💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Air support powiedział(a):
KC inflating view count is a reasonable observation but I think above all they care about pleasing their paypigs over actual viewers/popularity. As much as AF and fuentes are lolcows I still feel like enough/to many people still take them seriously I wouldn't consider it punching down.
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Buddy Jimmy kimmel is shitting on fuentes on national tv. nobody but his army of sussy groomed 15 year olds take nick seriously.
 
so what happened to ralphs last ride? they are still going back and fourth with him on the show and now apparently for warskis birthday stream tomorrow they are doing an extended segment on the gunt when they literally said they aren't going to talk about him anymore. Also whats the point of taking 2 weeks off before your birthday and then doing a whole stream on ralph ON YOUR BIRTHDAY that's actually sad that's crazy ex girlfriend energy. HEY ANDY WHY DONT YOU BE A NORMAL FUCKING GUY AND GO OUT TO THE BAR FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND HAVE A BEER.
 
Early observations

1) Major ear rape, terrible sound quality, especially from Ashton
2) Andy asserts sobriety, making my prediction false
3) Ashton has been playing with the pencil in his right hand, holding it as one would hold to use a pencil rather than what he was doing earlier in his left hand, holding it like a cig. Is Ashton ambidextrous? Writing and smoking are both dominant hand activities. I am still stumped at the fact that while his mind was on autopilot, he held the pencil in his left hand between his middle and ring fingers. Nobody smokes like that and there is no reason to hold any object between those two fingers for any reason. Even his bizarre tics don't explain this.

Added in edit: I compared this to some of the footage from the 4th "Behind the Stutter" vid from 2021, where he is doing various dominant hand activities in his left hand while holding a pencil in his right. I am all but convinced he is ambidextrous.

4) Claims DSP gifted him Yeezy sneakers, which seems expensive for a DSP gift and HOW DOES PHIL KNOW ASHTON'S SHOE SIZE?
 
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Rick Nekieta powiedział(a):
Nobody smokes like that and there is no reason to hold any object between those two fingers for any reason. Even his bizarre tics don't explain this.
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Nigga, it's just a fat fag smoking and twirling a pencil. Most of the male population dual wields cigs and beer without any issue too. Calm your autism.
 
Destiny's_Quasi_Phallus powiedział(a):
Also whats the point of taking 2 weeks off before your birthday and then doing a whole stream on ralph ON YOUR BIRTHDAY that's actually sad that's crazy ex girlfriend energy.
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That's more like major grifter energy. Tardski's paypiggies were already going to support him for parasocial reasons, but coupling that by advertising a hyped show should in theory bring in more viewers who are willing to pay either just for that Ralph content and/or to get a guaranteed dopamine hit from a (presumedly) happy Tardski reading out well wishes.
 
Show already derailed to watch an ancient Kekistan retrospective video that nobody cares about because they wanted to see if they could get 50 subs to watch it, then 2 paypigs (Djray1967 and some other guy I forget the name of) actually did it, then they tried to weasil their way out of it but their chat demanded they not scam so they're actually doing it. It's an 18 mintue video so this will likely take up a significant chunk of the show and push back their intended topics to the next stream.
 
SuffahWhorse powiedział(a):
Show already derailed to watch an ancient Kekistan retrospective video that nobody cares about because they wanted to see if they could get 50 subs to watch it, then 2 paypigs (Djray1967 and some other guy I forget the name of) actually did it, then they tried to weasil their way out of it but their chat demanded they not scam so they're actually doing it. It's an 18 mintue video so this will likely take up a significant chunk of the show and push back their intended topics to the next stream.
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They just skipped about 2/3rds of the video to get to the punchline. They just waited for their audience's six minute memory to expire before cutting the corners.
 
PPP: "When I worked door-to-door selling water-filters we had a punishment where the guy who sold the least that week had to go door-to-door wearing a dress"
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I tortured myself for 5 minutes for the shake of giving a review for the thread. Without further ado:

1) TARDSKI IS FUCKING INCOHERENT, HOLY SHIT MUTE THIS PERSON. HE LITERALLY ADDS NOTHING BUT: YES, YEA, MIRROR A WORD ASSTON SAID RECENTLY, CLAP, WOOOOOOAH
2) ASSTON IS MOANING FOR SOME FUCKING REASON WHILE HE IS SPEAKING ITS LIKE HE IS TRYING TO FORCE HIS WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND HE CONSTANTLY SOUNDS LIKE HE IS CONSTIPATED
3) THEY ARE SAYING WORDS BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEY AREN'T REALLY SAYING ANYTHING, THEIR COMMENTARY IS NON EXISTENT. THERE IS NO HOT TAKES, NOT EVEN LUKEWARM TAKES, THERE IS SHIVER ME TIMBERS NON TAKES.
4) CAN SOMEONE WITH BRAIN DAMAGE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THE APPEAL OF THE SHOW. IF I WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT THAT DUMB TROON BOWBLAX I'D WATCH LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE EVEN DEORIO. EVEN THAT FAT UNFUNNY FAGGOT THAT FAKE LAUGHS EVERY 3 MINUTES IS MORE COHERENT WITH MORE COMMENTARY THAN 0 COMMENTARY.
5) ALSO WHO THE FUCK CARES. WHAT ARE THESE TOPICS. NOTHING NEW HERE, EVERYTHING IS OLD BECAUSE THEY ARE HIDING FROM THEIR NUMEROUS PEDO SCANDALS.
6) TARDSKI PRONOUNCING BOWBLAX.
7) TARDSKI LIVESTREAMED CP
 
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