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First Eclipse Over The Kiwi Metropolis
On April 21th (1 day after Hitler’s birthday and the Columbine school shooting) of 2021, Lunar Eclipse Paradox/Alex (formely
Solar Eclipse Paradox on KF) would join Kiwi Farms. He didn’t do much during those first few months apart from talking about his
autistic disdain of tomatoes and onions,
love for armless anime girls and making a rather
prophetic post, as well as giving reactions to people mentioning his YouTube account on the Obscure Laughingstock thread. Well-received reaction get pozzloaded, while picking up him and his art gets negrated by the prophet Alex.
However, time flies, transparency starts to show that Alex was very autistic in terms of harboring many beliefs, theories and behaviors that ranged from erratic to the downright deranged and nonsensical:
Belief in Conspiracy Theories: Alex is an extremely gullible and mentally feeble individual, whose perception of the world, society, politics and people around him rapidly changes depends on the latest article/news that he has watched or read, and whose ego leads him to believe that he’s the more superior than an ordinary person. These aspects/delusions of his led him into believing in highly schizophrenic levels on conspiracy theories both outside KF/inside/before it.
Flat-Earthspergers (and similar worldviews): While Alex hasn’t directly stated that the Earth is flat during his time on the Farms (
position which he supported in the past), he does believe that the various governments around the world are
faking space images with the goal of obfuscating the truth behind the actual shape of the Earth, its size, and the creatures that inhabit it.
Space (according to NASA) and Evolution (I'm preparing to be called retarded on this one)
I go by what the bible and other ancient scripts tell me and not the nut jobs from NASA and the Government who fake Space images, Satellite Images, Footage inside and satellites, Dinosaur Bones amongst many other and it contradicts those scripts. Now I'm not leaving on the conclusion that the Earth is flat. What I'm really saying is Earth as we know it is part of a much larger landmass, either that or Space really is a thing but is extremely different from what we're told and venturing into there is extremely dangerous. So something like a Meganeura or Arthropleura would just be a much bigger Dragonfly or Centipede that lived millennia's ago and not hundreds of millions of years ago and died off with the Giant Humans and Giant Trees.
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The Antarctic Treaty further emboldens me to reject the Earth model as it's presented to me as independent travel to Antarctica is banned because governments from like 90 countries all agreed to forbid us from going there and even have naval blockade on every corner of the ice walls. I used to think the earth being flat or any other shape was ridiculous, them I came to their narrative with a open mind and find many interesting things. I have not settled on the shape of the earth basically because we only know what we're told about the earth so the real shape of all the land earth is a part of is actually a mystery to most of us.
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All of this seems to fall in line with some of the more extreme beliefs of YEC (
Young Earth Creationism),
which is a view held by Alex
Though I am not a full blown Flat Earther, I do find many evidences for a Flat Earth to be convincing.
I am also convinced that Young Earth Creationism is actual history. Noah's Ark and the Tower of Babel actually happened. In fact, melting glaciers on Earth are the result of ice left over from the flood. The Earth still to this day is recovering from the great flood.
Along this, Alex also believes in the existence of hidden Antarctic civilizations and that there’s a massive globe-spanning conspiracy whose sole goal is hiding the truth behind said continent, and that they engage in a naval blockade around the landmasses' ice walls:
Fortunately for us, classified footage of Antarctica have been leaked out to the world including actual pyramids, this has suggested there was once a Civilization there.
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I seem to speculate that the Earth could possibly be a sphere after all, Maybe. Flat Earthers still need to explain how someone could fly from Santiago to Sydney in 14 hours. But with that said. I have found evidence of the firmament because I do know space footage is faked. I speculate any object going into the firmament to the moon suffered extreme temperatures destroying the equipment. So I'm expecting Antarctica has these ridiculous treaties because of all the ancient stuff down there and they fear their history rewriting becomes debunked. I'll still go to Antarctica and the Kikes will never stop me.
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I saw it before. It should have many people thinking. I also noticed flying to Vancouver from Tokyo was faster than vice versa even on a lower latitude. I could argue the wind normally goes east for the faster flight too and maybe that can also explain the non stop flight from Santiago to Sydney.
Everyone is told at school the Earth is a spinning ball but these same institutions also told them about LGBT (in the western countries) and how men could have periods. And because I've seen so many fallacies with space exploration and the Bible mentioning firmament almost 240 times. It's been leading me to believe the earth is anything but a spinning ball with lots of hidden land. Call me crazy but it's kind of an interesting theory globe deniers came up with.
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In addition to
his belief in an 'Antarctican Summer Gate'
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