It's his narcissism. Remember I believe he said his teachers said he's so zealous he'd argue with a fencepost, and I think he agreed. He just didn't know why. He thinks it's because he has strong convictions, when in truth his need to respond to every narc injury no matter how slight or asinine is so immense he can't help himself. And because the stalkers are his sworn enemies he has to do these EPIC put-downs and corrections so that his fucked up brain feels better.
to be fair niki's vagina probably smells like dead fish and afro-american flatulence, that'd knock you right the fuck out if she opened her legs at you
This only things Niki can eliminate in seconds are 30'' pizzas and nigger dicks.
I hear she eliminates bottles of cheap wine as well.
Every time I see her photo it eliminates my chance of popping a boner for at least an hour,
It's obvious that Pat is playing these elaborate scenarios out in his head, and it's getting his faucet dripping. He is already a known cuck who's Into Things. Why not a little rape fantasy? How steamy will the situation get when the entire constabulatory pays a visit - with Sergeant Evans beating down the door with his big black nightstick?
I'm still stuck trying to work it out. Like, if the cops are called for a disturbance, they usually arrest someone "for something obvious" like murder, assault, whatever. But the "multiple felony charges you already face" means there would have to be active warrants out for those, right?
I don’t understand why he doesn’t get made fun of more often for his homoerotic fantasies. This and the “you lust after my penis but you can’t see it” thing just reek of faggotry, it’s almost like a homoerotic exhibition fetish.
I would enjoy a situation of Patrick reacting very badly to a passer by asking him or Niki for directions, only to be held at gunpoint by Pat’s temu accessorized Glock and forced to wait until the police arrive.
She lives around Fat Rick, if she could gag, she'd be vomiting constantly for any number of reasons related to being in his proximity. Maybe that's what he means when he says people get incapacitated around him, one look at his face or one whiff of his musk will make anybody violently ill. It's like the Medusa only with less snakes and a lot more lard, and also bigger tiddies.
That would require him to carry in the first place. His pale chicken legs can only hold so many pounds and he needs every ounce reserved for over priced craft beer and "meatloaf".
Could have stopped a word early, don't need a carry permit if you don't leave your
We may have discovered a cure for goonery.
You only need a permit to conceal carry (meaning out in public with the gun not visible on your person), not open carry or to just keep guns in your home.
No good, you know what Jackie's nudes did for the NAA.
At least Trudeau has shown he has more backbone than Donald. I don't know how much of a fuck up you have to be in office to actually help Trudeau get another term but thanks to that moron you have sitting on the Chair we're going to get another four years of Trudeau's bullshit.
I think the last time we saw evidence of any friends was like 2022.
Bro every time I see you make a post you're seething over trump. Is it really necessary to give your political commentary every time you post in the thread where we're making fun of a guy that spends all day arguing with his toilet on twitter?