Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AirdropShitposts]

Love these retards always talking about "flight or flight" being activated when they read some old tweet or post they were stupid about.

PTSD, feminine behavior, communism, streaming, activism, hygiene, etc. there's literally nothing this faggot won't refuse to do the bare minimum to learn about to in order to not make obvious what a fraud he is.

 

[Jacknife]

I mean, if he hadn't made himself impossible with even trannies I'd say opening a store for degenerates is a great choice.

With that said, if it even gets to the point where he actually sells products it won't take long for the scamming to begin.

Are there any news how he is gonna sell shit?

No way he is running an actual warehouse, his website will just dropship AliExpress stuff for 15 dollars more

 

[Something Awful]

This CEO roleplay selling cheap dick prods and anus ticklers when he has 0 business acumen will be interesting to watch burn.

It always makes me roll my eyes extra hard when someone labels himself the "CEO" of like a two-person company. Lucas has gone above and beyond though, you better believe a company that does literally nothing needs a CEO, CFO, CTO and multiple board members with wiggler avatars.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It always makes me roll my eyes extra hard when someone labels himself the "CEO" of like a two-person company. Lucas has gone above and beyond though, you better believe a company that does literally nothing needs a CEO, CFO, CTO and multiple board members with wiggler avatars.

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Keffals needs to disclose what the voting shares are of these board members. How do I know this isn't like Meta where only one guy has all the votes so can't be fired as CEO???

 

[Troon_Patrol]

When you have been shot at, had a half a dozen submachineguns pointed at you, you can now preach to people about "Muh PTSD". Until that day comes you are protected class of person living in Canada, PTSD in Canada is having your car stolen at most.

Doesn't "flight or flight" describe a knee jerk immediate reaction? When constable Mcfriednly knocked on Lucas door that morning announcing it was the local police and they needed to have a lil chat, I don't recall Lucus putting camo on his face bolting out the front door and brandishing kitchen knife. I recall a lot of passive aggressive Ratio'ing from thousands of miles away safe hidden behind a screen, a lot of autistic screeching, toughly translated to:




Keep doxing the people you don't like Lucas. Best of luck with the Etsy sex toy scam.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Doesn't "flight or flight" describe a knee jerk immediate reaction?

Yeah, what he’s describing is just “being a lairy cunt.” Mouthing off when someone makes a mean tweet is not a fight-or-flight response, it’s just him taking the wrong option. Giving other people control of his accounts just seems unnecessary when there are block buttons or, you know, not rising to the bait.

 

[DickMain]

muh depression, muh retardation, MUH FAWKING ENDLESS STRUGGLE!!!!

Meanwhile I'm happy as a clam, have the money to feed and house myself, don't have a totally-real-and-not-faked-for-attention meltdown when seeing the word niggerfaggot, and all I had to do was not cut my cock off. Funny how that works.

 

[Captain Retard]

Keffals needs to disclose what the voting shares are of these board members. How do I know this isn't like Meta where only one guy has all the votes so can't be fired as CEO???

I have uploaded the images the wrong order. X_X Anyways, as the last screen shows, Keffals owns 50+% of the shares, so I doubt that a forceful removal is possible. There are two directors currently (I wonder if Gin is Yegor's pseudonym). Finally, Sorrentum Corp has made some updates (changing directors info three time within a month seems weird to me). In total there are 13 corporate entries (4 during March) (7-8 about director and 3-4 about registered office) The Incorporation and amendment articles sound most promising.

 

[Vect]

Well, he gave us the CliffNotes version.

Keffals on being a degenerate and enjoying humiliation.

Oh, great he's probably been getting off to this thread the entire time.

 

[DumbDude43]

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Well, he gave us the CliffNotes version.

this dude got misdiagnosed extremely hard

what he actually has is substance use disorder and histrionic personality disorder

 

[Oliver Onions]

you would think he would tell his therapist this same stuff and then mention that he wants to start streaming again and they would just look at him dead in the eyes and tell him not to.

This alone is all the proof you need to confirm Keffals is full of shit with the therapist stuff. If he was even half as mentally unstable as he claims a therapist wouldn't just be telling him not to stream, they'd be pulling whatever strings they could to get him sectioned under the Mental Health Act before he hurts himself or someone else.

While I was trying to figure out what sort of powers a Belfast therapist would even have I found this article which made me curious...

(Full Article)
Some salient excerpts:

There was a six-week wait to see a therapist on campus so he began looking for help on Instagram.

Currently anyone in the UK can call themselves a "therapist", "pyscho-therapist" or "counsellor" without standard qualifications or training.

This one might explain his sudden return to streaming:

Laura also found mental health treatment online and was asked by her therapist to film herself "doing exposures" - a type of treatment that requires the patient to face their fears in a controlled environment and in a measured way to gradually work on reducing anxiety.

The article is 4 years old so I don't know how relevant the information still is, but it lends weight to the theory that if the therapist exists at all they are some social media snake oil peddler.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think the easiest answer is that Lucas isn't seeing a therapist and he just uses it vaguely as a way to avoid responsibility for his actions.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

I have uploaded the images the wrong order. X_X Anyways, as the last screen shows, Keffals owns 50+% of the shares, so I doubt that a forceful removal is possible. There are two directors currently (I wonder if Gin is Yegor's pseudonym). Finally, Sorrentum Corp has made some updates (changing directors info three time within a month seems weird to me). In total there are 13 corporate entries (4 during March) (7-8 about director and 3-4 about registered office) The Incorporation and amendment articles sound most promising.
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If you use the "attach files" button at the bottom, you can move images around in the post easily b/c you choose the insertion points (and if it's full image or thumbnail..choose thumbnail it keeps the images from eating too much real estate and they aren't tiny) inline with the text
You can even just have the attached files in the bullpen and not displayed inline if they are just for info verficiation

 

[Grander Fucktard]

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don't forget massive junkie

 

[fuckidunno]

Major depressive disorder
Post traumatic stress disorder

notice the common element there Keffie kef...DISORDER
your thinking is DIS--ORDERED

cops waking you up with a rifle in your face...didn't happen
Kiwifarmers sending you pizza and wanting you dead...didn't happen

That's your scrambled brain reaction to people laughing at your fart porn and criticizing your promoting illegal activities like underage pharma or criminal denial of service attacks and misappropriation of tens of thousands of dollars for recreational use of sched II and possibly sched I drugs

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Major depressive disorder
Post traumatic stress disorder

notice the common element there Keffie kef...DISORDER
your thinking is DIS--ORDERED

cops waking you up with a rifle in your face...didn't happen
Kiwifarmers sending you pizza and wanting you dead...didn't happen

That's your scrambled brain reaction to people laughing at your fart porn and criticizing your promoting illegal activities like underage pharma or criminal denial of service attacks and misappropriation of tens of thousands of dollars for recreational use of sched II and possibly sched I drugs

Another reason he won’t get better. His self-justification is stuff that never happened. Honestly, I wonder how much of the hate he claims to have received actually happened. I suspect lying is an automatic reaction with him.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

 

[Captain Retard]

Kinda unrelated, but funny. The image speaks for itself.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

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Kinda unrelated, but funny. The image speaks for itself.

I tried to search for his channel again. I unsubbed years ago after he started going woke and platforming trannies.
And he STILL doesn't show up, not even with the Tipster Loli search. Kek

That's the real reason he said he was quitting YT. Irrelevancy and the many many videos on him showing who he really was.

Love how both he and Keffals helped sink each others online careers though. That will never not be funny as shit



Edit: I found him. He was buried under more relevant channels. And wtaf, he's streaming on YouTube again? I thought he made a big post about how he was quitting
These sad cases can't stay away can they

 

[AnOminous]

Fibromyalgia is a real disease, my mother has had it for years.

The possibility of Lucas having it is something completely different and something I do not believe at all.

No it isn't, not even doctors call it a "disease." It's a disorder, and it's a catch-all category for various claims of musculoskeletal pain. It basically means they don't know why.

There are definitely people who have some condition, legitimately, that causes this kind of pain, but there's a reason it's called a "garbage can diagnosis" and that's because of liars like keffals.

It's something they call your disorder when they can't figure out why you have it.

It is not, however, a "disease." A disease is something with an actual definition and a real diagnosis.

NOT dissing your mom. Old people and people who have been in car accidents and the like often end up with these endless pain conditions and they aren't lying.

Keffals is though.