I'm in a bit of a grumpy mood today following a stressful day at work, but my spirits are definitely on the up, what with having been brought some tasty wine, and the dog sitting close by for a snuggle, and best of all having the chance to snigger and chortle at this goomba's poor life choices.
Look at that terrible simulacrum of a vagina! That's not how bodies look!!! That's hilarious, and it's funny that you destroyed your body for it!
What is it that all the best people say, again? Oh yes: dilate and seethe!
(Forget CBT for improving mental states; the farms is better)