Debate users @Welperhelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl on the ethics of Mormon e-dating - The real reason a kiwi dating app should never be made

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Modern Audience powiedział(a):
I've incited the ire of kiwifarm members in the past and literally all you need to do is not respond if they actually get to you. As long as you do that and not act like some psycho, your ass will be fine.
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Fascinating. Perhaps you can show us the exact part where this happened so we may view it and learn from your example.
 


🎵 "Welper" (Stan Parody)
(Verse 1 - @WelperHelper99, writing DMs)
Dear Generic Anime Girl, I messaged, but you still ain't replyin'
I left my KiwiFarms, my Discord, and my Twitch link at the sign in'
I sent TND memes 3 days ago, you must not have seen 'em
There probably was a nigger in the chat, or your DMs ain't readin'

Sometimes I type in all caps just to get your attention
Like, "PLS NOTICE ME SENPAI," but maybe that's too aggressive?
I even posted on your profile, talked to you like every month
You never said my name on here, though, which kinda stung

I follow all your posts and even tried to draw your OC
I got you on my phone case, my desktop, and my grocery
My friends say I'm obsessed, but nah, they just don't get it
You’re not like those other weebs — you're way more aesthetic


Anyway, I hope you see this and maybe write me back
Truly yours, your biggest simp,
This is @WelperHelper99 — no cap (frfr on god)



(Verse 2 - WelperHelper99, second message, more upset)
Dear Generic, you still ain't hit me back, I guess you busy
I saw you post "who wants me?", I think he's your new fam, huh? Miss me?
I ain't mad, I just think it's kinda rude, though
You said "we stan community" — was that all just for show, though?


Remember when we talked for 3 days, you stupid whore?
You said, "I appreciate y'all" — well girl, I was the core
We talked about Mormonism, and stayed up past 4 A.M.
Even bought the Book of Mormon, I couldn’t afford rent!


I ain't like those other Farmers— I defended your honor
I was there through the DMs, like a loyal content gooner
If you ain't got time for real fans, then what’s it even mean?
You just another weeb chasing attention and dopamine


I ain’t tryna be toxic, I’m just speaking facts
You’re the reason I bought a book of Mormon, such an ancient artifact


I’m out.
Please reply, or I might break up with you.
– Welper



(Verse 3 - Generic Anime Girl, finally responding)
Dear Welper, whoa... I just read your messages, and honestly?
I didn’t mean to ghost you — I’ve just been gooning constantly
My DMs overflow, I miss real ones sometimes
But I peeped your religion — it’s sweet, and Total Nigger Death? Fire vibes


I’m flattered, but also a little concerned by your tone
Parasocial's a two-way mirror — but you’re not alone
You matter, even outside my posts and whoreposting
Maybe log off, touch grass, find balance, that’s the true comment


I love my fans, but not in the way you hope it to be
I'm a girl behind a screen, not your waifu fantasy
But thanks for being part of the ride, and please be kind
To yourself and others — the Internet’s already wild enough online


Peace and hugs from your anime girl next door,
— Generic 💖✨
 
CallmeCicada powiedział(a):
Didn't he get doxed by Lidl in the HoS thread? Or am I thinking of someone else.

If I am correct the fucking irony will be insane. Good job opening the door to your own drama again, genius.
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Toji Suzuhara powiedział(a):
I honestly had completely forgotten that he even existed
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lol he's fucking iranian
Modern Audience powiedział(a):
To connect further to living in Iran. My mother would talk about how shaking hands with a guy was a big deal, but in modern society, nobody cares. All of this "liberation" came with the promise that there would be more love but it seems as if all the love is gone.
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