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[Nick Obre]

Trannies are in no place to be territorial about linguistics, given that they are some of the most authoritarian truth-crushers of all time, but calling themselves dolls gets daringly close to actual honesty. What's that? You admit to being nothing but a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood? Well, you said it, not me.

This paragraph is 10x better when you read it in Zizek's voice

Now, let me tell you something about these, what you call, 'trannies', they have no right, absolutely no right, no claim whatsoever, to be territorial about linguistics, about this sacred playground of meaning where we all play like little children! Why? Because, my God sniff they’re the ultimate authoritarian truth-crushers, the ones who smash reality into little pieces, and so on and so forth, and then demand we all applaud the wreckage! Yes, yes, the ruthless enforcement of rigid, rigid frameworks, "You must say this word, you cannot say that", as if language is some kind of gulag, a battlefield where only their Truth, capital T, gets to wave its little red flag! wipes nose They are like Stalinist bureaucrats, rewriting the dictionary, like some Party manifesto!

It’s almost Hegelian, this dialectical inversion sniff where the oppressed become the oppressors, but not in the way Marx would have it, no, no, this is far more perverse. They call themselves "dolls!" Dolls! wild hand wave What is this? What is a doll? sniff A plastic, sexless thing, a pure simulacrum, a facsimile of womanhood, trapped in what Baudrillard might call the hyperreal wipes nose like Barbie gone wrong, yes?

Now, let me digress, because I must sniff dolls, they’re fascinating, no? We give them life, we project our desires onto them, little girls playing house, little boys tearing their heads off, and so on and so forth. They’re empty vessels, pure signifiers waiting to be filled. And isn’t that what identity is, in the end? A kind of doll-making? We stitch together these bits and piece, gender, sex, language, culture, and so on and so forth, and pretend it’s natural, authentic, eternal, and so on and so forth. wipes nose But it’s not! It’s all a performance, a masquerade, as Lacan would say.

So, back to this wild gesture they call themselves "dolls," it’s not just a confession, it’s a provocation. They’re screaming "Yes, I am a sexless, plastic facsimile of womanhood, and so on and so forth, and so what?" It's not me saying it, no, no, I’m just the observer here, the idiot with the popcorn, but they admit it! wipes nose It’s Freud, pure Freud, the unconscious spilling out like vomit, "We’re not real, we’re fake, we’re the fetish!—and so on and so forth" And this, this is the tragedy, in their desperate grasp for authenticity, they stumble into the very void they seek to deny! “Look at us! We are dolls!” they cry, and I want to yell back sniff "Yes! Yes! You’re the commodity, the shiny little object of late capitalism’s wet dream!" But of course, you cannot say this, oh no, no, because to name the symptom is to risk the fury of the superegoic injunction.

It’s almost honest, and sniff daringly close to truth! But here’s the real truth long pause aren’t we all dolls? Aren’t we all these artificial constructs, piecing together our identities from the scraps of the symbolic order, pretending there’s a soul, in there somewhere? sniff Maybe they’re the brave ones, and it is we who are clutching this fantasy of a "real" self, who are the true liars.

So I say wipe nose, wild gesture embrace it! Let’s all confess: we are dolls, hollow and ridiculous, dancing on the strings of language and desire! Because in that admission, there is a mad, stupid freedom from this authenticity nonsense! sniff

Maaan, I wish I was good at impressions so I could record this. Brilliant.

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

https://xcancel.com/TidyWire/status/1855779086452584913#m

https://bsky.app/profile/sarahmackattack.bsky.social/post/3lippz5q6b22e

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Rights for me but not for thee!:

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Some pictures of the lovely Sicilian LithoLaura. Zero effort.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Some pictures of the lovely Sicilian LithoLaura. Zero effort.

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Gays for Palestine is like a fucking Monty Python sketch IRL.
I'd be happy to pay for any of these Troonified backbirths to fly out to Gaza to show their support in person.
One way only no doubt. The only flying they'll be doing once they get there is off a roof.

Thats if theres any roofs left intact in that fucking shithole at this point.

 

[Bloo]

I hit the jackpot browsing through frienda of friends of friends on my old Facebook account. I’m glad I didn’t deactivate it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Gays for Palestine is like a fucking Monty Python sketch IRL.
I'd be happy to pay for any of these Troonified backbirths to fly out to Gaza to show their support in person.
One way only no doubt. The only flying they'll be doing once they get there is off a roof.

Thats if theres any roofs left intact in that fucking shithole at this point.

I really don't give a shit about Palestine and Israel but seeing lefties who have no issue demonizing Western Conservatives and wish death on them, yet they line up to defend Palestine is both ironic and proof the left is full of cucks.

 

[Bloo]

I really don't give a shit about Palestine and Israel but seeing lefties who have no issue demonizing Western Conservatives and wish death on them, yet they line up to defend Palestine is both ironic and proof the left is full of cucks.

Right? Someone misgenders somebody and that’s a death sentence to these people. Yet they’ll defend Palestine to the end of the Earth.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I just don't get it. Porn addicts, coomers, terminally online leftists? Sure. But that random-ass chad with abs who banged bitches from 14 and up? Why do these people out living their lives and working their career randomly drop all their gym dysphoria, hoping to be the biggest dude, to become a chick? Same shit with black thugs who never even owned a computer. They'll absorb black women and they wigs and shiz, turn out into at least somewhat tolerable looking degenerates, because yknow they're around women all day. In real life. And put in effort.

But nonetheless, who the fuck introduces the concept of transitioning to them?

 

[Bloo]

wtf have I discovered on Facebook

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Rights for me but not for thee!:

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I love it when pooners post shit like this. Okay, “Kai,” why don’t you come and take them?

 

[NO TROONS]

Sadly in real life she looks like this. It's not malicious compliance goirl, everyone can see you're a mentally ill woman.

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>womanlet
>big hips big ass
>tiny hands
>female stance
>bone structure so weak it looks like her face is melting, even in filtered shots.

Wow lol this is obviously a woman, she's not fulling anyone. I doubt any amount lipsuction in the hips or ass could de- feminize her body. Also she probably has the scars on her chest from the surgery.

I've been told by a friend that Buck Angel has a very feminine body too like this chick, in terms of hips and booty. But Im not fucking googling her porn to see for myself lol gross.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Thats if theres any roofs left intact in that fucking shithole at this point.

Good news, they clearly have some

Naal Ubayyad, a released prisoner, previously serving 7 life sentences for the terror attack in Café Hillel in Jerusalem which killed 7 Israelis in 2003, fell of the roof of his house in Issawiya and died. He was released last week during the prisoner exchange.
Good riddance.
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כל החדשות בזמן אמת - נפילתו של האסיר המשוחרר נאאל עובייד מגג ביתו בעיירה עיסאוויה בירושלים; צי...mp4

 

[NO TROONS]

This reminds me of my gay irl friend who claims he’s very pro-troon. As soon as I asked if he’d sleep with a trans guy with a vagina he said no, it’s almost like a person’s biological sex matters or something.

I have a few on my old Facebook account I need to investigate now.

We all have to transvestigate these days since trannys don't respect boundaries. They are making videos online saying that they don't have to disclose, or if they get the fake parts, then we must accept its as good as the real thing. We don't have the right to be "terfs" apparently.

I once asked an ex boyfriend before if he's ever been with a TIM or watch tranny porn, and he responded "why do you care" . I did see his phone prior to asking (cause i wanted to test his honesty btw) and found out he was attracted to black troons despite saying he's not into them at all.

But him asking "why do you care" just easily exposed himself as a tranny chaser. I might get called extreme for saying this, but tranny chaser men should disclose upfront to women if they are troon attracted too.

if a guy has a history of being with a TIM, it's a safety risk for us biological women in terms of STD's. You can go look up the stats on this cause the rates are quite high for them to have sexually transmitted diseases, especially black or latino guys who are trans. We absolutely have the right to ask them if they are gender crtitical or into troons. If he jumps to their defense in any way, that's a red flag before even investigating.


Now about the TIFS....

Kesha made a song about hating "men with vaginas" unironically like a decade ago, that has lyrics along the lines "when you grow a pair, you can call me back" "i just can't date a with a dude with a vag" . Some angry TIF's have resurrected old threads on reddit just to complain about Kesha being a transphobe lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV_X4AdRBwU

 

[deermeat]

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I always wonder, are these adults making and posting this shit? Because God, every time I see this type of stuff and this type of art style I am sent back to my middle school le so quirky days. It is so juvenile. This is in regards to trans humor, in regards to how these peoples art usually looks- even the ones who can draw, in regards to how they talk, how they dress, everything. It is teenager's 2014 Hot Topic bait, no not the edgy 2009 kind of aesthetic but the post-Marvel full-SJW Tumblr FNAF Purple Guy-esc tier SLENDERMANN!! WHERE ARE MY WAFFLESS? Homestuck Ask Blog Deadpool Tony Stark acting like sex jokes are the funniest thing ever (until mom finds out and grounds you) Redditor phase.

Very spefific, I know. But if you know, you know. Every single time I see a troon related shit, it has that vibe no matter what.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

I really don't give a shit about Palestine and Israel but seeing lefties who have no issue demonizing Western Conservatives and wish death on them, yet they line up to defend Palestine is both ironic and proof the left is full of cucks.

Yeah, they hate conservatives and think that telling someone you don't respect their pronouns in akin to murder, yet Palestinians are totally fine. They'd probably roll out a red carpet if a fag landed in their midst, right bros?
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You found something that should never have seen the light of day.

Spoiler: Constipation or Period? What do YOU Think?

This guy can't figure out that he's constipated, apparently. News flash: if you have terrible pains that go away after you crap, that's probably the cause.

Spoiler: This troon found the ultimate gotcha

This one at least admits that biology is a thing; he just can't explain how you can't identify as male or female without sounding madly sexist.

And just for fun.

 

[Jacques1194]

Shit like this just goes to show how troons see what being a woman is. This person (who according to his profile claims to be a vampire boygirl) in his quest to try and own transphobes shows how sexist he is by claiming that being a woman is how much you fit into stereotypical beauty standards.

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He tried to backtrack in his 3rd tweet because he pissed off both actual women and TIMs by claiming that the person on the left can't possibly be a real woman because her midface is too long. He does the "No you" reply in the 3rd tweet.

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

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Jesus fucking christ, those hands and feet are so big he looks like a Rayman character.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

@Procrastinhater already explained it, but "peaking" is a Terf term for the moment when you realized this trans stuff was insane.

So a peaker is someone who causes another person to realize how insane this trans stuff is.

Abate my autism: Is it pique as in "irritating or stimulating" (ex. These Troons have piqued my tolerance of them.) or peak as in "the summit" (ex. These Troons have taken me to the peak of their lunacy, and now I'm intolerant.)?

Like, is it stylized as the latter but meant as the former?

I have a better question... Am I just retarded?

 

[Anomalous Coward]

Abate my autism: Is it pique as in "irritating or stimulating" (ex. These Troons have piqued my tolerance of them.) or peak as in "the summit" (ex. These Troons have taken me to the peak of their lunacy, and now I'm intolerant.)?

Like, is it stylized as the latter but meant as the former?

I have a better question... Am I just retarded?

Both, its just nigger fatigue but for trannies.

It's a drug culture term, for when you hit the part of your trip where the effect is highest.

Only downhill to sobriety from there.

 

[Terffals]

Abate my autism: Is it pique as in "irritating or stimulating" (ex. These Troons have piqued my tolerance of them.) or peak as in "the summit" (ex. These Troons have taken me to the peak of their lunacy, and now I'm intolerant.)?

Like, is it stylized as the latter but meant as the former?

I have a better question... Am I just retarded?

The second one.

“Peak (x)” is the moment you see something that makes you go, “Ok, nope, that’s it, I’m out.”

Being “peaked” on a subject means you’ve reached the apex of what you can take, and will take no more.