiresome]

Americans aren't going to work to assemble iPhones for $20 a day.

What's hilarious is, the last US president as highly maligned as the current one, actually deliberately opened China and its labor force to give Americans the cheap standard of living they've enjoyed for the last half century.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What's hilarious is, the last US president as highly maligned as the current one, actually deliberately opened China and its labor force to give Americans the cheap standard of living they've enjoyed for the last half century.

You gotta take the good with the bad. You want your iPhone made in China? It's $700 or whatever the price is. You want it made in the US? Same model would cost you $1200.

Places like Walmart which buy cheap stuff overseas will suddenly be forced to either up their prices or find competitive ways to make the same items here. And how's the best way to do that? Fire some of your staff. Less labor costs saves money. It's not like the Waltons are going to take a pay cut. No it's either charge more or have fewer people working for you.

This is going to be a clusterfuck.

 

[Tiresome]

People don't realize that before Nixon, basically every non-perishable consumer good, made in the USA by union labor, was far, far more expensive than today, even accounting for inflation. Everything. Clothes, furniture, appliances, everything. You had to save for months, maybe years, to buy a television. Ask the average American to do that now.

Here we go. A 1950 Philco TV set. People might pay $300 for a midsize television today, but more often they pay less. That $299.95 is today, $4,073.39.

 

[Flea Man Marbles]

When Jack finally dies it's not going to be a pretty death spiral. I fully expect him to stroke out completely and exist as a vegetable for half a year, hooked up to IVs and monitors unable to move or think (enjoy that feeding solution Jakatak, you earned it!)

 

[LifeAlert]

When Jack finally dies it's not going to be a pretty death spiral. I fully expect him to stroke out completely and exist as a vegetable for half a year, hooked up to IVs and monitors unable to move or think (enjoy that feeding solution Jakatak, you earned it!)

I hope we get Jack on the Go videos where tammy carts him through the hospital and you hear nothing except that repetitive bass boosted drum loop and the occasional "guhhhhhh" when his one permanently open eye sees patients eating meat

 

[Acceptable]

When Jack finally dies it's not going to be a pretty death spiral. I fully expect him to stroke out completely and exist as a vegetable for half a year, hooked up to IVs and monitors unable to move or think (enjoy that feeding solution Jakatak, you earned it!)

it might be very quick. i personally think he's headed towards a heart attack. might just shit himself and keel over in line at at the movies waiting for popcorn.

or what if tammy leaves him home alone to visit the well endowed neighbor and he falls out of his chair and hits his head.

the possibilities are endless

 

[TheMovieGuy]

it might be very quick.

We can hope, but nothing is ever quick with Jack. There is such spite in his heart that it's almost inconceivable to me that he wouldn't go out in as drawn out and miserable a fashion as possible.

 

[AnOminous]

We can hope, but nothing is ever quick with Jack. There is such spite in his heart that it's almost inconceivable to me that he wouldn't go out in as drawn out and miserable a fashion as possible.

I think if he doesn't get the big stroke that finally finishes him, he'll slowly end up with vascular dementia. In fact, I'm pretty sure he already has it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

People don't realize that before Nixon, basically every non-perishable consumer good, made in the USA by union labor, was far, far more expensive than today, even accounting for inflation. Everything. Clothes, furniture, appliances, everything. You had to save for months, maybe years, to buy a television. Ask the average American to do that now.

Here we go. A 1950 Philco TV set. People might pay $300 for a midsize television today, but more often they pay less. That $299.95 is today, $4,073.39.

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Meanwhile you can get a 43" flatscreen today for that price, more or less. Sure it's some cheap Chinese brand like TCL or Hisense but you can still get a 43" flatscreen for that price.

I think if he doesn't get the big stroke that finally finishes him, he'll slowly end up with vascular dementia. In fact, I'm pretty sure he already has it.

He's been like that for years ever since the first stroke so it's not like there was a huge change from his time in California to now. He's just gotten more insufferable.