💪 Tough Guys Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Farmer9876]

i was not and im not a schizo

But you are, stalker child, you have those delusions in your head. Enjoy prison.

Edit: also Colton is a man.

 

[Tari]

I wake up to 42 fucking notifications.
I wonder what's made him switch from the actually descriptive lovequest sign to the one that says literally nothing about him.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I wake up to 42 fucking notifications.
I wonder what's made him switch from the actually descriptive lovequest sign to the one that says literally nothing about him.

He tried the first one before he was came here to PA request against Joseph. After his @Saladfingy05 account got banned, Coltroon fucked off to Twitter where the majority of his Tweets were complaining he couldn't get a goth gf (and whining about being a Kiwi Farms victim). I guess since he wasn't getting traction on Twitter, since that Lilith_Atheist person he shills couldn't care less about him, he decided to give 4chan another try, only this time he'd highlight he was a Kiwi Farms victim. Brilliant strategy from Mr. Lochmann, noted genius.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I keep trying to think of something funny to write about this tweet, but I'm at a loss for words.

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Fat.

Coltroon fucked off to Twitter where the majority of his Tweets were complaining he couldn't get a goth gf (and whining about being a Kiwi Farms victim).

The fact that he tells literally everyone he interacts with that he's got a thread is insane. I'm glad he doesn't link them the thread though, then they'd see all our lies.

I have finally learned how to filter nitter properly to avoid ponyporn.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Coltroon is disgusting and fat.

Also a man. A man that mutilated himself so badly that he'll never be able to have sex with a real woman even if he could entrap one for 3 minutes.

I'm at a loss for words.

Our tax dollars at work folks.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I guess since he wasn't getting traction on Twitter, since that Lilith_Atheist person he shills couldn't care less about him, he decided to give 4chan another try, only this time he'd highlight he was a Kiwi Farms victim. Brilliant strategy from Mr. Lochmann, noted genius.

The fact that he is too stupid to lie and too dumb to copy what goth girls find attractive is astounding. Dipshit.

 

[Tari]

Also a man. A man that mutilated himself so badly that he'll never be able to have sex with a real woman even if he could entrap one for 3 minutes.

Apparantly even when the wman tried to make it work in some discord dating servers, he just asked for too much.

 

[Xev]

I keep trying to think of something funny to write about this tweet, but I'm at a loss for words.
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Fat.
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The fact that he tells literally everyone he interacts with that he's got a thread is insane. I'm glad he doesn't link them the thread though, then they'd see all our lies.
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I have finally learned how to filter nitter properly to avoid ponyporn.

Glad to see he's still blaming us for him posting all the embarassing stuff about himself!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Can Colton please be unbanned? I think everyone in this thread is the closest thing he's got to friends and he seems like he needs a hug or something.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I keep trying to think of something funny to write about this tweet, but I'm at a loss for words.
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Fat.
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The fact that he tells literally everyone he interacts with that he's got a thread is insane. I'm glad he doesn't link them the thread though, then they'd see all our lies.
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I have finally learned how to filter nitter properly to avoid ponyporn.

He could have bought a drivable used car for $1250 and instead he blows his tugboat on a Chinesium Ghostbusters toy .....

That's our Coltroon!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He could have bought a drivable used car for $1200 and instead he blows his tugboat on a Chinesium Ghostbusters toy .....

That's our Coltroon!

He also could've, I don't know, used that money to get food instead of stealing from a church, but I guess Proton packs take priority.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

He could've maybe bought a car with the money he used to buy the $1200 piece of shitty plastic.

 

[DickMain]

Colton's begging for a goth GF in a fucking /soc/ thread of all places.
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(Or it's someone pretending to be him. I'm ISP banned so can't check.)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a fucking loser lmaoooooooooo

e. I hope it's real, but the posts don't read like his. He has such a particular way of only rebutting with curt replies like "not a man" or "not my name". Coltroon is such a retarded faggot that in the hundreds of pages here he has not once managed to vary his manner of typing once.

COLTROON: If you're reading this (you are), can I recommend this fine piece? I think you'd really hit it off!

 

[The Un-Clit]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a fucking loser lmaoooooooooo

e. I hope it's real, but the posts don't read like his. He has such a particular way of only rebutting with curt replies like "not a man" or "not my name". Coltroon is such a retarded faggot that in the hundreds of pages here he has not once managed to vary his manner of typing once.

COLTROON: If you're reading this (you are), can I recommend this fine piece? I think you'd really hit it off!

When you read further down in the page (Colton doesn't come into it until about halfway down) you can tell right away it's him. Exact pattern of Coltonspeak and people reference him by name as they dunk on him.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Goth Dating Thread: Just read the archive i'm not posting all of the trolling that happened

Some content from this thread:

 

[Xev]

I need a goth gf and i need it now

Interesting usage of the word 'it' to refer to a human being. Retards like Colton are the worst kind of retards.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

You know coltons behavior really emphasizes that being an incel isn't REALLY the not getting laid part, its the fucking obnoxious behavior part.

Also I find it hilarious someone even called him colton. He really is his own worst enemy

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Also I find it hilarious someone even called him colton. He really is his own worst enemy

He keeps announcing he's a Kiwi Farms victim so he's essentially encouraging people to look up his thread.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I need a goth gf and i need it now

CALL COLTON LOCHMANN 877-GOTH-NOW

 

[VVilford Brimley]

Hey Colton, I found your new attraction sign: