Magic The Gathering

[Endless Torment]

Clarion Conqueror 2W
Creature - Dragon
Flying

Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures and planeswalkers can't be activated.
3/3

Behold a vintage playable card

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

Clarion Conqueror 2W
Creature - Dragon
Flying

Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures and planeswalkers can't be activated.
3/3
Wyświetl załącznik 7119667
Behold a vintage playable card

i'm sure the 12 people who play vintage will be super excited

 

[PonderosaPete]

They did my girl Kaalia dirty, like really dirty, holy shit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

They did my girl Kaalia dirty, like really dirty, holy shit.

The only real Kaalia secret lair should be the Couch girl meme with a Demon, an Angel and a Dragon.

 

[PonderosaPete]

The only real Kaalia secret lair should be the Couch girl meme with a Demon, an Angel and a Dragon.

This I can agree with. Imagine reading your fan fiction to your colleagues though? And I thought I was cringe.

 

[Endless Torment]

This I can agree with. Imagine reading your fan fiction to your colleagues though? And I thought I was cringe.

I want to know which art director because they have multiple. I'll take the weird perverted weirdo over the ones who wants to make everyone ugly.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Imagine reading your fan fiction to your colleagues though?

its WOTC everyone there is probably a worse degenerate than everyone in this website.

 

[PonderosaPete]

I want to know which art director because they have multiple. I'll take the weird perverted weirdo over the ones who wants to make everyone ugly.

Give me a line-up, I can probably pick them out.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

I want to know which art director because they have multiple. I'll take the weird perverted weirdo over the ones who wants to make everyone ugly.

If I say tranny is that a different guess or the same as yours?

 

[Endless Torment]

If I say tranny is that a different guess or the same as yours?

My money is on a biological non tranny male and also the description for the secret lair refers to the art director as he.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Clarion Conqueror 2W
Creature - Dragon
Flying

Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures and planeswalkers can't be activated.
3/3
Wyświetl załącznik 7119667
Behold a vintage playable card

Definitely a card for Selesnya Collected Company in Pioneer, maybe just in the sideboard to fuck with shit like Greasefang, Boats, Elves, and Cat Oven.

 

[Endless Torment]

Another busted black three drop.

 

[Flexo]

>Our art director has been reading a lot of romantasy lately. Like, "a new book every day" a lot. Then, he started reading it out loud. Then, he started writing fanfic and reading that out loud, too. Recently, he commissioned art from the incredibly talented Abigail Larson based on his fanfic and has been posting it around the office. To be clear, we're all super into it. So, we put it on cards.

Is this really what they wrote or are you making a joke?

EDIT: also someone did the turn 1 dracogensis.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82929Pc/

 

[Endless Torment]

Is this really what they wrote or are you making a joke?

I'm flattered, but I just copy and pasted the blurb from the secret lair.

 

[Flexo]

So the only way we can get straight couples in magic now is when its a human screwing a monster.

 

[AnotherPleb]

So the only way we can get straight couples in magic now is when its a human screwing a monster.

We already had Niggergorn and Arwen.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

i'm sure the 12 people who play vintage will be super excited

That's a card made for commander. Shuts down a lot of decks that depend on mana rocks.

 

[Endless Torment]

That's a card made for commander. Shuts down a lot of decks that depend on mana rocks.

Shutting down mana rocks pisses people off in commander so I doubt it.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

Shutting down mana rocks pisses people off in commander so I doubt it.

Cunts play stax decks in casual EDH.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Cunts play stax decks in casual EDH.

'It's a 7/10, don't worry'