DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

DSP mentioned this. He definitely reads the forum. Hey faggot, kys!

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This faggot is using plastic utensils with his paper plates. Jesus christ. I use paper plates myself, but the god damn utensils are all metal since plastic is bad for the environment.

 

[theneedforsneed]

Phil's shock mount just "stripped itself" so he can't screw it onto the boom arm. Shock mount company is a detractor using self-stripping threads

 

[Hostile Takeover]

So when do we get “This is How You Don’t Own Da Meme”?

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Plastic spoon dox phonebooked (Sorry king janny), pretty sure these are it considering he shops at Costco.

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature-cutlery-clear-360-count.product.100116723.html

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That's not someone good with women. It's someone empty who drains the few women who can stand to be with them.

All of that is true, but the fact remains:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

By no means was Kat ever a catch, obviously now she's not. But, Phil got in there at warp speed and locked her down. He also cucked Subaru Jeff who amogs Phil to hell and back.

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.

 

[Balr0g]

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.

No you stupid idiot I didn't buy a woman. I just showed her my statue collection

 

[PenskeMaterial]

What a pre-schtream. Non-stop mispronunciations and his mic arm came undone.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

All of that is true, but the fact remains:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

By no means was Kat ever a catch, obviously now she's not. But, Phil got in there at warp speed and locked her down. He also cucked Subaru Jeff who amogs Phil to hell and back.

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.

It's easy to get women of questionable morality if you offer to pay their way. Phil could never get a woman who respects herself. He has no business handing out dating advice.

his mic arm came undone.

Droopy mic arms and droopier moobs.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He does read his thread. He mention shit like “A-logging” even thought almost no one outside here say it.

I believe he picked that up from Kino Casino.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The droopy mic arm symbolizes his erectile dysfunction.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

The Tech Support Chill Podcast is so fun that it can even make the mic sleep

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the spoon/KingBeBitch rant

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QsuOCKjWeTU

This is still my favorite meerkat stream. What a fucking incredible rant. Genuinely seething.

 

[Iron Father]

This faggot is using plastic utensils with his paper plates. Jesus christ. I use paper plates myself, but the god damn utensils are all metal since plastic is bad for the environment.

What gets me is you just know he doesn't wash the plastic utensils they send him with the food. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Was browsing Steam and noticed Dark Souls is 50% off. Phil paid full price for it less than a month ago.

Money well spent, huh?

 

[Iron Father]

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

Some dumb jobless white trash teenager with fucked up teeth isn't out of DSP's league just because she had a sexdrive and wasn't fat. He was making insane money at that time, had his own house and vehicle too.

Glad Leanna got out but let's be reasonable here.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Was browsing Steam and noticed Dark Souls is 50% off. Phil paid full price for it less than a month ago.

Money well spent, huh?

To be fair, Phil saving another 50% on one game is small potatoes relative to the absolutely insane spending he’s done in the last few months. It’s like saying “damn, bro drowned yesterday in the lake behind his house. Bet he wished I pulled that bucket of water out of it before he went swimming huh?”

I only recently have gotten into a position to be able to save money. I never spent recklessly before, nor have I now since I have money to play with. I literally can’t fathom being as fucking dented with cash as DSP. Nigger treats his velcro wallets like an infinite money glitch that will never go away. He is both legitimately addicted to spending to fill the voids of fulfillment in his life, and has become totally desensitized to the idea of even thinking about a budget.

As always, DSP is his own biggest detractor, and thats ESPECIALLY true in regards to his money management. I am also of the opinion that he put a ton of shit on predatory payment plans last year, and that times might be getting quite a bit tighter soon.

I for one am excited about it.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

Revisionist history. People might think this because all you see of Leanna today are pictures of her cleavage and pictures have no sound. Literally no one thought this back then.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The Tech Support Chill Podcast is so fun that it can even make the mic sleep

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lmao, the one thing of his shitty streams that actually worked before was his audio and he ruined it by buying useless shit and a mic that sounds worse than what he had before

 

[Jose Cuervo]

To be fair, Phil saving another 50% on one game is small potatoes relative to the absolutely insane spending he’s done in the last few months. It’s like saying “damn, bro drowned yesterday in the lake behind his house. Bet he wished I pulled that bucket of water out of it before he went swimming huh?”

You’re absolutely right. I just wanted to point out that something so mundane as not actively choosing to save a few bucks shows his whole philosophy on money. We’re talking about someone that didn’t know what a ‘rainy day fund’ meant, after all.

 

[Pickle Man]

The Tech Support Chill Podcast is so fun that it can even make the mic sleep

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I like how there a couple second delay to him reacting to the mic falling down. Even irl, the cannon brother are fucking with him.

 

[johnkimble123]

Just for fun, watched a bit of the latest Street Fighter Memology video. Phil gets hit, cries "Why did I get hit?!" and you can see the message "counter hit" pop up. Never change Phil. For someone who has been playing Fighting games for an eternity, Phil always manages to astound me with his sheer incompetence mixed with stubbornness.

It's funny how he won't acknowledge how much he just smashes the fight stick, so much so that he's hit the start button way more times than you ever should.
For context, the big rectangle would replicate start, and his inputs are so sloppy he regularly hits it:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

Think about anybody you knew at 18 and throw a decision at them that they made at that age say 5 years later. You will usually get a "wtf was I thinking" response. Leanna was annoying as can be back then and I don't see how Phil could date somebody that much younger without the goal of ever fucking, but he did. Absent of that, the fact that he was trying to turn somebody 10 years younger than him into a house wife is beyond weird.