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[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

@Stupid Sexy Flanders I think Kevin falls under this.
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Well, I would say it definitely fits what we know about Kev's post-cock chop sexcapades. Almost entirely performative and very gross, hell, even Wedge couldn't manage to do anything other than lick in the general direction of the amhole, even after popping an absurd number of Viagra. At the end of the day all Kev can do is survive on copium while seething but never dilating.

 

[kazuhiro]

Please recall that Kevin was too lazy to walk down the hallway and get laid at a furry convention. The person he was murr-purr posting promises to was right there, but... effort.

After, like two years ago? Three? He watched cartoons instead. It's the same year he drove around with the big trike.

This was Kevin the überslut at that convention:

Kevin is all talk, Exhibit No. 47,391

At this point does rubbing genitals together with another person even sound sexy to him, or is the amhole too decayed for that?

Kevin claimed to enjoy this encounter last April:

Kevin bumped uglies (literally) with a fellow troon yesterday.

 

[FinnSven]

@Stupid Sexy Flanders I think Kevin falls under this.
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Well to TLDR this, these men who want to be girls or women for their emotionally stunted reasons lose sex drive because they effectively castrate themselves.

It’s what happens when eunuchs have performative sex.

It’s quite sad really.
Even lesbian women who work as prostitutes probably have a more fulfilling sex life with men.

Kevin claimed to enjoy this encounter last April:

I strongly suspect that he just claimed to enjoy it because he felt pressured to do so.

Never mind that some crazy man was shoving his cock into Kevin’s open crotch wound and probably tearing it in ways the surgeon suspected but didn’t care.

In this case though, I think Kevin has had the closest thing to a virgin teenage girl peer pressured into fucking some guy at a party experience he could ever have.

It’s a shame though because he won’t learn or understand anything about this being a rare case of actually experiencing a situation many women have shared.

 

[Candidae]

Never mind that some crazy man was shoving his cock into Kevin’s open crotch wound and probably tearing it in ways the surgeon suspected but didn’t care.

Did he though? In reading the tweets it looks like the amhole failed on them so they just awkwardly rubbed dick and dick stump together.
He claims he was "too tight" and the other guy "too big". Lol at his failhole that can't even stretch around a dick, the one job it had. Also I doubt the other dude was actually that big, and even if he was it sounds like Kevin thinks (or is coping that) tight girls just can't have sex with big dicks or something even though the vagina literally moves babies. I doubt it would help but it makes me wonder if he also didn't bother loosening up and the two of them bashed a dick at the entrance until it was too painful to continue. which tbf, is similar to how a friend's ex tried taking her virginity when they were both 17 so maybe he did get some ~girly experience~ in there
Relevant tweets:

 

[kazuhiro]

Also I doubt the other dude was actually that big

There's a photo of it on page 2505. (And I wish I didn't remember that it exists on this thread.)

 

[CheesyBoy]

There's a photo of it on page 2505. (And I wish I didn't remember that.)

The fact that you know which page it's on is shameful.

 

[kazuhiro]

I just recalled that it was a couple of highlights on from the earlier post.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The fact that you know which page it's on is shameful.

Hey, would you rather remember this information yourself? You should thank @kazuhiro for his service.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Please recall that Kevin was too lazy to walk down the hallway and get laid at a furry convention. The person he was murr-purr posting promises to was right there, but... effort.

I've probably said it before, but I think Kevin's kind of sex-repulsed*. He goes on and on about his 'fetishes' because it gets him attention in the internet circles that he spends time in, but it's all just kind of coping for his various failures. Gained weight? Fat fetish. Didn't shower? Smell fetish. Won't get a job? Domestication fetish. He's found an online social circle that prioritizes sex above everything and will forgive almost any personal shortcoming as long as it's in service to it, so that's what he does.

*I'd be sex-repulsed as well, if my options looked like Kev's.

 

[stupid frog]

There's a photo of it on page 2505.

So was this ahahahaha KEVIE WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, DID YOU SELL IT?

Spoiler: it's a dick

FOR SALE
DRAGON DILDO
NEVER USED

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

pls don't make me look at tranny penis

They're not sexy amholes as they're functional

 

[Click reply to view]

So was this ahahahaha KEVIE WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, DID YOU SELL IT?

Spoiler: it's a dick

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FOR SALE
DRAGON DILDO
NEVER USED

The Orochi model.

"Before you stands an incredible spectacle of textured pleasure! A thick and ribbed head begins this dominant display. Multiple curves converge to the tip and blossom throughout the head, bringing a sensational insert. Scale-like textures strewn throughout the shaft continue this pleasure filled journey, along with ribbed bends and curves to continuously change up the game. Orochi® is a fantastic toy, especially for those looking to feel something truly unique with how many different textures throughout the shaft Orochi® has. Because of this, some may find the sensations take a bit of time to get used to, but we ensure this will hit quite a unique feeling that you may never have known you needed to experience! Orochi® will bring countless hours of unique pleasure and exploration, once you find an angle you want to explore just let him take the lead! Succumb to his dominating arousal, order Orochi® the Kaiju today!"

 

[stupid frog]

Orochi® will bring countless hours of unique pleasure and exploration

Not to this buyer!

 

[kazuhiro]

A quick Kevin drive-by.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

"As an anarchist," Kevin kinda has some complicated fucking feelings about government.

Stress eating.

Panic attack.

Bluesky, the happiest place on Earth.

Plz no bully.


Zach aka Zinnia said some dumber things than usual this week, and came under fire.


Kevin still loves him, though.

Elon Musk.

Overwatch.

Cartoonist Greg "Mae" Dean.

Hillary Clinton joined Bluesky.

Toys.





Eight years a tranny.

Pickleball.

Dilation talk with Emma Cumslutress.

More Musk.

Spoiler: Full toy images

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"As an anarchist," Kevin kinda has some complicated fucking feelings about government.

It's always a treat when Kevin tries to form an opinion on his own.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

"As an anarchist," Kevin kinda has some complicated fucking feelings about government.

Kevin: Shutting down USAID is bad.
Other Guy: USAID was bad, actually.
Kevin: I'm stress eating! I'm having a panic attack! Why is everyone here so mean to me?!

 

[Chris Konon]

It's always a treat when Kevin tries to form an opinion on his own.

Kevin: Shutting down USAID is bad.
Other Guy: USAID was bad, actually.

lmao, so funny. For someone whose entire identity revolves around "there is more to gender than binary sex assignment at birth" troonery, he lacks any nuance in anything else.
> Ooga booga. If Elon BAD then USAID GOOD

Very binary outlook on the world, Kevie!

Also what kind of anarchist is he?
He relies on the government bucks to provide for him, and is scared as shit, that someone will take it.
He expects the government to assist troons in their transition, no question asked.
He wants the government to control the speech and punish the awful transphobes.

Did he ever say something inherently anarchist once?

 

[CheesyBoy]

Also what kind of anarchist is he?
He relies on the government bucks to provide for him, and is scared as shit, that someone will take it.
He expects the government to assist troons in their transition, no question asked.
He wants the government to control the speech and punish the awful transphobes.

Did he ever say something inherently anarchist once?

Anarchy is when you stick it to Republicans by chopping off your dick and not participating in their fascist capitalist dystopia by remaining unemployed and spending 100% of your NEETbucks on toys.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Also what kind of anarchist is he?

Anarcho-communist.

So the kind that doesn't make sense and should be kept away from another tranch running at all cost.

 

[stupid frog]

>Elon gets boosted
>Kevie gets carried

Yeah, you're both super cool at video games.