💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

Did Nick have his safe with the coke unsecured, in a home with 5 children (technically 4 since one was away at the time)?

Yes
100% yes

 

[AnOminous]

I might not approve of it, but I understand why you might neglect to feed your kids because you're out of your mind on cocaine and banging a pair of skanks, but letting the poor little sprogs go hungry because you're watching Game of Thrones is just deplorable.

He doesn't even care about feeding himself. It's repulsive though that because he wants to be a repulsive, skeletal stick insect of a gay anorexic man that he thinks it's okay to starve his kids too.

 

[waffle]

I actually believe that Nick just calls any coke container a "bullet" and he had like some special cocaine serving bowl setting out on top of the mini fridge with 2oz of coke and the cops fucked up logging it or just decided it was party time.

First off, we definitely need those bodycams released to quell this public controversy about the cops stealing coke. Second off, it further totally undermines the thing he said right before that where all the coke was either in the safe or his nose. Lol.

 

[Not Who You Think]

My recollection was Kayla got the master bedroom with Aaron and Nick and April were usually downstairs in the goon vault.

My guess is the Nick slept in Aaron's goo.

You are correct.

Aaron has related that "princess Kayla" got the master bedroom whichever house they were at. Also, while they had "sides" of the bed they stayed on, Aaron and Kayla would stray onto Nick's side and leave him to sleep on the wet spot. Near the end Nick even messaged Aaron that it bothered him that Aaron and Kayla got the bed all the time.

1:05

Nick being sidelined in his own bedroom like this helped explain Nick's need to assert himself via repeatedly referencing ejaculate. Unfortunately, Nick just can't stop thinking about it.

 

[carl9987]

Yes
100% yes

Yeah but the kids were not around drugs so it's totally ok guys

 

[Captain Manning]

I actually believe that Nick just calls any coke container a "bullet" and he had like some special cocaine serving bowl setting out on top of the mini fridge with 2oz of coke and the cops fucked up logging it or just decided it was party time.

First off, we definitely need those bodycams released to quell this public controversy about the cops stealing coke. Second off, it further totally undermines the thing he said right before that where all the coke was either in the safe or his nose. Lol.

You know what? I agree with this. I completely reverse my earlier position that Nick is a brain rotted retard and a liar.

I too believe that Nick had more coke in that house than Pablo fuckin' Escobar, and that Robert Barnes is right about the massive corruption in Kandiyohi County! Only the release of the body cam footage can restore the public's trust in the system!

RELEASE THE BODY CAM NOW KANDIYOHI COUNTY!!! THE PUBLIC DESERVES THE TRUTH!!! WHERE IS THE 56.7 GRAMS???

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah but the kids were not around drugs so it's totally ok guys

Does it count as around if they're inside?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Not to Balldoguard, but I feel like the activity of this thread will die off within a few months if Nick keeps up this highly boring trend of pointless angst towards his exboyfriend. It's lost its charm for me (and I feel, a lot of others).

100%. The whining from Nick has become repetitive, it was funny when he first did it, but he's been in the same mode for about 5 months or so to the extent where even the Aaron alogs have had enough of pretending to like him.

What bothers me is that, in Harren's case, it really does look like Herren is doing Nick's bidding, and serving as his mouthpiece now.

Rekieta is far too irrelevant to have anyone doing his "bidding".

What is going on is that he is willing to give some indication of pretending to like Rekieta which is enough for Rekieta to believe he IS "doing his bidding" and run to incessantly overshare in DMs.

By the way, he does the same thing with Aaron, who operates exactly the same way. When Aaron leaked his Twitter DMs, it turned out that Wil Herren was the first name on the list.



I bet Wil even tells Nick what Aaron has told him and vice versa to convince them he is their best Internet friend.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

There seems to be precedent here. Is it out of the realm of possibility that this is another sick sexual perversion of Nick's?

We know that Kayla has used her son's Halloween costume as clothing for a sexy photoshoot for Nick. He even showed part of one of the photos on stream. Shoutout to @Balldo's Gate and @Not Who You Think for documenting.

Replying to @EgalitarianBtch, Kayla says their oldest son was the Riddler for Halloween, and she was "totally stealing his suit jacket for a sexy photo shoot":

Kayla announced plans in the LOCALS chat to use her son’s Riddler Halloween costume for a boudoir shoot. She planned to do this with her bestie (cousin) for their husbands.

 

[Vibralldo]

He doesn't even care about feeding himself. It's repulsive though that because he wants to be a repulsive, skeletal stick insect of a gay anorexic man that he thinks it's okay to starve his kids too.

I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.

He seems to have some kind of actual dysmorphia, like an eating disorder.

 

[Law]

While the topic of whores in childrens' rooms is at hand, does anybody remember the nasty locals wine mother who would crawl all over her own child's bed to take thirst traps and soft core pornography for Nick to gawk at?

this is another sick sexual perversion of Nick's? Who can say.

"I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on,
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula." - the Bloodhound Gang

 

[Captain Manning]

I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.

It's an attack vector to use against his enemies, and less of a pathological hatred of fat people. It's an insult of convenience.

It doesn't matter if you are a land whale, as long as you are useful to him and/or suck him off.

Look, I'll prove it:



This hunchbacked creature is Patrick Melton. Nick's best buddy in the whole world right now. He is not just fat, but MORBIDLY OBESE.

EDIT: The kids is him being a neglectful father.

 

[Vibralldo]

He seems to have some kind of actual dysmorphia, like an eating disorder.

Anorexic, lives off mommy and daddy's money, does coke, violently hates his ex boyfriend

Nick's a 22 year old rich girl

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

He seems to have some kind of actual dysmorphia, like an eating disorder.

I have posited this before. He had to starve and plasticize Kayla and I have no doubt he's properly instilled bodily self-hatred in his kids, or at least, definitely the daughters. They are not going to have a healthy future, any of 'em. They probably already blame themselves for not taking care of mom and dad or being the reason other people are in the house ruining their parents' marriage.

"I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on,
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula." - the Bloodhound Gang

The most creative use of a Casio ever conceived.

 

[Strix454]

It's an attack vector to use against his enemies, and less of a pathological hatred of fat people. It's an insult of convenience.

Its very un-masculine and kinda gay. Its also related to Nick's view that really thin men are what is attractive and that his super skelly look of early 2024 was just fantastic. He was also obsessed in the past with his college weight and didn't really seem to understand how bodies change with age. Or that he wrecked his body with his super-coke corn chip diet.

There is also as of right now alot of self-delusion. As could be expected, when he stopped doing coke, he started to gain alot of the wrong kind of weight like most of them do. He was looking fat the last time I remember seeing him. And if he looks thin again the next time he appears, that would be confirmation that he has been doing drugs again.

The guy looks bad these days and can't even dress himself properly. His whole "mean girls" "you are so fat" act toward other guys falls as flat as his attempts to spin his home foreclosure into a genius financial move.

 

[Pentamidine]

According to Nick, there was at least one safe they had to crack open.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6KG5pEJMNE:2526

I believe it was the gun safe in the garage that the police had to breach.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

His whole "mean girls" "you are so fat" act toward other guys falls as flat as his attempts to spin his home foreclosure into a genius financial move.

It's also really, really fucking gay. Like powerbottom twink who hates bears gay.

 

[Law]

The most creative use of a Casio ever conceived.

Nick's life could be a Bloodhound Gang song

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick's life could be a Bloodhound Gang song

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks?