1/21 Phil brags about "killing Kiwi Farms" - Return of the shitty drawings and google translate spanish

[Adamska]

Plus it has a cool history and looks badass, which were the only qualifications that these edgy tards often look for when buying these compensators.

 

[AnOminous]

I love how obsessed with weapons and violence these testosterone fueled meat slabs are.

This is some genuine toxic masculinity going on.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

A kukri isn't a fucking machete you spastic fucking moron, it's it's own family of fucking knives made famous by the fucking Gurkha regiment of the British Army, those gentlemen are amazing people who hold strong views on degenerates like yourself.

If there is one group of people would be scared of its Gurkhas. They are crazy tough, dominate while using British castoffs, and are menacing despite their generally short stature.

They would fuck phil and greta up so hard.

 

[AnOminous]

If there is one group of people would be scared of its Gurkhas. They are crazy tough, dominate while using British castoffs, and are menacing despite their generally short stature.

The mere thought of pissing off Gurkhas makes me shit myself in fear.

 

[RJ MacReady]

If there is one group of people would be scared of its Gurkhas. They are crazy tough, dominate while using British castoffs, and are menacing despite their generally short stature.

They would fuck phil and greta up so hard.

Homeless shriveled-up crackheads are enough to make Phil shit himself in terror. Save the Gurkhas for more important things, like hunting ogres in the borderlands of Arizona.

 

[Positron]

Homeless shriveled-up crackheads are enough to make Phil shit himself in terror. Save the Gurkhas for more important things, like hunting ogres in the borderlands of Arizona.

I thought that is ICE's job?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Ya basta!" sounds like what a Scotsman would shout at Phil prior to headbutting him to death.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is it just me or are some of Phil's drawings disgustingly homoerotic. He looks like he is giving that knife a hand job.

 

[Ray Streip]

Is it just me or are some of Phil's drawings disgustingly homoerotic. He looks like he is giving that knife a hand job.

Explains why the knife is ejaculating everywhere in the drawing, you might be onto something

 

[Ravenor]

If there is one group of people would be scared of its Gurkhas. They are crazy tough, dominate while using British castoffs, and are menacing despite their generally short stature.

They would fuck phil and greta up so hard.

The mere thought of pissing off Gurkhas makes me shit myself in fear.

They are genuinely nice people as well, I've seen and read quite a lot about them but my god those guy's are insane when you anger them.

 

[Yhwach]

But Phil. I thought you'd bought a gun. Why do you need all the knives? The knives won't do you any good if the Evil Kiwi Agents of Evil have guns. I thought you had your own gun. Where's your gun?

Phil's obviously taken lessons in CQC from the legendary Big Boss.

 

[Club Sandwich]

spring-assisted knives

are generally a misdemeanor possession in california, although can be charged as a felony depending on circumstances. i was under the impression Greta and company were trying to move here?

reference: https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN&sectionNum=21510.

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?sectionNum=17235.&lawCode=PEN

Seems a lot of police officers look down on auto-knives or balisongs.

indeed, although it's more that some types of knives are more commonly found as cheap gang affiliation accessories (to look cool) than as an actual weapon. additionally vests aren't great at stopping knives and a concealed knife that has some sort of design to aid in quick deployment isn't something you want to encounter as a police officer. my 2 cents on it.

 

[Ravenor]

indeed, although it's more that some types of knives are more commonly found as cheap gang affiliation accessories (to look cool) than as an actual weapon. additionally vests aren't great at stopping knives and a concealed knife that has some sort of design to aid in quick deployment isn't something you want to encounter as a police officer. my 2 cents on it.

There is two types of vests, Ballistic and Stab Resistant, in the USA from what I understand they are more concerned with bullets so they chose the Ballistic vests whilst here in the UK we are more concerned with knives so we chose the stab resistant vests.

Both vests are not proof agents either, as a powerful enough bullet will laugh at a BPV and a lot of knives will go through Stab Vests - something like a punch dagger will just eat a vest for breakfast and are only really designed as a last line of defence.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Spoiler: off-topic

There is two types of vests, Ballistic and Stab Resistant, in the USA from what I understand they are more concerned with bullets so they chose the Ballistic vests whilst here in the UK we are more concerned with knives so we chose the stab resistant vests.

Both vests are not proof agents either, as a powerful enough bullet will laugh at a BPV and a lot of knives will go through Stab Vests - something like a punch dagger will just eat a vest for breakfast and are only really designed as a last line of defence.

i was aware stab vests existed, although i didn't know they were in widespread use anywhere, interesting! and indeed, bullet resistant vests (how they are termed here) are defined and rated at various levels (NIJ Standard–0101.06 if you're curious) - does a "knife" standard also exist? one of the issues with knives and bullet resistant vests is a difference in design, hence the inclusion in some modern armor of SAPI plates and sometimes scales, mesh, or maille to help defend against cutting/stabbing.

 

[Curt Sibling]

That's some great art from the tuber. And the only thing Phil can kill is a busload of people's noses.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Not that he's ever going to go cycling, but IIRC spring-assisted knives, while not necessarily illegal in Oregon, have a tendency to get you funny looks from law enforcement. If they find out you have a history of violence/crime and catch you carrying one they'll find a reason to cuff you. Seems a lot of police officers look down on auto-knives or balisongs.

Something something something Phil punched his own mother

 

[Ravenor]

Spoiler: off-topic

i was aware stab vests existed, although i didn't know they were in widespread use anywhere, interesting! and indeed, bullet resistant vests (how they are termed here) are defined and rated at various levels (NIJ Standard–0101.06 if you're curious) - does a "knife" standard also exist? one of the issues with knives and bullet resistant vests is a difference in design, hence the inclusion in some modern armor of SAPI plates and sometimes scales, mesh, or maille to help defend against cutting/stabbing.

Spoiler: OT

Yep there is a standard but the name escapes me at the moment, the construction is important however the physics involved in defending against knife / bullets is different and that shows in the development of the designs, Some of the new developments in creating hybrid designs is amazing but it's still not quite there yet the last time I did any serious investigation into it there was a fabric getting trialed that was a mix of micro steel mesh and polymer weave with a thixotropic gel coating that essentially clogs up the blade channel and also provides shock padding for the higher velocity impacts of bullets.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The best part of that original post is that he tags literally a dozen people and I recognize every single last name from the Rat King threads.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

it's traced.

Spoiler: original

Wyświetl załącznik 179943

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...ce-jeleren-just-some-stuff-from-my-sketchbook

archive of original post because archiving Phil's blog directly is a clusterfuck.

edit: i like that he'll translate simple words like "y" and "de" but not full sentences like "solidaridad con Isabel contra Kiwi Farms."

Somebody who knows that artist's language should really alert the artist about this. We joke about "original content do not steal" but this would be an actual legitimate case of that...

 

[Frenda]

Somebody who knows that artist's language should really alert the artist about this. We joke about "original content do not steal" but this would be an actual legitimate case of that...

usually i'd be all for it, but the artist actually says in the caption that they drew some of those pictures for Phil - God knows why - and i feel like if you draw anything for Phil unironically you automatically accept that it will likely be traced and used for artistic lol jk i mean autistic purposes.

seeing Phil chimp out about transmisogyny because an artist on the internet told him not to trace their shit would be pretty hilarious though.