DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Brother Wind]

That we’ve come close to seeing, anyway. Every person who’s ever claimed to have interacted irl with Phil as an adult tells the same story: he’s as meek as a kitten. Hellen Keller could boss him around and shit on his chest and he wouldn’t say a word about it in any fashion where he thought he could get caught.

Nah, Phil is the kind of obstinate faggot who only kind of does something after you ask until the minute you break eye contact. Then it is right back to whatever shit

 

[LieLieFyre]

This whole thing with ICS feels like an extremely retarded attempt at 30 dimensional chess by Phil. Basically ICS/OISHE and Phil come up with a plan that has them faking a big blow up on stream, detractors are mouthdroolers so they could never see through the obvious bullshit and they invite him on all their shows and into their super secret tractor discords, ICS then reports back and Phil goes on a felting spree that makes the holocaust look like Sunday brunch between friends.

You would think people would learn that Phil viewers are all autistic fags not worth "accepting" into your circle after they get fucked by Phil. Not like they are gonna have anything worth while to leak. Like that diaper rat whatever his name was. Just tell the idiots to fuck off.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Imagine the most retarded thing that you could ever witness, and I guarantee that it will have a hard time beating whatever-the-fuck this is.

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Of course, several times he has to stare at himself in the data…

If someone watches this and doesn’t immediately think, “oh wow, gee, look at this fucking faggot” then I don’t know what to tell you.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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Wow, I totally didn't see this coming!

Like clockwork, I truly believe it's part of the dsp cycle, we get a similar dent rebellion every few months.

A dent rebels, suffers pigroach rage, tries joining detractor circles, is called a fag (cause they are), goes back kissing piglord's gouty foot.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

You would think people would learn that Phil viewers are all autistic fags not worth "accepting" into your circle after they get fucked by Phil. Not like they are gonna have anything worth while to leak. Like that diaper rat whatever his name was. Just tell the idiots to fuck off.

Yea, they are all hollow shells of people, with nothing intelligent/positive/funny to say. Any people saying funny things in DSP chat are the obvious sneak dissers/LARPers who don't give any money. If I was a detractor channel I would just ban the estrogen emotional flip-flopper dents on sight without even acknowledging their existence.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stolen from discord:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Of course, several times he has to stare at himself in the data…

If someone watches this and doesn’t immediately think, “oh wow, gee, look at this fucking faggot” then I don’t know what to tell you.

You do really have to wonder what normies think when they stumble upon Phil’s stream. Between this obvious retardation, the begging, the degenerates in his chat that play Stockholm Syndrome, etc. it’s no wonder he has to resort to grifting from Kinotards in order to keep his money going.

 

[Balr0g]

Just did a casual look at the sidescrollers interview and it is really interesting how times change. There are comments that are 4 months old going "The king stands tall" followed by newer comments "The Joon doc shines a new light on all the lies hes told". Guess the resurgence is as dead as his career and Ryan has his work cut out for him supporting a 42 year old brain dead manchild for the rest of his life. But we all make our own hell right? Phil's is just filled with RGB lights now and a stream posture that is simply dented

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just did a casual look at the sidescrollers interview and it is really interesting how times change. There are comments that are 4 months old going "The king stands tall" followed by newer comments "The Joon doc shines a new light on all the lies hes told". Guess the resurgence is as dead as his career and Ryan has his work cut out for him supporting a 42 year old brain dead manchild for the rest of his life. But we all make our own hell right? Phil's is just filled with RGB lights now and a stream posture that is simply dented

If only he embraced the memes and laughed at himself like Adam told him to. But I guess tissue paper ego wins out. At least we can have fun. And, it’s just a reminder of what Phil will look like in his motorized wheelchair once his stroke hits.

 

[Comma]

This but every time he begs his arms stretch longer.

"Now guys, we need to reach the goal tonight."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Anyone who has given DSP money even "ironically" or to insult him is irreversibly tainted and the dentractors who welcome the ones rebelling against Daddy Phil are retarded.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

"by the way do you hear the bass in my voice?"

No, you still sound like a valley girl faggot.

I've said it before but I usually don't get annoyed by a guy with a higher pitched voice, but DSP has a specific faggy way of speaking between the high pitch, valley girl, and some gay voice sprinkled in and it is the most annoying voice I have ever heard in my life. It is funny how clear it is that he is insecure about his voice too. He should be.

His uptalking is inexcusable. I’ve had Tevin restreams on as background noise recently and he seems to uptalk more during gameplay, maybe because he knows the gameplay viewers are the megadents who love being spoken to like that.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Some brilliant Phil edits lately, thanks for the laughs.

Since 'Hello Jew' was answered, could a kind kiwi tell me or link me to the original 'Ah lookout, a black woman!'?

ETA: Thank you!

 

[Oh Naggers]

Some brilliant Phil edits lately, thanks for the laughs.

Since 'Hello Jew' was answered, could a kind kiwi tell me or link me to the original 'Ah lookout, a black woman!'?

WARNING: links directly to DSPGaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-uWYHamEK4&t=1681

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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Wow, I totally didn't see this coming!

And he superchatted $99.99

I know this is said every week, but how much lower on the faggot scale can we go? Looking up we can't even see the barrel's top, that's how pathetically low we are right now.

If I had a shred of self-awareness here I'd kill myself if I was ICS.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If only he embraced the memes and laughed at himself like Adam told him to. But I guess tissue paper ego wins out. At least we can have fun. And, it’s just a reminder of what Phil will look like in his motorized wheelchair once his stroke hits.

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we need an animation with the laser shooting at detractors yelling 'exterminate!'

 

[Lord_Point]

Some brilliant Phil edits lately, thanks for the laughs.

Since 'Hello Jew' was answered, could a kind kiwi tell me or link me to the original 'Ah lookout, a black woman!'?

ETA: Thank you!

You see the very clever joke here was DSP saw a black woman on the screen, then said AH A BLACK WOMAN! Peak high effort transformative khantent.

 

[San Dimas High School]

You see the very clever joke here was DSP saw a black woman on the screen, then said AH A BLACK WOMAN! Peak high effort transformative khantent.

That was before the improvements though. This joke would be much better now that he's got some new computers, led lights, a new microphone, microphone boom, soundproofing foam, and mini computer desk.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You see the very clever joke here was DSP saw a black woman on the screen, then said AH A BLACK WOMAN! Peak high effort transformative khantent.

wasn't there also the public service announcement to watch your blackpack?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You see the very clever joke here was DSP saw a black woman on the screen, then said AH A BLACK WOMAN! Peak high effort transformative khantent.

But he’s not racist.
*black kid on screen*
“Oh right, boys. Gotta her her to the slave trade.”