What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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You know, if I wanted to watch conspiracy theory videos, I'd go on YouTube or watch the History Channel. I'm here for discussion, so fucking type your fucking theories out or leave.
He really needs to be thread banned. It's so bad that I've had to ignore him and I don't do that often. We're supposed to accept whatever schizo shit he's posting as the truth and never question anything. People like him give conspiracy theorists a bad name.
 
There’s a conspiracy that I think could’ve been a big deal. In 2022 or so, there was a shortage, especially beef in Burgerland. That’s right, burgers were starting to become scarce in Burgerland, causing prices to rise, resulting in people getting chicken instead. What was interesting though was that I am friends and family with a lot of farmers and ranchers, many of whom had cattle. Lots of cattle. There was no shortage on their end, things were business as usual for them.

Coincidentally, there became a lot of ESG pressure on farmers and there was also a yuge and bigly press for people to get into Beyond Meat, Impossible Meat, etc. I believe the “shortage” was entirely artificial and was an attempt to push people off of meat, cattle specifically. It stopped after 2023 because it was a failure and would’ve been a campaign issue for the 2024 elections. Suddenly we heard investors pull out of Beyond Meat and beef became more readily available again. I think this was completely artificial.


My theory with Beyond meat and all the variations of fake meat is that it is people with money spotting a potential market to capitalise on and trying to get into it early. People start the companies and it seems attractive to virtue signalling and potentially well-intentioned investors.

We've all seen the claims that we eat too much meat. The third world could never eat as much meat as Americans. Limited available farming land. Climate change etc. Exploding populations. So the idea that you have an alternative to meat makes sense. That is, if you can find an alternative to meat,

I've ranted before but the lies and virtue signals around beyond burgers annoy me. I'm sure we all went through something similar. Over a decade ago we started hearing about the Beyond Burger. Told it's the same as meat. Tastes just as good. It bleeds. We'd see people repeating this claim. Even people we know trying it in San Francisco saying how great it is. Then after a few years, it's finally available where you are and it sucks. Why did everyone lie?

Then over the years since, there have been various other versions of fake meat. New versions of the Beyond Burger come out. "It's even more like real beef!" Hang on a second, is that admitting the original claims that it was the same was a lie?

Why are local burger chains having fake meat? No one would be ordering it. The previous vegetarian options are much tastier for the people who don't eat meat. I suspect it is all just subsidised by investors trying to get market share and/or brand awareness.

When was the last time anyone heard of anyone talking about their fake beef or burgers? It never arrived and failed. We all saw during COVID shortages that the real meat was gone and fake meat was left on the shelves. No one wants it.
 
Can we move this thread to Salon - Off-Topic? Since this is obviously a Salon thread in the wrong forum. I apologize for not realizing this sooner.
I don't know how you don't get the hint. STOP SPAMMING VIDEOS AND PICTURES/SCREENCAPS WITHOUT CONTEXT AND MEANINGFULLY CONTRIBUTE.

I'll go back to lurking again.
 
When was the last time anyone heard of anyone talking about their fake beef or burgers? It never arrived and failed. We all saw during COVID shortages that the real meat was gone and fake meat was left on the shelves. No one wants it.
My local Asda still stocks a whole range of these "meats". They've even expanded the shelf space for it in the last few months, even though no fucker ever buys the stuff, and that's in addition to the more conventional vegetarian meat substitutes and what have you. It's like they're determined to force the transition no matter what people actually want.
 
My local Asda still stocks a whole range of these "meats". They've even expanded the shelf space for it in the last few months, even though no fucker ever buys the stuff, and that's in addition to the more conventional vegetarian meat substitutes and what have you. It's like they're determined to force the transition no matter what people actually want.

They have to be paid to stock it and keep it on the shelves to pretend it is a thing in case the market does take off.

The, someone is having a BBQ and the vegetarian doesn't want to feel left out market is not very big.
 
The real Sandy Hook conspiracy is realizing the entire hysteria around it is a cover up for the fact that the majority of kids killed there were killed by incompetent police reactions.
I've looked into it, and that's my honest opinion.
Police fucked up, anti-gun groups (especially in the Obama era) jump to pressure everyone involved in school shootings, the money was kinda hush-money but more about cementing the narrative for the parents who likely didn't know what was going on.
As for the whole actor thing, yeah man low-bit advertisement actors send their kids to school. Shit, I knew some kids whose parents did low grade acting work it's just a job at that level of the industry.
Overall, the real conspiracy is police fuckups and political activist groups. Adam Lanza did do that shit in my opinion. Though, I'd give a small chance there was something else going on, mostly skewing towards multiple shooters but I still think that's unlikely given my research.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Whenever moids raided the man-hate thread, we were told to ignore the posters who invaded from A&H or wherever.
Why can't that apply here?
Anyway, since the DJT/careercow thread is boarded up:
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Not really conspiracy theory but vast majority of jobs actually can pay 100 percent more and they don't actually care about the money it's just about screwing with people mentally
Hmm, I actually don’t think this is true. Payroll is usually the largest expense of any firm which is why raising the minimum wage can be crippling for restaurants, retail stores, and groceries.

Pay should, theoretically, reflect value added to the firm. The problem is a lot of jobs are completely meaningless and serve no purpose, i.e. they add no value. By this standard, a lot of people are over-employed and overcompensated. We should have lower wages and more competition, and therefore more smaller businesses entering and exiting markets more routinely. (If you can’t make good money being a lackey, go open up your own accounting firm or whatever.)

I posit that we’ve fundamentally regulated away small businesses, and so the only recourse is to accept so-so pay for meaningless, anonymous, soul-eroding make-work.
 
@NoReturn Do you have that picture from 4chan from ~2020 or 2021 that showed the HQ of Beyond Meat being less than a block from the Planned Parenthood HQ? I thought I had it. I'm not saying Beyond Meat is made of dead babies but it is a little strange.
I don't know why people have come to this thread to post retarded takes to try and own the chuds, unless they're a glowie, but Beyond Meat do need base cells to grow their fake meat in a lab.
I'm not saying we eat babies but the supply been so close to the demand makes logistical sense.
 
I don't know why people have come to this thread to post retarded takes to try and own the chuds, unless they're a glowie, but Beyond Meat do need base cells to grow their fake meat in a lab.
I'm not saying we eat babies but the supply been so close to the demand makes logistical sense.
I assumed the Beyond stuff was ultra-processed soy, like most vegan food imitating the real thing.
 
I've ranted before but the lies and virtue signals around beyond burgers annoy me. I'm sure we all went through something similar. Over a decade ago we started hearing about the Beyond Burger. Told it's the same as meat. Tastes just as good. It bleeds. We'd see people repeating this claim. Even people we know trying it in San Francisco saying how great it is. Then after a few years, it's finally available where you are and it sucks. Why did everyone lie?
My local Asda still stocks a whole range of these "meats". They've even expanded the shelf space for it in the last few months, even though no fucker ever buys the stuff, and that's in addition to the more conventional vegetarian meat substitutes and what have you. It's like they're determined to force the transition no matter what people actually want.
I assumed the Beyond stuff was ultra-processed soy, like most vegan food imitating the real thing.
They didn't completely lie. I know this is just an anecdote, but I was able to try the Beyond Burger around the time it first came out and I had it a few times. The recipe I tried wasn't bad, and while it wasn't "meat" it was a "burger" if that makes sense.
I found a couple articles on it. It looks like the changed things at least twice. Once in 2019
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and again in 2021 where they got rid of the 2019 recipe and replace it with two options.
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In both these articles they talk about it being "even better!" and "More like meat!" but judging by the timeline and my own memories, the 2019 version is where it began to suck. I remember ordering one and being like "Hey this doesn't taste good" and then never got one again.

(You couldn't pay me to eat it now, though, I know better now.)

I found an article from 2016 (https://cookwith5kids.com/2016/06/beyond-meat-burger/) that actually has the original ingredients list, too:
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Compare that to the current list:
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@NoReturn Do you have that picture from 4chan from ~2020 or 2021 that showed the HQ of Beyond Meat being less than a block from the Planned Parenthood HQ? I thought I had it. I'm not saying Beyond Meat is made of dead babies but it is a little strange.
Their plant address is 888 N Douglas St #100 right next door to Northrop Grumman and around the corner from a Raytheon site. Their HQ is at 119 Standard St El Segundo, CA 90245.
Neither of them have a Planned Parenthood anywhere nearby. The closest I can find is a planned parenthood at 14623 Hawthorne Blvd #300, Lawndale, CA 90260 across from a place that sells Beyond Burgers.
If we were, however, to say "Planned Parenthood is working together with Beyond Burger to make burgers" then why would it need to be nearby? Assuming a supply of fetal bits, you could just ship them to the warehouse from anywhere.
 
Fukushima was not a case of neglect/incompetence, but sabotage by Israel who got pissy because Japan was going to deal enriched uranium to Iran:
 

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Over a decade ago we started hearing about the Beyond Burger. Told it's the same as meat. Tastes just as good. It bleeds.
Yeah I wouldn't suggest eating a Beyond Burger, full stop.


I also would not suggest checking out the other videos on there just for sanity reasons if you care about what you put in you. (Especially if you like McDonalds fries) I lost weight just from seeing the videos and deciding never again. But then I remembered we all have microplastics in us now. It's been found in fetuses and brains and testicles so what more could a few chemicals do to me. But I'll never eat a Beyond Burger or like ever again.
 
Well. It started out promising and interesting, large internal and underground structures under the pyramids are certainly fascinating. But after establishing that it immediately devolves into technobabble. Scalar waves are always a good start.
Also, looking at the actual paper mentioned, it doesn't mentioned kilometer-sized underground structures at all. I can't find anything on this mysterious press release, and this video is the only one mentioning all this other stuff and the technobabble theories around it.
 
Yeah I wouldn't suggest eating a Beyond Burger, full stop.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CTJj6Gjw7YU
I also would not suggest checking out the other videos on there just for sanity reasons if you care about what you put in you. (Especially if you like McDonalds fries) I lost weight just from seeing the videos and deciding never again. But then I remembered we all have microplastics in us now. It's been found in fetuses and brains and testicles so what more could a few chemicals do to me. But I'll never eat a Beyond Burger or like ever again.
I hate this slippy slide that every conspiracy discussion channel goes through where they start out posting genuinely fascinating and interesting insight on various industries, and then devolve into SPOOOKY SCARY THUMBNAILS and AUDIO CORRUPTION SOUND EFFECTS and just stating stuff that's mostly well known but with various horror move whacky effects and then shilling some brand that's just as corrupt
Same thing happened to Moon, interesting channel at first, then went to shit the exact same way

Does the fame go to their head and that little drop of Youtube money is enough to completely flip all their morals? Or was it all just a facade in the first place, trying to tap a market that would typically be skeptical and anticonsumerist thinking it's as easy as speaking their language and sliding right in tot he hole they drilled in it?
 
Does the fame go to their head and that little drop of Youtube money is enough to completely flip all their morals?
I think it's chasing the algorithm and the dopamine hit they get from it, honestly. They have to keep getting more flashy and attention grabbing to get the views. The last time I heard there is something like 3000 hours of content uploaded every minute to Youtube. That's a lot of competition. Once they hit a really big mark with high views they want to keep it going up. So if they do something normal and get fewer views, and they do something flashy and the numbers keep going up.

But now everyone needs to compete with AI or people using AI too so who knows how much content is being pushed out to Youtube every minute. That's a lot of competition for eyeballs.

Money going to people's heads probably doesn't help either.
 
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