💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[The Internet Dick]

I don't know why he has a problem directly admitting that he has an alcohol use disorder and other substance use disorders.

Because Rekieta has no intention of working a program and attaining long-term sobriety. You must want it to get it. You must embrace change--changes in lifestyle, changes in people, places, and things, even changes in outlook and personality. Change is painful, especially for a narcissist.

I've followed Rekieta's story on here with interest since the day of his arrest. Not once have I seen him evince anything approaching genuine remorse for the damage he's done to his marriage and his children. Not once. To say I'm doubtful of his recovery is putting it mildly.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Just talk to Nate and Kurt about whoever cuts their shitty videos and get the same for himself, then just take popular cases, run the news articles about them through chatGPT for a summary and then explain the case to the camera while someone else cuts it together with images of victims, accused, lawyers and other images related to the case.

That is way too much for current Nick to even consider. Even if he could find an editor willing to do literally everything for him and all he had to do was read a script in from of a camera he'd still find an excuse for why he can't make the time. He's in the Spoony stage of his career now.

There are so many options how he could get back into content-creation without facing the chat.

I wish he'd come back purely so we can see what pretend-sober Nick content looks like. Judging by the smattering of kitchen streams he's done, it'll be an absolute disaster.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is irrelevant.

Nick is a nobody. He's huffed, snorted, drank and coomed himself into permanent retardation.

All he ever had to his name was a touch of wigger eloquence and that's gone now. All there is now is a dumb dude who can only say dumb things.

Nick, it’s well past time for you to continue to call your wife “lady” anything.

Kayla is as much as a lady as you are a lawyer.

This homosexual piece of shit turned his wife into a whore and a cuckquean.

Isn't this the guy who said many a time that he never reads his thread?

And as with anything this lying faggot says, the exact opposite is true.

He manically F5s the thread incessantly while screeching autistically and punching himself in the face like a spasmoid.

At first blush the old cliché "if you're taking flak then you're over the target" comes to mind

That's one of those things that's true sometimes, but it's more like if literally everyone is laughing at what a retard you are, you probably actually are a retard.

 

[Pelican Bones]

metal flowers from Temu

tee hee!

 

[Maraschino]

It could be. It's definitely on the way. The most useful definition of addiction I've seen is continued use in the face of negative consequences. When he was exposed to some negative consequences (ie, getting arrested) he seems to have quit using coke. Almost all of the addicts I've known would act like Bossman Jack and keep using.

I somewhat agree in principle, but I think you're putting the line way too far down. Negative consequences was destroying his friendships, his relationships with his in-laws, his relationship with the church, his literal brain matter. If you believe the negative consequences was just getting arrested, you're missing out on all the stuff leading up to it. And you're also forgetting Nick himself said if he hadn't been arrested, he'd still be using. And he's also said he wishes he could be drinking and using drugs right now. But he's not an addict. As far as I can tell, he has an addictive personality, but instead of drinking alcohol (and he's absolutely an alcoholic) and snorting cocaine, he switched to something we don't have tests for. If your first instinct upon being told you're not allowed to drink and use illegal drugs is to try to find something else that can't be tested for that you can abuse to get high, you're a fucking addict.

But weirdly enough, there's someone I knew of years ago who had a definition of addiction, where addiction was when it's something that becomes an ever looming preoccupation that negatively impacts your life, regardless of the amount you actually indulge in that thing. For example, someone who drinks heavily but could cut themselves off may not be an alcoholic, someone who drinks one drink but spends the rest of their time thinking about the next time they get to drink that one drink could be an alcoholic. By that person's definition, if you're pre-occupied with the next time you get to do drugs after you do drugs, you're an addict.

Oh wait, that person I'm referring to above was literally Nick Rekieta. He's both a heavy drinker and was a heavy drug user, who constantly thinks about, and wants to, drink alcohol and use drugs, but he's not an addict according to Nick Rekieta.

Lmao

 

[Strix454]

Nick is terrified of streaming without being drunk or high.

I think he is also terrified of being seen streaming while drunk or high before he is sentenced. As far as I understand things right now, he isn't being drug tested right now and will not be drug tested again until after sentencing.

The guy is a total addict. He can't not use something. When the start testing again, he will be back on the galaxy gas or perscription pills whatever else there is so that he can avoid being sober.

 

[AnOminous]

Sean is just a big, fat meany

I've heard he actually eats sandwiches from time to time. Sometimes even at Denny's! With a cop who can't understand the menu!

 

[Major]

My pet theory is that he is building 5000 replicas of the famed “art piece.”

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It’s an involved process. He’s got to order the tiny little flowerpots and metal flowers from Temu, scavenge shell casings from the local gun range, and then oversee “Lady Rackets” and the children as they painstakingly hot-glue them all together, burning their little fingertips in the process.

(This is a joke)

Tacky and probably expensive. That's so Nick

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't use that cocaine because it was a fantastic adjunct to the wife swapping, I used it because muh depression."

It's fucking bullshit. Why do people do coke? Because it's fucking FUN that's why. Until it isn't any more. Until it quits giving and starts taking and taking more and more.

Clapton said all that needs to be said about it. Don't do it. It isn't worth it. You will pay dearly for it.

Nick is a goddamn walking PSA, a scarier example than any government propaganda.

He might have been on the road to a problem, but where I'm from, that's just recreational use.

You wouldn't call having your kids taken away, completely losing a high-paying career, getting your house ransacked by cops, pleading guilty to a felony, having your reputation being absolutely ruined, being considered a child abuser and possibly even a child molester, and on top of that, being The Biggest Cuck in the Universe, at least a bit of a problem?

"...my life was laid on display at the climax..."

Wtf?

He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

 

[AltisticRight]

"...my life was laid on display at the climax..."

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your wife.

scavenge shell casings from the local gun range,

He's not going to do that. He'll create his own spent casings. I feel so sorry for the local wildlife. The scourge of Spicer is back with a vengeance and all skunks and raccoons will have to suffer.

 

[Pomniman]

You wouldn't call having your kids taken away, completely losing a high-paying career, getting your house ransacked by cops, pleading guilty to a felony, having your reputation being absolutely ruined, being considered a child abuser and possibly even a child molester, and on top of that, being The Biggest Cuck in the Universe, at least a bit of a problem?

Really, it wasn't the drugs or drink or multiple dicks inside him that did any of it to him, but his crippling pathological need for validation. It's one of the things he kept harping on about as something "all" men totally need and thirst after in life but he was just projecting his own neediness onto a strawman to make it seem less pathetic and more universal. No one ever liked him, was attracted to him, or thought he was cool until he lucked into a mildly successful youtube gimmick after having already "wasted" his life on a family he only wanted as a prop and bumbling around in a career he only half-assedly attempted to have as a status symbol.

The whole midlife crisis spiral is him attempting to make up for all the fun and glamor (yes he's so much of a fag that he'd think of it that way) he feels like he missed out on by being an awkward nerdy loser in his youth and an abject failure only propped up by grandad's money as an adult. You can take the booze and drugs and sex away and he'd still find some other outlet to crash and burn through because the desire to self-immolate through hedonism will still remain drilled into the jizzstained recesses of what's left of his brain.

 

[Desktop User2]

Has the retard considered creating Youtube content instead of livestreaming?

Do you want the laziest man in the business to script and edit? Or contact someone to do it for him? He is a very busy man, you know?!

 

[Doug S]

Perfect comedic timing on these two posts, great job everyone.

Cars seem to have a nice crossover and parallel into the Nick story. Coomalot constantly crashing is a perfect analogous parallel to Nick’s series of events in his life. Especially Coomalot’s latest crash, it’s entirely his fault and of course, he blames the car. That’s Nick in a nutshell. He’s not the problem. He is navigating and maneuvering perfectly according to him.

And I have to add that Nick buying a brand new muscle car and crashing it on the way home from the dealership is a perfect parallel to him and his new lifestyle of being an Internet Famous person; he immediately crashes and burns as soon as he’s handed the keys. As soon as he hopped in the celebrity life, immediately wrecks.

 

[AnOminous]

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your wife.

It's kind of hilarious how some of the best Nick jokes are made by him at his own expense, totally accidentally, because of what an utter retard he is.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Now that April's been paid off to disappear, and Aaron left the polycule love nest of fishy Nick jizz, it is clear that Nick and Qayla are all alone in their miserable, and wholly unfilling marriage.

May I suggest to Nick McSmallDick and Qumguzzala that NOW would be the idea time to get another Qover started up?

Think of the benefits Rekietas!
- You get to spend time with someone new and exciting again
- Nicks streaming career is over and he's merely a soonposter and pedo paypig now
- You both do fuck all to raise or spend time with your kids. They can look after themselves once more. Remember CPS found nothing was wrong and they were "returned very soon" after your joint arrests
- Both of your hearts are broken. They need to be mended
- Drugs can be reintroduced to the new polycule again. What's life without a bit of fun!
- Don't worry about legal issues. In some cases you don't even need to appear. Nick proved this when he was pretending to be Aprils lolyer on her traffic ticket

There's many more plusses for you guys, and no minuses. As Nick told us, the arrest was a mere hiccup in life. There were "no victims" in the crimes you both got lifted for.

The farms have spoken. We demand complete Rekieta happiness in 2025! Get it done Nick. Go pick up a pair of drugged party loving niggers (sorry, people of color), from downtown and move them in asap.

You know you WANT IT

 

[Pelican Bones]

>My life was laid on display at the climax
So was your Our Wife.

 

[AnOminous]

Really, it wasn't the drugs or drink or multiple dicks inside him that did any of it to him, but his crippling pathological need for validation.

Imagine being such a fag you need "validation." I mean yeah sure it's nice if people approve of you but who gives a fuck? The only validation I need is from myself. The rest of you can all go fuck yourselves.

And I don't mean that as an insult, I just don't really need external validation. I am actually somewhat suspicious of it.

Have I lived up to my OWN ideals? Well maybe not. Maybe I suck even in my own estimation. But if I ever do, I'm good, bro.

 

[Pomniman]

Imagine being such a fag you need "validation." I mean yeah sure it's nice if people approve of you but who gives a fuck? The only validation I need is from myself. The rest of you can all go fuck yourselves.

And I don't mean that as an insult, I just don't really need external validation. I am actually somewhat suspicious of it.

Have I lived up to my OWN ideals? Well maybe not. Maybe I suck even in my own estimation. But if I ever do, I'm good, bro.

It really is the absolute gayest thing about him somehow, even more than all the cocks he's sucked and fucked. Basically advertising himself as a hole that needs to be filled not even just on a physical level but a mental and spiritual one also. Another related thing he'd bitch about is how women never compliment his looks. He really just wants a big beefy nigger, maybe even a white nigger, to steal him from his wife and tell him he's prettier than her; minus the big part Ralph would actually be his ideal spouse, especially if he beat him like he used to beat the pedophile divorced horse.

 

[AnOminous]

He really just wants a big beefy nigger, maybe even a white nigger, to steal him from his wife and tell him he's prettier than her; minus the big part Ralph would actually be his ideal spouse, especially if he beat him like he used to beat the pedophile divorced horse.

That's why he posts those gay-ass fag selfies where he has his succubus uterus tattoos on his weak fag belly.

That is some of the most homosexual shit I've ever seen. It's gayer than actual gay porn.

(Yes I know the uterus tattoo is a shop but it's actually less gay than the flowers tattoo Kayla picked for him.)

 

[daniel day]

5K GIFT ON THE WAY BOYS!

I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE!