1/21 Phil brags about "killing Kiwi Farms" - Return of the shitty drawings and google translate spanish

[MMX]

Somebody who knows that artist's language should really alert the artist about this. We joke about "original content do not steal" but this would be an actual legitimate case of that...

Pretty sure Phil's tracing counts as parody
Because everything he does is parody

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

That animu's arm is fucking broken, not to mention he has a right hand on his left arm.

 

[VortekPMD]

Since you cunts can't refuse to die here are a few quips.

Kill Kiwi Farms? He can't even kill himself!

The only thing he can kill:
●His brain cells
●The mood
●His chances at love
●His chances of being employed
●Any ounce of sympathy

Yeah, try to end Kiwi Farms like you did the Ninja Mormons.

How are you going to kill us when you get "raped" every half hour?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Since you cunts can't refuse to die here are a few quips.

Kill Kiwi Farms? He can't even kill himself!

The only thing he can kill:
●His brain cells
●The mood
●His chances at love
●His chances of being employed
●Any ounce of sympathy

Yeah, try to end Kiwi Farms like you did the Ninja Mormons.

How are you going to kill us when you get "raped" every half hour?

Sad thing is, even Bryce Cherry, a man with severe autism and diaper/bumpbow fetishes, managed a better attempt to take down the site. He failed, but at least it was something.

But, as I mentioned in the Return Salt thread. I would love it if Vordrak caught wind that some balding "tranny" was trying to hog all his (and his cronies) glory. It would make for a beautiful Autism supernova.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

No that's traced as well, He can't free hand all that well especially when it's an irregular shape like a geological representation like a map it's part of the reason why Autisimlatina is so oddly shaped amongst other reasons.

I've always just assumed that Phil suffered from the 'kid drawing a map' syndrome where he wants to fill as much of the available white space as possible with stuff.

 

[Male Idiot]

Potato just can't keep a good kiwi down.

What is the joy of life, Kiwifarms?

To see the lolcows driven before you, to crush their hopes and see their rees on tumblr.

 

[The Dude]

Not that he's ever going to go cycling, but IIRC spring-assisted knives, while not necessarily illegal in Oregon, have a tendency to get you funny looks from law enforcement. If they find out you have a history of violence/crime and catch you carrying one they'll find a reason to cuff you. Seems a lot of police officers look down on auto-knives or balisongs.

It depends on where you're at. In Utah they're perfectly legal to own and carry switchblade and balisong so long as part of the knife is visible, like if they are clipped to your pocket and sticking out the top a little. Many of us also attach a paracord lanyard to make them more visible.

"Spring-assisted pocket knife"
They call those "switchblades" you dingus.

Wrong. "Spring Assisted" folding knives require you to manipulate the blade itself before the spring takes over, such as with a thumb stud on the side of the blade or a flipper bump on the back of the blade. Actual switchblades or out the front automatic knives just require a push of a button and the spring does all the work.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

The hand IS on backwards but let's be honest; if Phil had the balls to come at somebody with a knife that's exactly how he'd hold it.

You mean if Phil had the balls to come at someone with a knife his arm would immediately be grabbed, twisted and then broken in several places. I think that's why he drew his arm like that; as acknowledgement that he's a limp wristed, weak willed faggot too impotent to carry out an armed attack without being permanently disfigured in the process.

That's how I interpreted it anyway.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You mean if Phil had the balls to come at someone with a knife his arm would immediately be grabbed, twisted and then broken in several places. I think that's why he drew his arm like that; as acknowledgement that he's a limp wristed, weak willed faggot too impotent to carry out an armed attack without being permanently disfigured in the process.

That's how I interpreted it anyway.

Honestly, I thought it was just shitty anatomy on his part.

What you said makes a whole lot more sense, though.

 

[drain]

The best part about the whole "KF is down" ordeal was all the ridiculous twitter updates from cows that we have now.
From "kiwi is down good fucking riddance lolol" to "yup theyre back im sad"

 

[Jaimas]

OK, this has been bothering me a bit now.

These people collect weapons more than your average fa/tg/uy collects swords. And your average fa/tg/uy will collect many swords, because for them it is a fittingly nerdy hobby and an opportunity to get exercise with some practical home protection applications (no burglar worth a damn is going to risk their neck taking on some sperg brandishing a greatsword and screaming DEUS VULT).

One always gets this impression, looking at Phil and company, that if these people could lay hands on firearms, they'd stock more than a fucking militia compound and immediately turn into a mass shooter waiting to happen. Every single one of them are violent psychopaths (and, thankfully, cowards) and I can speak with reasonable certainty that no one here would not be surprised in the slightest.

 

[m0rnutz]

@Jaimas By the time someone like Phil figured out how to turn the safety off, he would be tackled, apprehended, or shot himself in the face looking down the barrel confused.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Considering he rides a bike using the Bizarro method, I'm sure he can only wield knives with his feet.

 

[MMX]

OK, this has been bothering me a bit now.

These people collect weapons more than your average fa/tg/uy collects swords. And your average fa/tg/uy will collect many swords, because for them it is a fittingly nerdy hobby and an opportunity to get exercise with some practical home protection applications (no burglar worth a damn is going to risk their neck taking on some sperg brandishing a greatsword and screaming DEUS VULT).

One always gets this impression, looking at Phil and company, that if these people could lay hands on firearms, they'd stock more than a fucking militia compound and immediately turn into a mass shooter waiting to happen. Every single one of them are violent psychopaths (and, thankfully, cowards) and I can speak with reasonable certainty that no one here would not be surprised in the slightest.

They evolved a fear of guns as a self defence measure to put limits on the level their inter-troon drama can rise to.
Without it they would just wipe each other out the first time their feels got hurt.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

One always gets this impression, looking at Phil and company, that if these people could lay hands on firearms, they'd stock more than a fucking militia compound and immediately turn into a mass shooter waiting to happen. Every single one of them are violent psychopaths (and, thankfully, cowards) and I can speak with reasonable certainty that no one here would not be surprised in the slightest.

Any ideological or regulatory concerns aside, guns are a lot more expensive than swords.

You could probably get an actually functional, as in usable-in-combat level (which most swords sold are not, and which Phil's almost certainly aren't as they're all likely cheap display pieces technically classified as "hunting knives") sword for what a fairly shitty gun costs.

 

[c-no]

One always gets this impression, looking at Phil and company, that if these people could lay hands on firearms, they'd stock more than a fucking militia compound and immediately turn into a mass shooter waiting to happen. Every single one of them are violent psychopaths (and, thankfully, cowards) and I can speak with reasonable certainty that no one here would not be surprised in the slightest.

Even if someone like Phil managed to get his hands on a gun, he won't really be able to do much with it unless he got training for it somehow. Most likely, he'd just make some Facebook post and snap a few pics of it while trying to sound tough.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

The best part about the whole "KF is down" ordeal was all the ridiculous twitter updates from cows that we have now.
From "kiwi is down good fucking riddance lolol" to "yup theyre back im sad"

I like the one word reply someone left to Phil saying we're back: "Fuck.". Whoever that is, they're hiding some hilarious skeletons in their closet.

 

[drain]

I like the one word reply someone left to Phil saying we're back: "Fuck.". Whoever that is, they're hiding some hilarious skeletons in their closet.

We should find what kind of skeletons this lovely person is hiding

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you saw the last of us.

 

[Coldgrip]

@Jaimas By the time someone like Phil figured out how to turn the safety off, he would be tackled, apprehended, or shot himself in the face looking down the barrel confused.

He'd shoot himself while trying to look tough with it in the mirror.