💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Bummer]

I think that's just a straight up battery failure. Compare to this video of a lithium ion battery eating a dick

https://youtu.be/LjDxK1VOUNI

All the sparking discharge and weird colors from different metals burning seems to check out.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I sense a stochastic terrorism based on everyone in the mainstream media saying Elon is an unelected dictator.

 

[fake farts]

Surveilance footage of when the Cybertruck blew up

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The New Year starts off with a bang, literally. Good omens for a very Julay worthy year.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Is this what the whole Project 2025 was about?

 

[neger psykolog]

1 killed 7 injured (the driver was supposedly in it)
ABC: “Tesla Cybertruck had a load of fireworks-style mortars onboard.”

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1874556315319877964

Sorry there is no way this wasn't a preplanned attack and political statement. Especially since it's parked right under the trump logo.

 

[messiah complex]

2025 is looking to be a good year

 

[celebrityskin]

Looks like something out of a Lady Gaga music vid

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

That's weird.

They do know that if Trump and Elon are aware of the subversion attempts to drive them apart, that even shit like this won't work.

Right?

 

[parody]

I'm sure that cybertruck was stolen. No way anybody in their right mind would buy one just to blow it up. If it was stolen, whoever did that part did the owner a favor. I see a couple of these where I live and my God, it just marks the owner out as a complete and utter twat.

Either that or it's an op. But I do think the video we're seeing could very likely be fake. It looks exactly like an AI generated video.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Oxyjen]

I think that's just a straight up battery failure. Compare to this video of a lithium ion battery eating a dick

https://youtu.be/LjDxK1VOUNI

All the sparking discharge and weird colors from different metals burning seems to check out.

It’s fireworks and mortars in the truck bed.

 

[Mister Fister]

SAAR, #1 Hindu Engineering!

 

[Something Awful]

Imagine if the Tesla AI Robots exploded instead

There are no Tesla AI robots. The Tesla Optimus robot has been controlled by humans in all presentations, and it's something Elon Musk came up with during a ketamine/gooning sesh to keep TSLA valuation from collapsing before he gains enough political power that it doesn't matter.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Maybe 2025 is the year god has returned to chucking lightning bolts down at us.

 

[Nobunaga]

That was pretty a pretty epic explosion, only the best and brightest can create such a spectacle!

Let me tell you something, folks. The United States, we make the best car bombs. The best. Nobody does it better than us, okay? Not China, not Mexico—believe me, they can’t even come close. China tries, but their stuff? It’s junk. Total disaster. And Mexico? Forget about it. They don’t have what it takes, folks. But here in the U.S.? We’ve got the technology, the know-how, the talent—amazing talent. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s American-made, and you know what that means? Quality. Perfection. Nobody beats us, folks. Nobody.

 

[Banana Nut Muffin]

That's weird.

They do know that if Trump and Elon are aware of the subversion attempts to drive them apart, that even shit like this won't work.

Right?

I have a weird suspicion that it wasn't supposed to go off just yet until certain people hopped in...

 

[IglyUglyOh]

That's weird.

They do know that if Trump and Elon are aware of the subversion attempts to drive them apart, that even shit like this won't work.

Right?

‘Subversion attempt’ Trump doesn’t share attention. Trump will kneecap his own family members, he’s got no time for a random migrant from SA.

Trump will find a way to revoke Elons citizenship and deport him if he has to.

Are you kidding me?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Sources are saying they recovered a body from inside the cybertruck itself, so yeah, definitely a deliberate explosion imo. And they clearly had some fireworks in there too.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

1 killed 7 injured (the driver was supposedly in it)
ABC: “Tesla Cybertruck had a load of fireworks-style mortars onboard.”

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1874556315319877964

Sorry there is no way this wasn't a preplanned attack and political statement. Especially since it's parked right under the trump logo.

Well that explains why you can’t see the driver get out.

He was a suicide bomber.

I wonder if this really is related to the New Orleans attack, both used electric cars. That one was Islamic.