💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[not william stenchever]

Trump is doing things so bigly it's actually gotten Rackets' thread to slow down. Imagine if Nick didn't abandon Trump and guns for the cocaine and cooming, he'd have so much to talk about on his show each night.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Trump is doing things so bigly it's actually gotten Rackets' thread to slow down. Imagine if Nick didn't abandon Trump and guns for the cocaine and cooming, he'd have so much to talk about on his show each night.

Those of us who actually like the Emperor of Mankind and guns do a better job of it.

I am curious if this "sentence" during probation would come up for law enforcement in the way "priors" do on the thousands of bodycam vids we see on YT. I've got to think it would. @Potentially Criminal ? Does it get entered into a LE database so that, say, Las Vegas LEO would see it if he's caught passed out in front of the Bellagio possessing a vial of coke?

I don't see out of state LEO seeing the case status in a LEADS check. He will certainly have to follow basic probation terms which include "Notify any Law Enforcement officer of your status with the court in an official encounter" as well as "Notify my probation officer of any interactions with Law Enforcement no later than 48 hours after the encounter"

I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring

 

[KriegsZensur]

I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring

Lmao. So Nick gets to go on a summer camp and daddy State calls to the camp staff to check on him.

He’s gonna appreciate that, I’m sure.

 

[Pagan Min]

I can guarantee you (assuming he's allowed to galavant off to Las Vegas) his PO will reach out to LVMPD and the other LEAs out in Nevada and see if he pops up in a police report anywhere.
I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring

Lmao. So Nick gets to go on a summer camp and daddy State calls to the camp staff to check on him.

He’s gonna appreciate that, I’m sure.

It'll be fun to see if any of the primo coping & seething he's bound to do makes its way into a stream, most likely like a hysterical teenage girl... Ought to be good for a couple of chortles or chuckles!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Some factual tweaks and suggestions for phrasing/framing. Use or ignore as you want:

• Nick pleads guilty to a very favourable sentence, and has received a stay of adjudication

He has not received anything yet.

(i.e. stay out of trouble for a yet-to-be-revealed period of time). He is not currently a felon, and it is unclear whether he will be upon sentencing in April.

If the agreement for a stay of adjudication is allowed, he will not be a felon upon sentencing. This is in the Sentencing Guidelines. He will be under the jurusdiction of the Court, however, until he meets required conditions. If he does not meet them, the Court can find him guilty of a felony and impose sentence.

It has been noted that his status under a stay would preclude his owning guns, much like now, even if not a convicted felon.

• His kids have also been returned to him.

He says so, yes.

• While he might smugly gloat that he's bested the system, his entire reputation has been irrevocably destroyed. Everyone will forever know him as an alcoholic and cocaine addict whose daughter, despite his claims to the contrary, tested positive for a metabolite only found upon ingestion of cocaine.

What people will remember, and which will remember what, is not a fact, so I wouldn't include it.

• He seldom streams, and when he does it's often impromptu. He prefers being a guest on streams hosted by friends.

We don't know his preference, but it is accurate he has not streamed much in months.

He also hasn't seemed to be much of a guest (not regular, at least), though he has certainly been active in chats (your next bulletpoint).

• Despite this, he is not a hermit who has fled the Internet, and he is appearing in the YouTube chat of (and sending as much as $100 to) Patrick Melton on a daily basis.

As written this suggests he's not only in chats daily but also contributes daily up to $100/day. Don't know if that's accurate or not, but if not, recommend separating frequency of posting in chats (and is it just Melton or Melton and others?) and giving money to Melton. Might suggest staying away from quantifying either as a "typical" act unless you have substantiation.

Melton is an obsessive hater of the former Qover (polycule) member Aaron Imholte, so much so that he has made sexual comments about Aaron's children;

Again, recommend something like, "Melton has frequently criticized Aaron Imholte, a streamer and former professional radio disc jockey in Minnesota, who was married to April Imholte from [date] to [date] and who has been critical of Nick Rekieta, alleging drug use and blah blah blah.... Melton has commented on his stream [multiple times, if true] about Aaron Imholte's minor [child/children], including once stating....[if it's a damning quote]. (or alternatively, "referring to a child in a manner some/many observers considered sexual" or something like that)

Or less formal if you don't care or think people already know who Aaron is, etc. But I'd keep to facts.

despite repeated insistence from both Aaron and those close to him, he is gleeful in talking about Aaron's kids being fucked and laughs at superchats about his daughter starting an OnlyFans when she is older.

See above.

• In collaboration with Melton, he attempted to embarrass Aaron by revealing his google search history, which fits the definition of computer hacking.

"In [month year], on his stream [or wherever], Melton said [X, including what he said that referenced Nick]. Aaron Imholte has stated that he contacted Stearn County Police Department to request they investigate potential crimes related to these assertions and the facts underlying them."

• After years of being tight lipped about his Jamaican trip to Hedonism II, he confirmed that he went to Jamaica in leaked DMs with a former mod, Kalea, and revealed he gave $1000 to a woman at the resort who claimed to be pregnant (whether this was to cover pregnancy expenses as he claims, was used to pay for an abortion or was simply a scam by con artists, we'll never know)

Not sure why this^ matters, but again you could give more background - in [month year] alleged direct messages between Nick and a [who kalea is in relation to Nick], revealed that Nick [and Kayla?] had attended Hedonism II, an adult resort in Jamaica, in [month year]. These messages also referred to attempts by Nick [and Kayla] to give money to a female dancer/ entertainer for the resort. In later [messages], Nick asserted that he [his version of trying to reach her and why]."

You could add speculation about the reasons but put it as speculation.

• He also confirmed that he was indeed in a relationship with April Imholte (née Anderson), telling a panel that included Melton that Anderson was "[his] girlfriend at the time."

He is still very likely in regular contact with her, and despite his attempts to pretend he has not been in contact with her, she was present for a Zoom hearing months ago and was sitting in the room where Nick regularly streams. Like with Hedonism, he seems to take joy in heavily implying the obvious without outright admitting it.

Did he claim they weren't in contact before those hearings? They were still flirting and getting gross in public messages way after that. He's been stronger about claiming they aren't in contact since the last hearing, not that that's worth anything.

• He is still being sued by Steve Quest, a.k.a. Monograph,

@AnOminous may kill you for this. Montagraph.

for defamation per se for his 2022 comments explicitly calling Montograph a pedophile. Even as recently as last month, he reiterated his belief that Montograph is a pedophile.

OK though didn't he just say he stands by what he said, or something like that? Or did he repeat it?

It was also revealed in December that he took out a $300k loan against his house which is believed to have been used to pay his attorney Mark Randazza (edit: while this is still a possibility, the mortgage could also very likely be for legitimate construction he was doing on his house, as in 2023 he talked about the construction of a "sex dungeon" in his house).

I think speculation about how he spent money isn't helpful except as "what people are saying." Bigger news on his house is that he was running up against foreclosure after his ever-so-sophisticated investment approach.

Long version: In December 2024 a Notice of Foreclosure was posted [where] for the larger of Nick's two homes, which is owned by [trust name], for which Nick and Kayla serve as trustees, if that's objectively confirmed] . It was revealed that in [month year] the Rekietas [or was it just Nick?] took out a mortgage on that home, in the initial amount of $______, with the mortgage being Evergreen Financial, a money management firm in Minneapolis, MN. [Notes about when last payment was made]. Nick has claimed he leveraged his home for investment purposes."

Short version: "Nick and Kayla took out a mortgage on their larger Willmar property in month year for just over $300k, with the lender being an investment management firm. By month year, the home was identified for a foreclosure sale in month year. Nick has claimed he leveraged his home for investment purposes."

• Likely due to his many legal cases, he has been forced to downside. His second property was sold and half of his primary estate was sold. The second house was believed to be where April was living.

"In month year the Rekietas put up the smaller of their two Wilmar properties (widely believed and stated by Keanu whoever to be where April was living for several months in 2024 ) for sale...." Then add when the sale closed and amount.

Since the sale of the smaller property, Nick has stated that he has now paid off the mortgage on the larger home.

• Finally, Nick Rekieta - the man whose channel and firm is called "Rekieta Law" and who spent years providing analysis of legal documents and cases - is no longer allowed to practice law for not keeping up with the Minnesota bar's Continuing Legal Education rules.

I'd add that he was initially noted as unauthorized to practice law due to failure to pay annual fees, and now for failure to report the CLE you mention.

Also: His Rekieta Law, LLC and its DBA have been inactive for years, according to the Minnesota Secretary of State. There is a Texas [? Iirc] LLC named Rekieta Media, LLC [that I think someone said is active].

Despite being unauthorized to practice law and without a law firm, Nick appears on Instagram as @RekietaLaw; his YouTube summary refers to him as a Minnesota lawyer and owner of Rekieta Law, and uses his former firm's logo with "RL" and a set of scales; and his X profile logo includes the words, "YouTube Lawyer."

Remember, I am writing this for people like Ana Kasparian who like to peruse this thread or show to friends, who aren't spending hours and hours combing through discussion. Again, if I've left anything out of gotten something wrong, please let me know

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I could see him being forced to have a SCRAM unit (ankle mounted alcohol detector) attached while he goes to a city built on drinking, drugs, and whoring

Especially if the pre-sentencing investigation is done properly and they read his social media.
On there they will find funny things like Nick planning to do coke with Melton when he comes to Vegas for Hackamania.

Obviously those are just jokes *winkyfaceemoji* since Nick would never do drugs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nah don't worry, Nick did "his WebMD thing" and realized that whatever highs he was chasing through drugs and alcohol are easily replaced by the endogenous rushes of dopamine and oxytocin that can be obtained from a romp through the ample sex trade that the Vegas area has to offer, all surely with his slatternly wife's approval:

I guess we can throw in divorce, troons out, and joins a polycule with a bunch of other dudes to the pool.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There is a Texas [? Iirc] LLC named Rekieta Media, LLC [that I think someone said is active].

The Rekieta Media LLC is also defunct. It's in thread, several times.

 

[Oxyjen]

Some factual tweaks and suggestions for phrasing/framing. Use or ignore as you want:

Good work both. Maybe this could be pinned in the OP as a current status.

Mind you, I’ve never been able to open page 1 on any browser so maybe there’s not much point.

 

[genericwhitemale]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker you made a lot of good suggestions and I'll try and incorporate some of them into my post, but I wasn't trying to make the most super detailed effort post imaginable, just a simple overview that orders events in my own mind. Also re: Melton, it definitely does seem like he is in there either every day or as often as he can be, given by the fact that every day in this thread there's a post scraping the messages he sent in Melton's chat.

I wouldn't say "very favourable", just standard Minnesota lenience for first-timers. He galaxy (gas) brained himself into getting the same deal he'd have gotten all along, just with extra steps.

Understandable. I guess from my perspective, it seems lenient given that they had him dead to rights. But also thank you for reminding me that he might also be doing galaxy gas.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

whether this was to cover pregnancy expenses as he claims, was used to pay for an abortion or was simply a scam by con artists, we'll never know

There is one way of finding out, but it would require travelling to Jamaica and doing some detective work.
If it was a case of Nick getting scammed, grifters tend to remain tight-lipped about it.

 

[Oxyjen]

There is one way of finding out, but it would require travelling to Jamaica and doing some detective work.
If it was a case of Nick getting scammed, grifters tend to remain tight-lipped about it.

I dunno, maybe someone will get in touch with energi_king on insta.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

EDIT: Someone compares Nick to a septuagenarian, and it' isn't even hyperbole.

Ringo looks way better. I'm beaten to it by others, but way better.

Trump is doing things so bigly it's actually gotten Rackets' thread to slow down. Imagine if Nick didn't abandon Trump and guns for the cocaine and cooming, he'd have so much to talk about on his show each night.

So much money to be made off superchats from people who desperately want Nick to read what they think about Trump delivering executive orders on everything.
Too bad ya threw it away nick!

 

[Strix454]

Also: His Rekieta Law, LLC and its DBA have been inactive for years, according to the Minnesota Secretary of State. There is a Texas [? Iirc] LLC named Rekieta Media, LLC [that I think someone said is active].

Rekieta Media LLC is still a registered entity in Texas. But it's right to transact business in Texas is currently forfeited due to reports not being filed and fees not being paid.

The entity continues to exist, but it cannot use the texas courts to defend itself legally and its officers (i.e. Nick) are personally liable for all the debts of the entity. This is somewhat important in the Montagraph case in that the LLC (assuming Nick was actually using it) currently offers Nick no legal protection whatsoever.

Its also more evidence of how broke Nick is. Maintaining this particular LLC was of great benefit to him and keeping it current would have required very little money.

 

[Captain Manning]

Its also more evidence of how broke Nick is. Maintaining this particular LLC was of great benefit to him and keeping it current would have required very little money.

IIRC, the LLCs going inactive was long before the current ongoing drama. I think that one was more of an example of Nick just being an idiot.

Whereas the mortgage situation is more of an example of him being a broke idiot.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that Nick's much bragged about earnings from the trial stream era are almost certainly tapped out now. A not insignificant portion of it going up his nose. Indeed, I think he'd be in a really bad spot now if he didn't have mommy and daddy. Maybe even personal bankruptcy worthy.

Keep that in mind the next time he brags about how much better he is than anyone else.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Rekieta Media LLC is still a registered entity in Texas. But it's right to transact business in Texas is currently forfeited due to reports not being filed and fees not being paid.

The entity continues to exist, but it cannot use the texas courts to defend itself legally and its officers (i.e. Nick) are personally liable for all the debts of the entity. This is somewhat important in the Montagraph case in that the LLC (assuming Nick was actually using it) currently offers Nick no legal protection whatsoever.

Its also more evidence of how broke Nick is. Maintaining this particular LLC was of great benefit to him and keeping it current would have required very little money.

If I remember right, Rekieta Media LLC was supposed to be the owner of the youtube channel for tax purposes.
The channel description still says so. (I'm intentionally ignoring the fact that everything else in the description is a lie)

Current archive
If the LLC has no right to transact business, than what happens to the money coming from youtube superchats or ad revenue? I think the LLC was rendered inactive quite a long time ago too, even before the arrest, so some money should have still been generated by the channel since then.

IIRC, the LLCs going inactive was long before the current ongoing drama.

This is my recollection too.

 

[Owlbear]

If I remember right, Rekieta Media LLC was supposed to be the owner of the youtube channel for tax purposes.

Single-member LLCs have no bearing on your tax calculation. His idea of putting that LLC in Texas was to avail himself of Texas's generous anti-SLAPP law if he ever got sued for defamation. However, he got sued for defamation and they just went straight for Nick. He couldn't fight to move it to Texas partly because he almost certainly didn't correctly set up this LLC to provide him any real protection.

An LLC that goes inactive can still sort of do business, but the difference there is that it has no legal standing at all if you get sued. There's no limitation of liability any more. Not that he had it before.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

IIRC, the LLCs going inactive was long before the current ongoing drama. I think that one was more of an example of Nick just being an idiot.

Whereas the mortgage situation is more of an example of him being a broke idiot.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that Nick's much bagged about earnings from the trial stream era are almost certainly tapped out now. A not insignificant portion of it going up his nose. Indeed, I think he'd be a really bad spot now if he didn't have mommy and daddy. Maybe even personal bankruptcy worthy.

Keep that in mind the next time he brags about how much better he is than anyone else.

This is why I say there is no way he stayed debt free and I'm quite convinced someone who doesn't pay their mortgage, doesn't keep their legal education up to date and doesn't keep their LLC filings up to date is ALSO not keeping their taxes up to date.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Been banned for a minute so let me get this out

Everyone involved in “The Dabbleverse” should be lynched.

Except the puppet, he had to deal with pedos while having a hand up his ass, we can deal with him more humanly

"I spend more of my parents' money on cocaine than you earn working an actual job!" says a fucking mental midget retard who has no idea what your actual income is.

God, its gonna be so cathartic when the money runs low and everyone has to start looking towards someone to cut off

He'd destroy his family for a chance at that girl's husband.

Nick <3 Aaron 4 evs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Except the puppet, he had to deal with pedos while having a hand up his ass, we can deal with him more humanly

I know you’re joking, but the puppeteer (Tookie/El Horrible/Rocco) is a big fan and defender of pedo Patrick Melton. Nick fits right in with these degenerates. They all deserve the electric chair.