You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Niggers that can't help but post about their fetishes online.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Retards on any forum, including this one, who refer to their husband or wife as Mr <user name> or Mrs <user name>. I have no idea who the fuck you are, you're not some known internet personality, just say "my husband" or "my wife" or what the fuck ever.

Even worse when they start including their parents and children, so now I have to read even more gay posts from "Autistic Duck" talking about Mr Duck and Mama Duck and Little Duck, just fuck off with that bullshit.

I'm telling Mama and Papa Starscream on you!

Tax: my stupid fucking bank updated its web server and now all my bills are a day late--I shouldn't be punished for stuff my bank dose WITHOUT TELLING ITS CLIENTS.

 

[Hubelublub]

If your ideal is closer to that second image

I'm talking about something similar to this

sorry fren, "people" are completely justified in calling you gay.

First person is fit but has little muscle and only a slight tone

She's a woman.

Women do not have male levels of muscle. Women do not have male levels of body fat. Women do not have male levels of anything, because they're not males.

If you're that keen on bodies with 7% body fat, go fuck a dude.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Why does every mother fucker over the age 40 think they need to douse themselves in cologne? And why do they insist on having the strongest fucking one they can find? These dumb faggots use cologne like a 13 year old uses Axe.

First person is fit but has little muscle and only a slight tone, so doesn't really qualify. Second person is obviously on steroids and anybody would find that unattractive, steroids are unnatural and make you look freakish especially on women.

I'm talking about something similar to this:
Wyświetl załącznik 6944392
There are real retards that look at this and think "Erm, that's gay."

Beef Patty is a stealth juice monkey(like everyone who makes a living off their body) who does nothing more than thirst trap dumb faggots, but literally no one has ever called you gay for liking chicks like her. That is pure projection.

 

[Nick Obre]

Indians.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Why does every mother fucker over the age 40 think they need to douse themselves in cologne? And why do they insist on having the strongest fucking one they can find? These dumb faggots use cologne like a 13 year old uses Axe.

I swear that I was feeling self-conscious about that, like am I, a young man, supposed to do that too? Did I not get the memo? But no, they really are that retarded. And probably use it to cover the fact they shit themselves.

 

[Day of the Cope]

I can't be the only one tired of online stores automatically signing you up for their fucking marketing when all you wanna do is see how much the shipping is going to be? Unless you plan on sending me a coupon for free shipping (the cost of which is 100% the reason I backed out), fuck off.

 

[internet friend]

I can't be the only one tired of online stores automatically signing you up for their fucking marketing when all you wanna do is see how much the shipping is going to be? Unless you plan on sending me a coupon for free shipping (the cost of which is 100% the reason I backed out), fuck off.

On a somewhat similar note, those stupid popups that say shit like "someone in wherever the fuck just bought some random thing". Great, why the fuck would I care about that? Some dude half the country away just got a new fan belt for a car I don't own, who gives a shit?

 

[Captain Syrup]

You don’t realize how loud other men eat until you work with them. It’s like you’re trapped in a goddamn zoo, and even the Gays eat like they’re auditioning to play Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Had to go to faceberg for something a family friend posted about her kids. Holy fuck, that place is a rage inducing wasteland. 1/3 people I grew up with losing their minds over orange man, 1/3 urbanist faggotry, 1/3 tataria mudflood baby train crap

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Whenever I take an IQ or Personality test where the test is free to use but the results are locked behind a paywall. These fucking cunts who do this waste my time that I spend doing something else.

 

[The Last Stand]

You don’t realize how loud other men eat until you work with them. It’s like you’re trapped in a goddamn zoo, and even the Gays eat like they’re auditioning to play Jabba the Hutt.

Another reason why I like eating by myself. I don't like hearing other people eat.

The back and forth winter storms are unpleasant. Not even the snow, I love snow, it's the below freezing temps with the cold precipitation. I cannot wait for spring.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Representations of CPR in fiction where the emergency personnel just bounce their hips up and down while simply positioning the hands on the sternum without pushing into the chest any. For fuck's sake, get a handful of prop torsos so the actors can actually push into the sternum and simulate real CPR. Fake CPR is on the same level as "the explosion gently pushed our protagonist to safety."

 

[Hubelublub]

You don’t realize how loud other men eat until you work with them. It’s like you’re trapped in a goddamn zoo, and even the Gays eat like they’re auditioning to play Jabba the Hutt.

This is why women don't want you to take us on lame coffee dates. Take us to a decent restaurant so we can audition your table manners get to know you better.

 

[internet friend]

People who honk their horn at stopped cars. What the fuck do you think is gonna happen, they're just gonna go headfirst and crash into the next car just to let you past? It's stupid.

 

[Doublefrag]

People who use "cuck" as an insult are really aggravating.
Seriously, there is nothing wrong with a fetish as harmless as cuckoldry. It's much better than dangerous misogynistic and objectivizing fetishes like, say, wanting to have sex with natal women. Every white man should be hooked on to cuckoldry so that they didn't get in the way when our USAID-funded Indian kings relentlessly breed our women.

 

[Baumstriezel]

I’m so, so, so fucking tired of pajeets and muzzies infesting my country
(no I am not in Canada and no, I didn’t vote for this, child)
but also of having to pretend that like… These people are like me, that they’re like my countrymen, that they could ever become anywhere close to integrated. There’s fucking hordes of them (and sometimes their morbidly obese baby factories)
they’re retarded, asocial, loud and fucking dirty. You know how they say that people will hit a “peak trans” where the evidence in front of their eyes that trannies are just creepy men is too overwhelming to ignore? I’m at the point of “peak migrant”.

 

[Fyrnite]

Trannies inventing like a hundred new pronouns a week. This is why they're not respected and taken seriously. They once had it simple. Okay, so you want to be a woman but you're a guy? Go for it and identify as she/her. Want to be a guy but you're a woman? Fine, do whatever. But, things got derailed when some pompous snob representative of the LGBTQ community, decided that there is somehow more than two genders. And then brought out this xi, yz or whatever the fuck pronouns to follow it. Okay, now I've lost respect for you.

At that point, you are deciding to place yourself on the podium of uber-special over everyone else, because you thought up of all of this shit while taking a shit one day. You are either this or either that, there is no in-between, there is no technicality, there are no specifics and nothing. The reason the struggle exists still for LGBTQ is because trannies have hijacked the spotlight for themselves above all else and proclaimed that their struggles are the hardest of struggles that there are. When the struggles are mostly brought upon by themselves. You decided to make it political about where you can piss and shit at. Nobody else.

Trannies are just a liability, in your friend circles, in your workplaces, in your communities and in your neighborhood. Actual self-respecting trannies are moreso in the closet, leaving all of the psychopathic attention-whoring trannies that we all hear about. A fat fuck who is balding hard at 43, decides to be tranny and can't pull off the transitional look. Well guess what? It's because you're fat and balding! If nobody found you attractive when you're your original sex to begin with, what makes you think you'll swing it going the other way?

For every new pronoun that is made-up, because let's be honest, it is all made up at this point and has been for a while now. Each shred of dignity falls off for said tranny. And oh yeah everyone is being cute with the pronoun shit too now. "I identify as a problem" or "I identify as a threat. Try me!". Oh you're such a doll!

This whole thing has long been out of control. Stick to the fucking basics. Two genders, you're either one or the other or at least just none of the above and be non-binary. Whatever fucking works. No, I will not respect you by calling you by your new made-up pronouns.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

1) Homeowner's associations. There is no punchline to this joke, they just suck and they are fucking infuriating. They are a ripoff at any price. Mowing and shoveling is a far superior tradeoff to dealing with these god awful bureaucrats. My autism usually endears me to bureaucrats, but HOAs are an exception, these people are just evil and there is no counterargument of merit. This is ESPECIALLY true in condo owners associations, good lord, talk about useless highway robbery. I can not understand why anyone would opt into these monstrosities.

2) That part in the music video to Aerosmith's Crying, where Alicia Silverstone uses a non-elastic rope tied at her hips to stop her fall and she endures the matter unscathed, rather than dead or on the verge of death. I love that band, I love that song and I love that video, minus that one part, which really just sends shivers down my spine when I think about it.

 

[Jason Wynn]

People who overcompensate for cold weather by turning the heat up in their home so high it becomes a fucking sauna.

It’s only 40 degrees outside, you sensitive pussies. Your home doesn’t need to be a goddamn rainforest. Having to go outside and catch highlights of the game on my phone because I can’t fucking take the sky high heat inside.