Good Morning Judge (Steel Toe Blues)
(Parody of "Judge Harsh Blues")
Verse 1:
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Said, “Fifty dollars, you crossed the line.”
Verse 2:
I run the Steel Toe show, we get loud and bold,
Jokes on the edge, and opinions we hold,
But I sent a pic, it wasn’t meant for air,
Now the whole damn town’s got it, it’s everywhere!
Verse 3:
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Said, “Son, that photo made the whole town wild!”
Verse 4:
Was just meant for the crew, my buddies online,
But I hit the wrong button, and now I’m doin’ time,
Now fans are callin', the boss is enraged,
And my inbox is flooded, full of outrage.
Verse 5:
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Said, “Pay your fine, boy, and learn to check your pen.”
Outro:
Now I’m back on air, watchin' every click,
Double-checkin’ everything, makin' it stick,
No more mishaps, no more surprise,
Or I’ll be behind bars, readin' angry replies.
