💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

didn't Ralph actually have to pay a higher fine than Aaron

Yes. And so did April on that speeding ticket she got. The one where Nick "represented" her, and they both no-showed.

Whoever made this did good.
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I made it. 5,000 hours in MS Paint.

In this economy? More like 5. Seriously though, Aaron got fucking lucky.

The luck is that he did it to a PoS, and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insults Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.

It’s a jaywalking tier penalty for a jaywalking tier crime.

Possibly not even. Jaywalking carries a maximum penalty of $100 for a first time offense. I don't know how much a judge would knock that down though. I guess it varies on the judge.



If anybody is interested, here's a list of common fine amounts in Minnesota. It's the Itasca County website, but the statutes cited are statewide, so it doesn't matter. Nothing on that list is under $100.

https://www.co.itasca.mn.us/224/Common-Violation-Fine-Amounts

Now, granted, Aaron will have court costs tagged on when this is all said and done, but so would all the other offenses listed.

It is more expensive to have the wrong address on your DL ($105 fine) than to share a nude image of Kayla Rekieta.

If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.

EDIT: Typos.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The luck is that he did it to a PoS,and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insult's Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.

You are right that this is a slap in the face. Kayla at this point is a $50 dollar hooker in the eyes of the court. That is kino. Truly kek.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It is more expensive to have the wrong address on your DL ($105 fine) than to share a nude image of Kayla Rekieta.

Kandyoshi county should redo the fines and fees into Kayla units.
It would burn Nick to no end.

 

[There She Glows]

All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!

 

[mydekutree]

Another Toe W! Stoney's is getting a hell of a bargain!

 

[3-2-1836]

an OnlyFans THOT, Keanu Thompson,

Thank you for letting me know that so I looked up her OF leaks and was rewarded with this thumbnail of that dumb bitch

 

[not william stenchever]

All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!

Clearly you know nothing about how to leverage your wealth , peasant.

 

[gearhead1395]

"What's next, he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!

Healthy young woman marries Nick Rekieta, gets pumped with massive shots of Aaron's goo, settles revenge porn case with a fine lower than a speeding ticket - QAYLA. Few such cases!

 

[Iron Within 04]

Aaron Imholte, Nicholas Rekieta's polycule nemisis, has apparantly pled down to a small misdemeanor at the cost of $50 for the charge of "nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images" aka revenge porn—Case # 73-CR-24-6910 on MCRO. Details are not clear at this time

>Does nothing
>Wins

 

[AltisticRight]

Rekieta: "$50 to insult my wife!? What is this?! He gets to fuck her AGAIN for a $100!?"

D.A. Kari Dahlen: you'll let him do it for free

 

[Fapcop]

If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.

Rekieta has really mastered the comedic art of stepping in a rake you put down yourself.

I’ll bet you 10 nudes of Kayla (or the monetary value there of!) that he will be hammered about this every single time he tries to ingratiate himself with some gross pedo, and it’s entirely of his own making like all his other Ls.

 

[SargonF00t]

Thank you for letting me know that so I looked up her OF leaks and was rewarded with this thumbnail of that dumb bitch
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She has a pretty face.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Did Ralph get better/worse result than Aaron with his infamous Nolo Contendere case?

 

[Vibralldo]

She has a pretty face.

She looks like a dead fish

 

[Captain Manning]

"What's next, he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!"

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No, he did that for free. Nick let him.

The only crime here is he inflicted a nude picture of Kayla on somebody else. Shame on you Aaron. Do better.

>Does nothing
>Wins

Lot of that going on. Such is dealing with Nick Rekieta. All you have to do is wait, and you'll be proven right and vindicated eventually.

Did Ralph get better/worse result than Aaron with his infamous Nolo Contendere case?

The Faith thing? I don't think we know fully yet, because Aaron might get some probation time.

This isn't a complete done deal, but it's looking pretty good for Aaron.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

She looks like a dead fish
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Probably smells like one too. My God these people all deserve the firing squad.

 

[AnOminous]

Healthy young woman marries Nick Rekieta, gets pumped with massive shots of Aaron's goo, settles revenge porn case with a fine lower than a speeding ticket - QAYLA. Few such cases!

It's almost like living a life of cuckoldry and drugs isn't a very good idea.

 

[not william stenchever]

No, he did that for free. Nick let him.

Nick actually paid Aaron in cocaine to plow Qayla in ways she'd never been plowed before. Nick, being a fake nerd, didn't understand what she meant when she cried out "Yes, Captain Sisko! Harder!"

 

[USAroXX]

The whole purpose of defining words in statutes is to minimize a billion “it means this, no it means that, no it means the other.” Let’s say you picked another word like distributes or shares and did not provide a specific meaning. Endless and irregular interpretation battles (“no, yer honor, “shares” in today’s world means hit the share button/arrow and it’s misleading to interpret that more broadly so the statute should be declared unconstitutionally vague”) and some judge is going to agree but some other judge won’t - so then you have years of irregular outcomes until it goes up on appeal after appeal - much of which could have been avoided by clear definition in the statute in the first place. Moreover, specific definitions, even if atypical for casual use, prevent legislative intent being completely subverted when other jurisdictions have different interpretations of an undefined word.

Tl; dr: the word and its definition is perfectly clear and unobjectionable.

The whole purpose of defining words for a COMMON meaning is SURVIVAL: no means no, run means run, fire means fire, stop means stop. Its universal, no matter the situation in any country.

Or it should.
Not the level or type of laws, just the meaning of WORDS [platoon kneel]

Like trying to warn others of a predator: him, her, they, them, obese, black, white, ugly, pretty, tall, short, midget, hairy, bald, albino, old, young.

We are done for