Weird News

Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[Dollars2010]

One Squirrel Managed To Cause $300K In Damages To Building

 

[exball]

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

"Tracy researched sperm facials online"
I'm sure that went well.

Also "Ben" is probably a perv

 

[Foulmouth]

And the ungratefull bitch doesn't even give Ben a hand producing it .....

 

[Dollars2010]

Man Learns That Licking A Cop's Eyeball Is A Felony

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-15122597

Dyslexic man learns Klingon, helps him cope with his condition

 

[Dollars2010]

Town Unveils $8,000 Statue of Local Feline Celebrity -- Cat Ladies Nod in Approval

 

[spaps]

‘Sexist’ bike helmet laws mean too many bad hair days, says cyclist Sue Abbott

 

[Trombonista]

Hershey sues edible pot company

 

[The Dude]

Hershey sues edible pot company

Fuck you Hershey's!

 

[Watcher]

Man gets pulled from giant vagina

 

[Dollars2010]

Cat Walks Miles to Old House When New One Doesn't Suit His Tastes

 

[Saney]

I think the Predators are late by ten years.

 

[Dollars2010]

Lonely Guy Turns His Shower Head Into A Girlfriend, Rest Of World Is Creeped Out

 

[Dollars2010]

Chile Releases Official Study on UFO Photos

 

[exball]

http://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016?

 

[Dollars2010]

Man Suspected Of Stealing 200 Panties From Mall

 

[Watcher]

 

[CatParty]

http://www.bustle.com/articles/3416...-penis-included-has-sparked-outrage-no-really

 

[NavierStoked]

Teacher warns parents that anime leads to bad grades.

http://kotaku.com/teacher-warns-par..._source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow