Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Butta Face Lopez]

Oh cool Revolution 60: Special Edition: The Car

 

[Karellen]

GOD WHY

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Because she has to have every apple accessory ever made.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Must be nice having all this extra money to dudebro-up your car, Wu. That supposed got badly damaged by a vallet.

Say, how are those campaign donations coming?

 

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Judging by those photos, I'm sure Frank will appreciate learning what it's like to be inside of a laser pointer whilst trying to drive down the highway.

 

[MMX]

Oh cool Revolution 60: Special Edition: The Car

She should replace the breaks with a quick time event

Preferably the game breaking final one from rev 60

 

[Mola Ram]

Wait...so now John is adding knobs to things?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John, aren't you forgetting something...

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I'm going to spend an additional $5k on useless gadgets for my $5k car and I'll never recoup those investments. - an idiot

 

[Francis York Morgan]

John, aren't you forgetting something...

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She's already forgotten about admitting to not having a motorcycle license. Does Massachusetts have laws to keep someone this mentally deficient off the road?

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Yup a true and honest classic car restorer via 1.99 hong kong ebay lights..

Those red lights will make bri looklike a crypt keeper hooker out with her portly charlie wong pimp...

Oh lynch...never an easier day at the office..

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Please, lord in heaven, let there be one Mass state trooper who reads this thread and sees the disco ball TT rolling through Randolph.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FoQIuDEHVng
Please, lord in heaven, let there be one Mass state trooper who reads this thread and sees the disco ball TT rolling through Randolph.

That's assuming John actually does any of this.

I have no doubt this is actually his shit taste, given that he gave us Holiday's tribal eye tatt, but....

John is also the king of making big plans on Twatter that he never delivers on.

 

[AnOminous]

John, aren't you forgetting something...

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John can't even pass the test. He's so fucking dumb that if he ever did ride a motorcycle he'd manage to kill himself within minutes.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

Tron, indeed John. Tron ideed.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He's going to replace the steering wheel himself?
I think we've just found out how the Wus will meet their fate.

 

[The Grimace]

Now we've got "car sperg" John!

 

[Ravana]

Wu after spending all her campaign money: "Finally after all these years my awesome tron car is complete!"

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Now we've got "car sperg" John!

Yep. Yet another thing Wu is master of. Not merely adequate or knows a couple of tricks for, she's a regular genius at car maintenance and renovation. She's like a white Xzibit with how well she can pimp her ride.

Imagine how aggravating a person like this would be to talk to. You either talk about work or something you're working on and this goblinoid will interject at every point to tell you how much better they are at it than you. She has to have the biggest ego of all the cows we cover.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And Franks reason for funding her campaign is revealed.

 

[Quack]

He should cut off the gear stick to turn the car into an automatic. As for the driving test, he still won't pass.