💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Fapcop]

Oh boy! Now that the trial is over, Nick can FINALLY tell his side of the story!

And with the most consequential presidential election behind us and Trump firing at all 8 cylinders, there’s no shortage of material for Nick to cover.

Yessiree, gonna kick back, brew some coffee and relax while Nick tells me about the legal challenges to DOGE, and his panel of informed legal experts enlighten me on the theory of the Unitary Executive!

It’ll be swee—-



Oh… Dear…

What’s Nick even DOING?! Like a few months ago, someone low on the IQ pole might buy it, when he said that he’s sooooo busy with the trial against him, and he’d love to stream but THE STRESS!

Now though?!

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick has no competence in any field.

He is incredibly good at making any innocuous white powder you own disappear while you're not looking and pissing you off when he lies about not snorting it all.

 

[SargonF00t]

This seems like a way to avoid her fear of "being a bad mom" by dispersing the responsibility of raising her lot among the others and the older kids of both of the couples. Can't be the failed parent if the pressure doesn't just fall on her and Crackets, after all.

It also sounds like she's trying to start the village to raise the kids in. Maybe she forgot--or didn't care to realize--that the kids still need guidance. I figure that her vision of kids raising kids wouldn't be the utopia she thought of, but more like Lord of the Flies if the kids are so still so sheltered as Aaron said they were.

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

 

[Folgers Can]

Cross-posting from the Imholte thread since this may speak to Nick's future plans. This new development wouldn't make much sense unless the Balldo Bunker has been gearing up to file some sort of lolsuit against Aaron after he's convicted, just as Wil Herren recently foreshadowed:

I watched 3 minutes of this and I'm still not sure what this sperg is so angry about, to the point of throwing petty insults at Sean. Not gonna watch it all, if he can't clearly establish his complaint for that long then I must assume watching the other 10 minutes will just be a waste of time.

You made it 2 minutes longer than I could.

It took another brain aneurysm so listen to the end, but it was worth it to find one revelation that they never let slip before. At first when Geno ranted about his past discussions with some female lawyer who pissed him off, it sounded like that was just referring to a prosecutor coordinating his testimony as you'd expect. However, when that's taken with the context of later comments about said female lawyer A) being hypocrite to "defend a woman who neglected her five children," B) was speaking for "her client," C) struck "a blow to every child's protection" by defending said "client," and D) would "bend over backswards for" Nick as though he was practically as much "her client" as Kayla is, all in all it becomes abundantly clear that he's talking about Maggie Kluver, who represented Kayla in the CHIPS case and later in the criminal case:

0:53

I don't know the law, but when you're looking at a female lawyer who's fucking trying to defend a woman who neglected her five children to pose naked with a guy, so again that that guy could be distracted enough for her husband to fuck his wife, and this woman's like, "I'm gonna save women?"

There's no problem with being a lawyer who, if she wasn't a lawyer and you just talked like this you'd be like, "what a stupid cunt!"

Wife swapping, doing drugs, and neglecting children, and that lawyer - and I'll get her name - is a garbage person for fucking thinking we need to be involved in this if we don't want to go. I don't understand - this is how the law gets corrupted, she was like, "I speak for my client," and you're gonna strike a blow to every child's protection in the fucking country.

She's like, "I'm gonna" - she so has a hard on for fucking Aaron.... If it's Nick Rekieta, that's just her client. Why is she bending over backwards for him?

Why on earth would the Rekietas' private attorney have been directly haranguing the Biscontes at all, let alone so aggressively as to piss Geno off this much? Isn't that ordinarily supposed to be the prosecutor's job, with the state being the prosecutor's only "client"? WTF?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick will manage to piss away his entire petrodollar trustfund in lawyer fees before he admits being wrong.
He will singlehandedly entertain KF for the next decade. What a treasure.

 

[Melty Butter]

"I feel threatened [by Nick Rekieta]!"- Keanu Thompson.

Further crossposting. Keanu is ranting at Nick. Her voice annoyed me so much that I had to take a break 5 min. into it, but it's very Nick-centric. Also, I hate to back Nick but she needs to learn the legal definition of "threaten".

None of the stupid shit about Bench Warrants that Rekieta said in her chat was "threatening". Keanu and Geno, take out an HRO in NYC (easy) against Nick or shut up.

Holy shit watch this dummy Canoe tie herself in knots trying to sound smart talking about Aarons case.


Shes stuck on disseminate.

Link to the original Doom clip.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Further crossposting. Keanu is ranting at Nick. Her voice annoyed me so much that I had to take a break 5 min. into it, but it's very Nick-centric. Also, I hate to back Nick but she needs to learn the legal definition of "threaten".

None of this would be happening to Keanu if she was able to shut up.

Might as well cross post this too since a lot of you guys post in this thread too:

To be fair to the sweepers, to sweep, you need a broom.

Nick didn't even give Aaron that dignity. He made Aaron use his tongue instead.

 

[Maude Snew]

he has shown his ass as utterly incompetent at law.

He has shown his ass in many way, including in the actual literal way. Most of those ways included a bottle being wedged up there too.

 

[john marston]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.

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Hey guys! Been lurking for a while, don't plan to post regularly but I actually do have something to say:

Nick, I know you're reading this, either shit or get off the pot. If you want to "protect loved ones," then stop responding to comments and move TF on. If you actually want to address the rumors about yourself, make a scripted video where you carefully explain your side of the story. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

My guess is that he doesn't want to do this, because he's made so many remarks and little comments, it's impossible for him to come up with a consistent lie to keep straight, so he'd rather continue half-responding to everything and outright denying the most damaging stuff.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

As of this year, he is also a fill-in driver in the NASCAR truck racing series and driving a ford F-150 in those races. His first truck race is supposed to be at Martinsville on March 28th. The chevy car belongs to an ARCA team but his suit belongs to him.

I was curious about Coomie's record and turns out he has a goddamn Wikipedia page. Apparently he's just stunningly mediocre as a driver. He's done a little more than just wrecking the Cuckieta Law car twice in one night or failing to qualify due to being too goddamn slow, but sometimes he does manage to place fairly high. I couldn't imagine actually trying for a top 10 finish and losing to this faggot.

Even more strangely, the team he's racing for in the truck racing also includes former child actor Frankie Muniz (you know, Malcolm in the Middle?) whose career in racing is a lot better than ol' Coomie's. I guess it's all pay to win bullshit if you want to drive in Nascar.

 

[Strix454]

I was curious about Coomie's record and turns out he has a goddamn Wikipedia page. Apparently he's just stunningly mediocre as a driver. He's done a little more than just wrecking the Cuckieta Law car twice in one night or failing to qualify due to being too goddamn slow, but sometimes he does manage to place fairly high. I couldn't imagine actually trying for a top 10 finish and losing to this faggot.

Even more strangely, the team he's racing for in the truck racing also includes former child actor Frankie Muniz (you know, Malcolm in the Middle?) whose career in racing is a lot better than ol' Coomie's. I guess it's all pay to win bullshit if you want to drive in Nascar.

In ARCA, generally you can buy your way into whatever you want. Muniz last year bought himself into a top five ARCA car and did pretty well. Camelot bought his way into a car that could get to the edge of the top ten depending on wrecks and the track he was on. Muniz IMO is a way better driver than Camelot.

I would suspect that Muniz proved he wasn't dangerous in ARCA and bought his way into the truck series in a truck that is just out there to run laps and stay out of the way. You can buy your way into NASCAR to get out on the track, but you can't really buy your way to wins at the higher levels without a whole lot of skill.

I don't understand why Tim Pool is paying Camelot's racing bills. But he must have been able to convince him to put up more money this year to get Camelot into a few (its not many) of the truck races. I could see people brushing off his crash in ARCA last year, but the Daytona Crash at the start of the season was really bad. He couldn't handle being in heavy traffic on the track and crashed out just four laps in. I suppose it will be safe if they start him at the absolute back of the field in the truck races.

Why on earth would the Rekietas' private attorney have been directly haranguing the Biscontes at all, let alone so aggressively as to piss Geno off this much? Isn't that ordinarily supposed to be the prosecutor's job, with the state being the prosecutor's only "client"? WTF?

Having your private attorney interact with a key witness in a criminal case involving yourself or your family is a really terrible idea in any number of ways. All these people are insane and the prosecutor in this case - if they had any sense at all - would have walked away from all these crazy people a long time ago.

But sending your wife's attorney to go harangue a witness in a criminal case is exactly the sort of nitwit legal theory I would see Nick coming up with.

 

[Maude Snew]

My guess is that he doesn't want to do this

Also it's work and he's got a work heat allergy.

 

[stupid frog]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.

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So you did drugs during the day while they were at "school"?

 

[Chazzed Up]

And he's back, quibbling with an Aaron-hater. It's impressive how he looks for fights.

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On the "near" issue. Let's just assume Aaron's version is correct (and I do): Nick & Co did drugs in the master bathroom. That's on the same floor as another bedroom housing one of his kids and about 15 feet vertically from the other four kids.

Hey, Nick. Are you really going to say that you never snorted (like the ketamine that caused the black eye) when the kids weren't there? THEY WERE! We know they were because you were arrested a day later.

Christ Almighty, we're not idiots.

The coke was in the house. By definition it's near children.

 

[AnOminous]

You mean he rejected the very case that established judicial review, and is the basis of Supreme Court authority? Sounds in line for a lawyer that is not, not has ever been, a lawyer.

Yes. And at the time, he was not so incessantly high on Galaxy Gas and admitted he held a fringe opinion on the subject. It still should have been a sign. It was and is absolute nutjobbery.

It's true they didn't explicitly spell out the concept of judicial review in Article III, but you know why? Because NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

Anyone who thinks the Framers actually intended to create three branches of government, but one of the branches would be a completely impotent rubber stamp, is absolutely retarded.

Read the Federalist Papers, nigga!

Honestly, the Nick saga has made me far more "right-wing". (What does that even mean anymore?

I don't consider myself "right wing" and have no intention of ever being some kind of winger.

Even diluting my current political opinions to avoiding conflict irl, I have had people I've known for a long time asking why I've turned right wing. I HAVEN'T. The "left wing" has just become so absolutely insane I can no longer agree with it. I didn't leave the left wing, the left wing left me.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

But sending your wife's attorney to go harangue a witness in a criminal case is exactly the sort of nitwit legal theory I would see Nick coming up with.

Considering we saw Kayla's attorney do Nick's bidding with the garbage motions, it's possible this actually happened.

Then again, Geno is an idiot

 

[AnOminous]

The coke was in the house. By definition it's near children.

Nick pled guilty to all these facts, admitted he was not denying guilt, and he did this under oath. These facts that he pled to amount to all the crimes he was accused of, including child endangerment.

Now he can whine and cry in his nasal fag voice that he hasn't been found guilty of that particular crime against his children, one of whom tested positive for cocaine abusive on the level of a regular user, but he has admitted, under oath, that he is guilty of every single factual element of the crimes he committed.

He did that, under oath.

He will burn in Hell for the vile crimes he committed against his own children.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Considering we saw Kayla's attorney do Nick's bidding with the garbage motions, it's possible this actually happened.

Then again, Geno is an idiot

I don't really think Geno or Keanu have the capacity to research who Kayla's attorney is, I don't think it's something they'd make up

How bizarre though

 

[AltisticRight]

He's a lolbertarian, and they will generally break for a Republican over a Democrat in most cases.

Lolbertarians are just leftoid whores that want lower taxes and less regulation (specifically on the age of consent).

On the "near" issue. Let's just assume Aaron's version is correct (and I do): Nick & Co did drugs in the master bathroom. That's on the same floor as another bedroom housing one of his kids and about 15 feet vertically from the other four kids.

Under the same roof doesn't constitute as "near"?
In the same master bedroom where admittedly one of his kids likes to stay at, the same that tested positive for cocaine metabolites at more than 10 times the cutoff isn't "near"?
From the streaming dungeon that's in close proximity to the living room and kitchen isn't "near"?
What does he think the word NEAR means?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I don't really think Geno or Keanu have the capacity to research who Kayla's attorney is, I don't think it's something they'd make up

How bizarre though

If Kayla's attorney is contacting Geno directly it means they plan a civil case of some sorts.

Of course, with Nick's expert definition of lie that will go swimmingly.

Geno has also previously said that Rekieta asked him to lie about something. To my knowledge he didn't yet reveal what.

The writing has been on the wall for awhile now. Nick directly attributes his current popularity with Aaron and what Aaron said, not the actual police investigation and subsequently what was found.

I really don't think Balldo has the cash for another civil case or understand what he hopes to achieve. No jury is going to be particularly sympathetic. Minnesota is a lolcow liberal state, but where Nick and Aaron live the voters are heavily conservative.