DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BScCollateral]

Seriously, who the hell told Phil this was a good set up? His fat head takes up a quarter of the screen.

We know he doesn't watch the Fantastic Mr. Sam, who suggests orienting a facecam to look towards the gameplay.
Phil stares off to the edge, which makes him look even less engaged than he is.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

WTF, this guy really bought two

Signe gradient floor lamp​

for $330 each?

https://www.philips-hue.com/en-us/p/hue-white-and-color-ambiance-signe-gradient-floor-lamp/046677803513#overview

Nah the only thing I remember him getting was around right after he got the other foam shit on the wall and it was specifically some sort of popular expensive brand(El Gato?) light strips(not that cheap TEMU LTG ghetto shit that makes him so much better than him).

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone needs their ego stroked. Also, time to guess which dent promised him money.

 

[dent_whisperer]

IncelSydePhil has pretty much being confirmed at this point

IncelSydePhil has been confirmed for nearly 20 years now.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Hopefully Phil hits his goals so they can have a pizza party together

 

[neger psykolog]

Just tuned into DSP's prestream, he's gonna be talking about his schedule!
I can't fucking wait! I'm so excited!

 

[Son of Big Boss]

The only fans DSP has left are literally "mouth drooler" tier. He chased away all the sane people that were left.

This is absolutely hilarious.

 

[neger psykolog]

He chased away all the sane people that were left.

Technically they used their motorized wheelchairs to depart of their own will & volition.

 

[Love Is Blue]

The only fans DSP has left are literally "mouth drooler" tier. He chased away all the sane people that were left.

This is absolutely hilarious.

sane people and DSP fans is a oxymoron

 

[neger psykolog]

sane people and DSP fans is a oxymoron

Given there are a non-zero amount of detractors who started out as DSP fans that basically means we are in a vortex of infinite autism.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Of all the fuckin pizza places, he chooses corpo slop like Domino’s. This lazy pollack couldn’t go to a local joint with decent reviews for his retarded pizza party lol. Dents deserve this

 

[Pargon]

Of all the fuckin pizza places, he chooses corpo slop like Domino’s. This lazy pollack couldn’t go to a local joint with decent reviews for his retarded pizza party lol. Dents deserve this

And despite that probably one on the cheaper end of net weight of pizza per cent for the places in his area. He could’ve put in half an ounce of effort and leaned into the discerning East Coast Eyetie and maybe gone scrolling through Yelp or some shit, find a gourmet place nearby, get something fancy.

Nah. Extra large cheese with the bacon-wrapped crust and the chocolate volcano lava cakes *snort*

You nailed it. The dents deserve it. Eat the shit you asked for.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Of all the fuckin pizza places, he chooses corpo slop like Domino’s. This lazy pollack couldn’t go to a local joint with decent reviews for his retarded pizza party lol. Dents deserve this

This is the same guy who said little Caesars was trash slop, but pick domino’s. Also, he picked it because of two things: domino’s was in the first TMNT which Phil totally knew and cares about like he totally cares about the COD TMNT event and not just using it for dono bait and domino’s now have STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! OMG it’s not like even other pizza place has this before.
Honestly, pizza is one of those things where, even if it’s a mom and pop store, it most likely will sucks. IMO only few people can make pizza right and doesn’t matter if it a big business or a small one, it most likely going to suck.

 

[Pargon]

Honestly, pizza is one of those things where, even if it’s a mom and pop store, it most likely will sucks. IMO only few people can make pizza right and doesn’t matter if it a big business or a small one, it most likely going to suck.

Good pizza is like riding a bike or throwing a knuckleball: gotta keep trying. I never thought the regional West Coast chain I loved as a kid would ever be beaten until I moved to where I am now and tried this middle eastern pizza place which I thought was a curio thing except it isn’t, Ay-rabs somehow just really know their way around it, like Greeks and coney places.

Topic tax: Phil is not sex and I will never fat him

 

[neger psykolog]

Good pizza is like riding a bike or throwing a knuckleball: gotta keep trying. I never thought the regional West Coast chain I loved as a kid would ever be beaten until I moved to where I am now and tried this middle eastern pizza place which I thought was a curio thing except it isn’t, Ay-rabs somehow just really know their way around it, like Greeks and coney places.

Topic tax: Phil is not sex and I will never fat him

You'd think that since DSP is a True & Authentic Italian he'd have something besides pizza... I seem to remember a slightly sweet pasta sauce he used to make ages ago, I wonder why he stopped!

 

[dent_whisperer]

Good pizza is like riding a bike or throwing a knuckleball: gotta keep trying. I never thought the regional West Coast chain I loved as a kid would ever be beaten until I moved to where I am now and tried this middle eastern pizza place which I thought was a curio thing except it isn’t, Ay-rabs somehow just really know their way around it, like Greeks and coney places.

Topic tax: Phil is not sex and I will never fat him

Best pizza I ever had was in Scotland made by some Iraqi dude. Italians and their glorified bread need to fuck off.

 

[Pargon]

You'd think that since DSP is a True & Authentic Italian he'd have something besides pizza... I seem to remember a slightly sweet pasta sauce he used to make ages ago, I wonder why he stopped!

My money is on Leanna was the one making it all along, or doing all the things that made it edible/digestible.

 

[Jang Joo]

Ever dream this man?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Best pizza I ever had was in Scotland made by some Iraqi dude. Italians and their glorified bread need to fuck off.

Best pizza I had was in Richmond, Va in an Armenian restaurant.

 

[Smokeski]

Like, i can 100% believe he's crying with how his nose is. But this is too absurd for me to process as being serious.