💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fatrick accuses Brian of sexually harassing his bitch tits
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Oh yeah and he is still writing his fanfic of the grand stalker trial
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In the child report a few posts above Patrick literally just called someone “no dick”

 

[Red Frida]

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How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

 

[downloads]

How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

Park them on a stool at Hoolies it seems like

 

[bluehawk]

Hey Mr. Tomlinson man, write a tweet for me.
I'm a stalker, and it's prison I am going to.
Hey Mr. Tomlinson man, write a tweet for me.
In the oinking of the morning I'll get childed by you.

 

[RollingRock2]

How long do you need to go unpublished before you stop being an author? 5 years?

 

[iScream into the void]

How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

I'd say lobotomize them, but given how Fatrick is... I don't think it'd be effective enough.

 

[femoralcanal]

Misogyny? So he admits he's a woman. Who's "we". What shadow cabal does he have to remove Brian as an author?

Even with the 15 year footprint proving his existence as a real human, I often question my eyes.

Edit: Pat needs to hire someone to edit this tweets, Jesus Christ:

 

[Kingfisher9000]

“I’m well feed, son.”

How does he fuck up so often? I’m not a thread regular, but somehow every time I check in I see a typo.

Edit: Pat needs to hire someone to edit this tweets, Jesus Christ:
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No, stalker. Child. I’m speaking. In complete sentences. Always am. You. Are. N’t. Enjoy grammar.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Fatrick accuses Brian of sexually harassing his bitch tits
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He got some nerve, as we know.

He constantly tries to sexually shame and degrade complete strangers with calling them incels, virgins, losers, not interesting to women etc. The usual male feminist insults.
But when someone does it back to him, with a lot more basis because he made his relationship, behavior and fat form so public, it is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

A man crying sexual harassment over something less than someone grabbing your dick uninvited is super bitch-tier btw. Especially if it is a purely online interaction.

And him calling someone misogynist a few days after he asked a woman if her husband knew she had an account is fucking hilarious.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Anything with even a whiff of Patrick's smell on it transforms even a broad request into a presumed request on his address. Which is unusual to say the least.


You're welcome.

Could this be because of pending litigation and they don't want any accidental leaks like what I think happened with some of the court docs?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

It's extra-funny because Brian doesn't seem to have any trouble finding publishers, while Tiny Tim Saves Outer Space Christmas languishes unread and unpublished.

 

[John_Smith]

It went out on submission nearly 1 year ago? Ah, the tweet is 27 March 2024, so yeah. I don't think it takes an already published author --n.b. author, not a writer, maybe a typist, a bad typist-- a full year to get a deal if there is going to be a deal.


Piggy's comment "there won't be a divorce" is a bit chilling. Does he plan to murder Nikki if she asks for one? I can see it now. He'll tweet "welp, it finally happened. Stlakers have murdered my wife. 1/24" while her blood is still oozing from the ugly gash in her skull. A stalker-child will express horror that Piggy murdered his wife with a flashlighthatchet and Piggy will respond, "No stlaker, the stalker used a penlight Shingler's hammer."

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Has piggy oinked about egg prices recently? If not I wonder why?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You think he does the grocery shopping? No, he's in a light beer/meatloaf daze most of the time. He might go to the liquor store or a gas station to pick up beer, but I'd bet that's as far as he goes.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It went out on submission nearly 1 year ago? Ah, the tweet is 27 March 2024, so yeah. I don't think it takes an already published author --n.b. author, not a writer, maybe a typist, a bad typist-- a full year to get a deal if there is going to be a deal.
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Piggy's comment "there won't be a divorce" is a bit chilling. Does he plan to murder Nikki if she asks for one? I can see it now. He'll tweet "welp, it finally happened. Stlakers have murdered my wife. 1/24" while her blood is still oozing from the ugly gash in her skull. A stalker-child will express horror that Piggy murdered his wife with a flashlighthatchet and Piggy will respond, "No stlaker, the stalker used a penlight Shingler's hammer."

It is not uncommon for non-established writers to need a long time to find a publisher, especially for a more, let's say, experimental book like this.

Would not be a big deal if he didn't brag about being a professional and successful writer all the time.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

What do you guys think, how would he do if he just self published? There's worse slop then his that seems to sell.
It's funny to me that he could probably make it work, he had the grit to write several books, which regardless of quality most people don't, and all that stands in his way is his pride of not wanting to publish non traditionally.

 

[Judge Holden]

Still waiting for you ungrateful colonials to crawl back over the atlantic to beg forgiveness and forgibdats now your constitution died yesterday.


The only thing protecting you from eternal rule by Warlord Fatrick in the post america wasteland is to accept His Majesty Charles III as your one true King.

Well fuck my ass and call me Clarabelle....


Oh yeah and he woke up at like 5am Milwaukee time for this very important xeet

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What do you guys think, how would he do if he just self published?

Not well. He's no Barry Eisler. Eisler established a strong fanbase before he started self-publishing. What fanbase does Pat have? Besides us and the pests? Really, though, it comes down to pride. Pat's a REAL author, you Maga-chud, he deserves a contract. A six-figure contract. He also deserves frequent guest spots on tv as the token 'sane conservative'. The one who meekly agrees with the lefties on practically everything. And he's served his time in the trenches, make him the judge at chud-pest show trials. They've tried to kill him dozens of times, you know. Prison awaits.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Not well. He's no Barry Eisler

"He is the author of three thriller series, the first featuring anti-hero John Rain, a half-Japanese, half-American former soldier turned freelance assassin, a second featuring black ops soldier Ben..."

This sounds like the schlockiest shit ever written in human history, but I am strangely intrigued... This is like the literature equivalent to Die Hard

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well fuck my ass and call me Clarabelle....

This can only mean one thing: Trump wants to give you Patrick!