💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

Just blame it on drugs or whatever but Imholte should take all Nick´s "power" and claim the faggotry.

Aaron just has to point out he's not the kind of faggot without the courtesy to give a man a reacharound when he's fucking him in the ass. So some got on his hand.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

For real, I can't count how many times I started typing a reply and realized I was on the wrong thread and was meant to be on the thread for the other Nig. Both Nig's have so many points of overlap, I'll start responding to a comment and be several sentences deep before I realize I am addressing the wrong Nig.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

My assumption with Nick is that he isn’t talking about Aaron eating out April, but that he likes “cooking” so much that he took out a recipe from Natural Harvest (gay cookbook for using sperm, I would believe Nick got it as a “joke”) and fed people his Navy.

 

[RotPockets]

What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

“Cum Dumpster” due to living in filth and loving cum.

 

[Desktop User2]

The four of them were sleeping in the same bed

That´s the biggest tell... you can fuck around, swing or whatever without the homosexual sex but sleeping together is a big tell of intimacy and pretty unusual. Not to mention how they behaved around each other, getting pretty graphical and, Nick specially, physical.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nicholas Rekieta, married father of five, does not think that non-reproductive sex is for mutual pleasure shared by a married couple. He thinks it's about owning another person and marking his territory.

You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Think @T ANON might need a ban. Coming in here throwing out black hats everywhere with a profile picture of a troon.

Get help bro.

Caring about stickers?

Hey, bro, there's better ways to come out of the closet, faggot,

 

[Swiss46]

It's actually kind of sad if you think about it, Aaron eating Nick's cum was the one thing his heart desired and all he needed, but he threw it away for April and Kayla. Now he has to live as an unhappy faggot while his lover moves on, unable to admit to himself how he truly feels. I believe what I'm getting at is there's some Greek Tragedy in this cum eating story.

 

[parsnip]

You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.

I think that's part of what makes Nick seethe so much. I get the feeling Aaron may have the capacity to be genuinely kind, and was to Kayla. After years of dealing with Nick I'm sure she got attached to Aaron.

 

[Niggernerd]

We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Funny AND Weird

 

[Trans Randy]

We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, 2024 was really defined by the Nicks trying their absolute best to give the Joshes a run for their money.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, 2024 was really defined by the Nicks trying their absolute best to give the Joshes a run for their money.

Who's the other Josh?

 

[200MB]

What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

You reminded me, I made a bunch of these over a year ago.
Back then they were mostly a joke, but he's really put in work to live up to the shitpost.

Spoiler: alternates

EDIT: transparent version

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Who’d have thought the last 20 pages of this thread would devolve into discussion of cum eating men?

Rackets just keeps on giving.

 

[not william stenchever]

“Cum Dumpster” due to living in filth and loving cum.

Nick's self declared moniker CHAOS stands for Cum in Her Ass; Orally Sucked.

 

[Long Time Caller]

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

Sure, if everyone else in the polycule is a woman, but that's normally called a harem.

 

[MooseMuha]

Nick is currently superchatting in @bedabbler on YouTube.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sure, if everyone else in the polycule is a woman, but that's normally called a harem.

Nick would love to compare himself to Genghis Khan but even that's a bridge to far for him. He has no steppe warrior horde, he has only 1-2 bitches, and he is not an enjoyer of kitty companionship. It's a worrisome possibility that he would compare himself to Mohammed, though.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick is currently superchatting in @bedabbler on YouTube.

He's not on the live chat members list anymore.