💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mr. Manchester]

If I lived closer I'd say this trial would be worth going to simply for the complete retardation that will undoubtedly unfold.

 

[not william stenchever]

tbh anyone who consumes enough 40k media is gonna be a bit gay

Battle Brother one: "BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE"

Battle Brother two:

 

[Desktop User2]

“Your honor Aaron had sex with my WIFE and he also ATE MY GOO”



Only lulz can come from this.

Someone suggested on Aaron´s thread April was going to testify just so Aaron eating Niggieta´s cum was brought up in court. I obviously scoffed at that but learning this niggerfaggot is going to testify, I dont doubt he will try to worm it in just like he did when someone was deep fucking his wife.

BTW go balls deep, Nick, give no quarters! Tell them all! You are way smarter than everyone and your superior genius will guarantee Aaron will get 30 to life.

 

[daffodils]

No remorse? Who would do such a thing!?

 

[AnOminous]

No remorse? Who would do such a thing!?
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Is this nigga for real? He's like something out of a sketch comedy, a character too ridiculous to exist.

 

[Captain Manning]

Hopefully the judge will set an deferred judgment/probation to stay sober and not use any substances not prescribed by doctor, with testing, until all kids are 21 years old.

Yeah, we're not that lucky. I think the youngest is like 6 or 7, right? He'll be on probation for a while, but not that long.

I think it's as simple as Nick having hating Aaron in common with Melton and thinking that becoming friends would piss Aaron off.

That's exactly what it is. Melton is Aaron's biggest alog. It's like 95% of Melton's stream content.

I wish people would bring this up more often - Nick explicitly had opened himself up for communication. He was all on the “men aren’t trash” train, and feigned empathy for men having a rough go in life. He has, subsequently, done nothing but mock that conviction - literally.

I mean, everybody that was around during the Weebwars era knows this. You can argue people were dumb for actually taking him up on that offer (I would actually not argue the contrary), but the solicitation to talk came from his side. It's well documented.

Part of me now wonders whether he did that as part some NXIVM cult type shit where he could get information out of people to twist and embellish against them if they ever turned.

In any event, since Nick has finally come out as gay, and clearly loses his shit on an industrial scale when other men dare to defy his will, I just want to make clear, if he's reading this, that I will not ever have sex with him. He's not my type. I'm not gay. His "goo" is gross. Get over it, Nick.

Nick suggests he will testify at Aaron's trial
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"since april"

Which one? The month, or his (former?) slampig? Lol.

When it comes to the words April and July in this mess, specificity is important.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men. Nick, in his quest to 'own' Aaron, will have to go on the record FOR A SECOND TIME that he is a cuckhold, and how Aaron and Kayla's relationship made him jealous. How is this a win for Nick again?

 

[Vibralldo]

If only you knew the real story

Tell us, then. Otherwise we'll have to just believe what appears to be the truth

 

[AnOminous]

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men. Nick, in his quest to 'own' Aaron, will have to go on the record FOR A SECOND TIME that he is a cuckhold, and how Aaron and Kayla's relationship made him jealous. How is this a win for Nick again?

Coming out as a homosexual cuck faggot pervert to own the haters. Great jerb Nick.

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men.

Imagine being one of this disgusting fag's kids, and everyone you know knows your dad is a cocksucking fairy whore who swallows AIDS loads while he watches Jamaicans cum inside your mom, his whore of a wife. Everyone you know knows your dad is a cuck and your mom's a whore.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men. Nick, in his quest to 'own' Aaron, will have to go on the record FOR A SECOND TIME that he is a cuckhold, and how Aaron and Kayla's relationship made him jealous. How is this a win for Nick again?

If I was the judge I think I'd end up watching these two gay retards squabble in the courtroom for about an hour, go back into my chamber to take an asprin, then return and say, "You two gay retards should just stop talking to and about each other and this will solve your problem. You probably won't, but I'm dismissing this case because I have more important things to do."

Imagine if they both decided to do that a year ago. Sure we'd still be laughing at Nick and his faggotry, but we'd be laughing a lot less and people would have moved on to other shit. Nick might have been able to start streaming again and could be making fun of Destiny for superchats instead. He'd still get laughed at but not nearly as hard.

Instead everyone knows that he and Aaron swap goo and is reminded regularly that they're both cuckold retards.

 

[Captain Manning]

I take a great deal of pleasure in not being this vermin, this walking turd, this vile representative of subhumanity. Eat shit, die, and suck cocks in Hell, Nick, you absolutely worthless toad, absolutely failed man, gigantic cuckold homosexual freak.

Damn, going full Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks on Sultan Chaos al-Balldo.

That's our @AnOminous! His posts here always make the fun a treat to read.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick will have to testify TO A JURY about how he was sharing his wife with other men, about how other men had sex with his wife, and how his wife was sharing pictures of herself with other men. Nick, in his quest to 'own' Aaron, will have to go on the record FOR A SECOND TIME that he is a cuckhold, and how Aaron and Kayla's relationship made him jealous. How is this a win for Nick again?

And his biggest possible prize will be his former boyfriend will get more homosexual sex than him on jail for a couple of months while the best he can do is to watch his drooling wife and her empty eyes spazzing out on the floor while him trading "material" with a fat homosexual pedophile is the closest thing he has to getting strange.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I hope he does. About the only thing that could get Aaron acquitted at this point is this repulsive cocksucker disgusting the jury with what an absolute subhuman mess he is. I know if I were on a jury and this slimy little cuck was a witness against the accused I'd be looking for excuses for jury nullification.

Imagine all the things he can be asked about there on the stand. The entire relationship is valid material.
Did Aaron have to rescue Kayla from Nick? Did the baseball bat scene happen?
Who initiated the swinging? What did Nick think about Kayla having sex with Aaron?
How many other couples did they swing with and did they share pictures?

I hope they go full retard in court to provide us with maximum entertainment.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick fucks up everything he's involved with and Aaron has the uncanny ability to blindly avoid danger like Mr. Magoo.

In short, ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE incoming.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Did the baseball bat scene happen?

Nick confirmed that the baseball bat incident happened, but in Nick's version, Aaron had the bat because he was afraid of Nick because Nick is so much taller and stronger. Nick's version was Aaron was a scared pussy bitch that couldn't fight with his fists so he had to get a bat to feel safe around Nick because Nick is such a stud.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine all the things he can be asked about there on the stand. The entire relationship is valid material.
Did Aaron have to rescue Kayla from Nick? Did the baseball bat scene happen?
Who initiated the swinging? What did Nick think about Kayla having sex with Aaron?
How many other couples did they swing with and did they share pictures?

I hope they go full retard in court to provide us with maximum entertainment.

It would be funny but I dont believe any of those things would stand unless Nick goes off on his own tangent...

 

[200MB]

No remorse? Who would do such a thing!?
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Aaron needs to take the stand and apply the Rekieta strategy.
"This has nothing to do with you your honor why do you even care? Oh apologize? For what? Liking fun? Getting bitches?!"
"To everyone in this courtroom telling me I need to apologize I have one thing to say to you. FUCK YOU."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It would be funny but I dont believe any of those things would stand unless Nick goes off on his own tangent...

Depends if you can frame it as relevant to the case.
For example Nick having a hate boner for the accused makes him biased, so dragging him through the mud to make his testimony worthless should be ok to a certain degree.

Nick confirmed that the baseball bat incident happened, but in Nick's version, Aaron had the bat because he was afraid of Nick because Nick is so much taller and stronger. Nick's version was Aaron was a scared pussy bitch that couldn't fight with his fists so he had to get a bat to feel safe around Nick because Nick is such a stud.

Sure, but would that story remain the same under oath?
Nick testifying under oath is 95% of the fun.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom...

 

[Desktop User2]

For example Nick having a hate boner for the accused makes him biased

If you are on trial for a crime of harassment, the stupidest thing one can do on court is to harass a witness going through humiliating particular details. Aaron´s lawyer seems to be pretty shit but that would be a new low.