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- 28 Gru 2014
Jerking off to naked pictures of amputated children is enough for me.
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- 6 Lut 2025
Colonial Captains Chest from the van Hogendorp family estate
Those who travelled to the Dutch East Indies and had enough money and private space on board often had a private chest made in that region to transport their most precious belongings.
The form, decoration and size would depend on both period (fashion/style) and the owners taste. Most often this would be the captain or a high ranking officer of the vessel.
Most vessels traveling to the East Indies in the 18th century would be owned by either the VOC, the United (Dutch) East Indies (trading) Company, or the Dutch navy. Hence the common name for such chests are either VOC/Compagnies chest or Captains’ chest.
In later periods the ships became larger and more people could bring on freight items leading to more and simpler variations of chests in the later 19th and 20th century.
This is an example of such a chest from the end of the 18th or early 19th century with some special variations that make it a rare example of an already rare item. Also the provenance is of interest.
The chest itself is made of tropical hardwood with brass fittings as is usual. This type of wood was called Djati in the East Indies and nowadays is more commonly described as teak. The brass fittings are interesting as all parts end in a stylized Fleur de Lys – the French national symbol. This is not a common treat on such chests.
This seems to have been in fashion in the ruling classes in the Netherlands only by the end of the 18th and very early 19th century. The period from 1795 up to 1815 (Waterloo) in which the Netherlands were occupied and ruled by the French. We will come back to that a bit later as we come to the provenance.
So far I have only found one similar example in the collection of the Kennemerland museum. This also comes from a noble Dutch family and is dated there as 1790 – 1800.
The example above from the museum Kennemerland has also the Fleur de Lys decoration as my example but it is larger and the brass fittings are less extensively applied.
The second interesting part of the chest is the lid side of the lock plate. The top is in the form of a crown.
Although crowns are often only seen as the headdress of kings and their likes in heraldry they are a sign of the rank of nobility. In this case not a Kings crown but that of a Dutch Earl (graaf) with a stylized Fleur de Lys in the middle and two halves on the outsides with pearls in between.
I have not been able to find any other chests with such a feature yet. These crowns in their various forms are often applied to other personal items from plates to swords, rings and clothing.
Many of such Captains’ chests are in Museum collections and there is also an antiques dealer in Utrecht that has sold quite a few of these over the years, also several Auction houses sold such chests. They together function as my reference base for this limited research (I have not found any other good reference sources yet).
Now to a third interesting part, the base. This is different than most which either do not have one or if the have it is an integral part of the chest. In this case it is a loose table with standup sidings on which the chest can be placed.
This base is made of (tropical?) wood that has been colored black to make it look like ebony. The base again has brass wheels that were only added in the early 20th century when it stood in the hall of the families country house in Vorden.
The brass fittings of the chest run over the entire underside like they do on the top and all sides are also covered by the fittings which is not standard on most chests either. It protects the chest very well when handled more roughly.
A last interesting feature can be seen on both sides of the chest. It has an additional brass fitting that stops the lid around the 90 degree angle, it can not go further than that which prevents it from damage or even breaking the lid.
The handles to lift the chest are well made and also have a Fleur de Lys decoration. They are also designed to stop at a 90 degree angle as a safety device for the hands.
Provenance Van Hogendorp noble family.
The Van Hogendorp family has a history that traces back to the 16 century where the first traceable member was counselor in the High Council of Holland. Many family member held important positions both in civilian as in military and naval careers.
The family entered nobility during the French reign as Comte de L’Empire (equivalent of Earl or in Dutch Graaf) and a little bit later into the Dutch nobility as well with both Earl and Baron as titles. Some family members had important civilian ranks (Regent of Buitenzorg e.g.) in the East Indies both under French and Dutch royal ruling.
Later in the 19th century family members had important careers in the Dutch navy achieving even the rank of admiral and receiving the Military Order of William. It now comes from the estate of a Baron van Hogendorp, a high ranking officer in the Dutch army and from a longer line of Dutch officers.
So far within, the Van Hogendorp family, there seems to be only one likely candidate as the original owner of the chest, Dirk van Hogendorp:
DIRK VAN HOGENDORP
3 Oct. 1761 – 29 Oct. 1822. From the Admiralty of Amsterdam. Cadet in Berlin in 1773. Ensign in 1777. Lieutenant in 1780. Captain in 1782. In Dutch service as Captain-Lieutenant at the Admiralty of Amsterdam in 1783. Joins the VOC (Dutch East India Company) in 1786.
1784 Distinguishes himself on the Utrecht under Van Braam off Malacca, Selangor, and Riau. 1786 Becomes second resident in Patna, Bengal. 1789 Becomes under-merchant and administrator at Onrust. 1791 Becomes resident in Japara. 1794 Governor of Java’s northeastern coast. 1798 Arrested and escapes.
1799 Returns to the Netherlands. 1803 Envoy to the Batavian Republic in St. Petersburg. 1806 Returns to the Netherlands, becomes a member of the Council of State and Minister of War. 1807 Envoy from the Kingdom of Holland to Vienna. 1809 Envoy to Berlin, recalled in 1810 and sent to Madrid.
1811 Becomes Lieutenant General in the French service and adjutant to Napoleon. 1812 Governor of Königsberg, then Governor-General of Lithuania in Vilnius. 1813 Fights in the army of the Emperor at Bautzen. 1814 Governor of Breslau. Removed from the city by Davoust after a disagreement, returns to Holland.
1816 Emigrates to Brazil.
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Those who travelled to the Dutch East Indies and had enough money and private space on board often had a private chest made in that region to transport their most precious belongings.
The form, decoration and size would depend on both period (fashion/style) and the owners taste. Most often this would be the captain or a high ranking officer of the vessel.
Most vessels traveling to the East Indies in the 18th century would be owned by either the VOC, the United (Dutch) East Indies (trading) Company, or the Dutch navy. Hence the common name for such chests are either VOC/Compagnies chest or Captains’ chest.
In later periods the ships became larger and more people could bring on freight items leading to more and simpler variations of chests in the later 19th and 20th century.
This is an example of such a chest from the end of the 18th or early 19th century with some special variations that make it a rare example of an already rare item. Also the provenance is of interest.
The chest itself is made of tropical hardwood with brass fittings as is usual. This type of wood was called Djati in the East Indies and nowadays is more commonly described as teak. The brass fittings are interesting as all parts end in a stylized Fleur de Lys – the French national symbol. This is not a common treat on such chests.
This seems to have been in fashion in the ruling classes in the Netherlands only by the end of the 18th and very early 19th century. The period from 1795 up to 1815 (Waterloo) in which the Netherlands were occupied and ruled by the French. We will come back to that a bit later as we come to the provenance.
So far I have only found one similar example in the collection of the Kennemerland museum. This also comes from a noble Dutch family and is dated there as 1790 – 1800.
The example above from the museum Kennemerland has also the Fleur de Lys decoration as my example but it is larger and the brass fittings are less extensively applied.
The second interesting part of the chest is the lid side of the lock plate. The top is in the form of a crown.
Although crowns are often only seen as the headdress of kings and their likes in heraldry they are a sign of the rank of nobility. In this case not a Kings crown but that of a Dutch Earl (graaf) with a stylized Fleur de Lys in the middle and two halves on the outsides with pearls in between.
I have not been able to find any other chests with such a feature yet. These crowns in their various forms are often applied to other personal items from plates to swords, rings and clothing.
Many of such Captains’ chests are in Museum collections and there is also an antiques dealer in Utrecht that has sold quite a few of these over the years, also several Auction houses sold such chests. They together function as my reference base for this limited research (I have not found any other good reference sources yet).
Now to a third interesting part, the base. This is different than most which either do not have one or if the have it is an integral part of the chest. In this case it is a loose table with standup sidings on which the chest can be placed.
This base is made of (tropical?) wood that has been colored black to make it look like ebony. The base again has brass wheels that were only added in the early 20th century when it stood in the hall of the families country house in Vorden.
The brass fittings of the chest run over the entire underside like they do on the top and all sides are also covered by the fittings which is not standard on most chests either. It protects the chest very well when handled more roughly.
A last interesting feature can be seen on both sides of the chest. It has an additional brass fitting that stops the lid around the 90 degree angle, it can not go further than that which prevents it from damage or even breaking the lid.
The handles to lift the chest are well made and also have a Fleur de Lys decoration. They are also designed to stop at a 90 degree angle as a safety device for the hands.
Provenance Van Hogendorp noble family.
The Van Hogendorp family has a history that traces back to the 16 century where the first traceable member was counselor in the High Council of Holland. Many family member held important positions both in civilian as in military and naval careers.
The family entered nobility during the French reign as Comte de L’Empire (equivalent of Earl or in Dutch Graaf) and a little bit later into the Dutch nobility as well with both Earl and Baron as titles. Some family members had important civilian ranks (Regent of Buitenzorg e.g.) in the East Indies both under French and Dutch royal ruling.
Later in the 19th century family members had important careers in the Dutch navy achieving even the rank of admiral and receiving the Military Order of William. It now comes from the estate of a Baron van Hogendorp, a high ranking officer in the Dutch army and from a longer line of Dutch officers.
So far within, the Van Hogendorp family, there seems to be only one likely candidate as the original owner of the chest, Dirk van Hogendorp:
DIRK VAN HOGENDORP
3 Oct. 1761 – 29 Oct. 1822. From the Admiralty of Amsterdam. Cadet in Berlin in 1773. Ensign in 1777. Lieutenant in 1780. Captain in 1782. In Dutch service as Captain-Lieutenant at the Admiralty of Amsterdam in 1783. Joins the VOC (Dutch East India Company) in 1786.
1784 Distinguishes himself on the Utrecht under Van Braam off Malacca, Selangor, and Riau. 1786 Becomes second resident in Patna, Bengal. 1789 Becomes under-merchant and administrator at Onrust. 1791 Becomes resident in Japara. 1794 Governor of Java’s northeastern coast. 1798 Arrested and escapes.
1799 Returns to the Netherlands. 1803 Envoy to the Batavian Republic in St. Petersburg. 1806 Returns to the Netherlands, becomes a member of the Council of State and Minister of War. 1807 Envoy from the Kingdom of Holland to Vienna. 1809 Envoy to Berlin, recalled in 1810 and sent to Madrid.
1811 Becomes Lieutenant General in the French service and adjutant to Napoleon. 1812 Governor of Königsberg, then Governor-General of Lithuania in Vilnius. 1813 Fights in the army of the Emperor at Bautzen. 1814 Governor of Breslau. Removed from the city by Davoust after a disagreement, returns to Holland.
1816 Emigrates to Brazil.
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- 25 Sty 2020
If Dutch royalty how their bloodline dies with Alex and his two sisters they've would've hoped out and stay in Europe, I've said this out of intuition and I was proven right.
Alex, you Dishonor your family name, change your gender and your name to fix it.
Alex, you Dishonor your family name, change your gender and your name to fix it.
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- 19 Maj 2024
I'm still waiting for the fetish list to get released
Considering what your avatar is, he might have just been saying he wants to fuck you.I'm my opinion, saying "Fuck you Mr. Sparkletor!" to me was quite rude.
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- 6 Lut 2021
Alextism, mostly about autism blabbering and muh Suhail and Atria is better than the chuds on Kiwi Farms does. Also includes him wanting to suck on ENC’s saggy sausage tits and ugly gunt.
Gay nigger, it's AI-generated content, not Generative AI, you autistic low IQ dumbfuck.
Gay nigger, it's AI-generated content, not Generative AI, you autistic low IQ dumbfuck.
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Another Day, Another Autism fest.
Ghost Archive (Post 1)
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- 1 Sty 2025
155 pages looool
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- 29 Maj 2019
He jerks off to amputated lolis and has confirmed himself time and time again it's a fetish. That's guilty as charged.
Hell, even in Japan, the term describes an attraction to underage girls.
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- 14 Lut 2025
BetterSkatez powiedział(a):
Alex how hard is it to put a picture or a link in your DeviantArt posts?
I'm trying to find this "Alha" character, but I'm not finding it through this japanese artist's Twitter
Could you please provide a picture Alex?
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LMAO @IKOL
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BetterSkatez
I had one native Russian speaker ridicule me for speaking their language, hurts a lot.
Sorry to hear that. As a Russian I admire foreigners trying to learn my language.
Thank you very much. I will continue learning this language.
That's great. Just don't take the words of assholes to heart. Whoever made fun of you probably doesn't know how difficult it is to learn another language. Удачи!
as a russian, i'm sorry you had a bad experience, but i want you to know that it's deffo an isolated case. usually most Russians are happy when a foreigner learns our language, and are quite supportive n sweet
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Why would you say such things Alex?! Now you jerk it to amputee loli AND you’re rude
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- 17 Lis 2019
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from learning/studying the Turkish language until further notice. If you see him wanting to learn Turkish, immediately report to the authorities (me).
What hap~
Oh...
I would like to adress this individual words and say ты не слышал насколько ужасен русский в устах Алекса, так что взял мочало, себе сунул в ротало и завалил ебало.
And frankly I know the struggle of language barrier and the learning curve. After all I've only got to know english somewhat decent through direct interractions with english forums users.
So suck my Russo-Lithuano-oinko-kike shlong, you reddit niggercattle.
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- 7 Paź 2019
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from learning/studying the Spanish language until further notice. If you see him wanting to learn Spanish, immediately report to the authorities (me and others in this thread).
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- 12 Paź 2022
I say if we catch him, we confiscate all of his amputee loli porn and then we bind him but keep all his limbs so he doesn't enjoy it too much.
PSA: Алекс "Лимблесс хуеглот" Хожендёрп официально получил анафему от Русской православной церкви, Русского филиала Католической церки и меня, геральда церкви МочаМедведа, а также от всех патриотов и либералов России (кроме реддитфагов потому что они гниломозглые педофилы и в целом унтерменши). Алекс более не имеет права изучать русский язык. Нюхай бебру, ублюдок.
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Alex "Limbles donggurgler" Hogedorp is officially Anaphema'd by Russian Orthodox churt, Russian branch of Catholic church, by me Ikolthur Benoit the herald of the PissBear Church. He's also Anaphema'd by Russian patriots and liverals alike (except for reddit faggots cuz they are pedophiles and branrotten untermench (subhumans, duh)). Alex is prohibited from learning Russian language. Smell that bebra, amputeefucker.
Oh but you can learn Ukrainian and die for the Oink land. Do it in the name of Zhidlensky.
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Alex "Limbles donggurgler" Hogedorp is officially Anaphema'd by Russian Orthodox churt, Russian branch of Catholic church, by me Ikolthur Benoit the herald of the PissBear Church. He's also Anaphema'd by Russian patriots and liverals alike (except for reddit faggots cuz they are pedophiles and branrotten untermench (subhumans, duh)). Alex is prohibited from learning Russian language. Smell that bebra, amputeefucker.
Oh but you can learn Ukrainian and die for the Oink land. Do it in the name of Zhidlensky.
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- 25 Sty 2020
His list of vns tells you a lot.