💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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Nope. Eva's always been like this.

Eva used to post on a board for the webcomic "Loserz". He complained often about not getting a girl, that no girl would ever like him and he didn't like the advice they gave him. He became a joke on the forums due to him frequently posting about this. Typical Eva forum behavior.

Eva's image of a character is ruined because she got to second base.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=888 (http://archive.is/hQ1I8)

Eva ponders more about sluts. This went on for 67 pages.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692 (http://archive.is/l1FLU)

Eva wants to ask out a girl. While Eva doesn't say how it ended, I think we all know what happened:

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=1453&st=0 (http://archive.is/bikAC)

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=1453&st=30 (http://archive.is/o9ENZ)

Eva and swearing

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=1283&hl= (http://archive.is/FHLbs)

Apparently, they quoted him in the comic.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=969 (http://archive.is/fkuPL)

Even made threads about him after he was left (he wasn't actually banned and the threads were to mock him):

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=3611&st=0 (http://archive.is/rpd56)

http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=4280 (http://archive.is/9nfPX)
http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/ar/t4280_0.htm (http://archive.is/SnWAv)

Well, this removes any doubt at all that he's a Loveshy. Jesus, what a loser.
 
So he went from hating sexy women to going gaga for sexy women. He must have had a huge spike in hormones once he hit 18.
He was like this when he was 15. And still is. Alex talks about in forum posts wanting a chaste, wholesome woman, but he also wants a woman who he finds attractive and can have sex with, a lot. However, he doesn't see a woman in the latter category as someone he'd want to be in a relationship with, viewing them as dirty and beneath him. He will never be satisfied in a relationship.
 
Well, this removes any doubt at all that he's a Loveshy. Jesus, what a loser.

He was like this when he was 15. And still is. Alex talks about in forum posts wanting a chaste, wholesome woman, but he also wants a woman who he finds attractive and can have sex with, a lot. However, he doesn't see a woman in the latter category as someone he'd want to be in a relationship with, viewing them as dirty and beneath him. He will never be satisfied in a relationship.

Alex is a great argument for how bullshit that saying, "There's someone for everyone" is. He will never find someone, let alone get laid; especially considering how picky he is about prostitutes.
 
I doubt kiwi would of popped up under normal circumstances, Huh I learned something new.
This is how it looks when you leave the botnet:

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Still high tho
 

That's legitimately the only thing he can look forward to. And even then he'll have to make sure it doesn't try to throw itself in a filled bathtub.

Eva wants to ask out a girl. While Eva doesn't say how it ended, I think we all know what happened:

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=1453&st=0 (http://archive.is/bikAC)

Creepy Slurping Incel Man powiedział(a):
Now I know I don't 'own' her...

God, with everything we know about him and his fantasies about wanting to throw women in cages to use as fuck toys, that line is just...blech.
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I wish we could find this "Amy" and let her know how smart she was to ignore Eva.
 
That's legitimately the only thing he can look forward to. And even then he'll have to make sure it doesn't try to throw itself in a filled bathtub.





God, with everything we know about him and his fantasies about wanting to throw women in cages to use as fuck toys, that line is just...blech.
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I wish we could find this "Amy" and let her know how smart she was to ignore Eva.

He doesn't own her, he just really, really wants to. He's got the dungeon ready and everything.
 
Okay, so I know this is really off-topic and this thread is going everywhere.
But I just want to say Eva's personality reminds me of a guy from a story.

It's here for anyone who is interested, and I recommend you don't watch the video on chapter 1 -
Honestly. I don't think I can be horrified anymore by his personality or what he's done, it will either be perverted crap or some sadist torture stories.

And the best part is he'll always be the same ol Eva we can keep milking for his fucked up tendencies.
 
More on sluts from Eva.

Why does he hate them? "I detest sluts because they daily give to other guys what I've never once recieved, and that makes me feel cheated and wronged." "No offense meant to any present sluts."

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=15 (http://archive.is/wdOAd)

If you just had sex, I cannot read your post. Forum-goers try to help Eva come understand his hatred of sluts and advise him to seek professional help, but of course Eva doesn't listen.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=30 (http://archive.is/hTv1L)
 
the hypocrisy with this guy is so ridiculous.

"i hate sluts!" [two minutes pass] "i just want some big tiddy anime mommas to suck my dick and worship me. is that really too much to ask?"
 
More on sluts from Eva.

Why does he hate them? "I detest sluts because they daily give to other guys what I've never once recieved, and that makes me feel cheated and wronged." "No offense meant to any present sluts."

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=15 (http://archive.is/wdOAd)

If you just had sex, I cannot read your post. Forum-goers try to help Eva come understand his hatred of sluts and advise him to seek professional help, but of course Eva doesn't listen.

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http://z12.invisionfree.com/loserz/index.php?showtopic=692&st=30 (http://archive.is/hTv1L)
Is this guy the "gamedev" version of Chris-chan? I half expected to see him talk about how all men are JERKS and how he couldn't get girls due to the Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor after reading those posts.
 
I'm not sure why he used his page to put some code on, especially after not using it for two years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EvaXephon&oldid=256038658 (http://archive.is/6QXw9)

I took a look at this for a minute and chuckled when he had two separate if statements for both players in the same file. I know people here have at least speculated that he knows nothing about object-oriented programming, and this bit of code really shows it.

Essentially, both players are constantly being asked constantly which player they are, which is pretty inefficient (and kinda weird and difficult for other people to read). AFAIK most people would just have two separate player objects that inherit methods and actions from another separate file (thus increasing readability, efficiency, and the ability to easily make changes), but Eva is completely fine with a bunch of if statements.

It's like he read a simple programming tutorial or took one semester of programming, and said "Yep I'm ready to make my fetish project!"
 
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I never found an account on that forum under a name he's used. If he did, it was under another name, which is unlike Eva. I've never seen him use the term "loveshy" as far as I'm aware.

Well, in my PM with him months back, he used the term "lolcow." I was wondering since the chans could've thrown around "loveshy" to describe certain reddit users. That would be dependent on what chan(s) he used to frequent, however.
 
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