Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[ScooterL]

just what in the heck Russ was taught in paralegal school

Dancing.

Thank you for an excuse to link to my favorite Russell video.

 

[Billy Bong]

When does the judge come back to respond? After 3 King's Day on January 6th?

 

[Bogliacci]

When does the judge come back to respond? After 3 King's Day on January 6th?

when the hangover from the bender he's going to have after reading Russ' last filing subsides

 

[BoomerPrime]

This mess really is the gift that keeps on giving, like mold, or cancer.

And AIDS. Copious amounts of AIDS.

There has to be an elaborate German word for the feeling you feel when “you get a call from a lawyer about another suit against your retard son but then realize he’s the one who brought the suit and got you involved.”

Slurpenfreud

 

[Billy Bong]

when the hangover from the bender he's going to have after reading Russ' last filing subsides

So we're talking Ides of March. Imagine coming back to that hot mess. Whew Lad!

 

[CEO of Gay]

Or fremdschämen.

Google translates this to "vicarious embarrassment." I think that neatly summarizes not just this lolsuit, but Greer's life in general.

 

[Billy Bong]

The Germans are very precise with their language.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Russ' filings are full of schadenlulz lately.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is what bad faith looks like:
Wyświetl załącznik 6792060
What does Rule 26(a) require, Mr Greer?
Wyświetl załącznik 6792066
What did you omit, Mr Greer?
Wyświetl załącznik 6792069
Right, the substance of what the witnesses bring to the case, which you didn't provide and which means you didn't "fully comply with Rule 26(a)." Surely Mr Hardin and the federal judge won't recognize your masterful ruse.

Alright, THAT is some bullshite, and I hope it gets brought up.

 

[Bogliacci]

Alright, THAT is some bullshite, and I hope it gets brought up.

It's hilarious how he rails that Hardin isn't allowed to go on a fishing expedition with his witnesses while doing that. Hilarious and infuriating,

 

[The Dude]

There has to be an elaborate German word for the feeling you feel when “you get a call from a lawyer about another suit against your retard son but then realize he’s the one who brought the suit and got you involved.”

Germans have very specific words.

I'm pretty sure that word is just "shame", but it isn't German. It's English.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

my favorite Russell video.

In hindsight this embarassment was the absolute peak of his miserable life.

 

[Maude Snew]

In hindsight this embarassment was the absolute peak of his miserable life.

Well if his goal was to make me feel like not dancing. My heart could take a chance but my two feet can't find a way.

 

[Poop Shoot]

In hindsight this embarassment was the absolute peak of his miserable life.

He thought he was so fucking cool that day.

It’s the evil farms fault he’s not famous.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

When does the judge come back to respond? After 3 King's Day on January 6th?

Whenever he feels like it.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Whenever he feels like it.

No, it's this Friday or else I file an Ex Parte Amicus Writ of Mandamus complete with a 200 page appendix of Hitler and Bane memes.

I'm going to include the Department of Agriculture and the National Dairy Farmers Association, because the milk must flow.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Whenever he feels like it.

It’s a good thing Russ is too dumb to realize that he should file a Motion to Compel the Judge to Get On With It and Award Him Damages Already.

 

[DHugo]

No, it's this Friday or else I file an Ex Parte Amicus Writ of Mandamus complete with a 200 page appendix of Hitler and Bane memes.

I'm going to include the Department of Agriculture and the National Dairy Farmers Association, because the milk must flow.

I mean at this point the judge might just read this rambling and decide to go down the Acerthorn lawsuit road and just pretend it doesn't exist. Imagine the headache trying to write a reply to this.

 

[Drunkensailor]

It’s a good thing Russ is too dumb to realize that he should file a Motion to Compel the Judge to Get On With It and Award Him Damages Already.

I was going to mention this earlier but did not want to give that pipsqueak any advice, in case he was scrolling his thread. We should drop it and hope it gets buried and he misses it.

 

[Bogliacci]

It’s a good thing Russ is too dumb to realize that he should file a Motion to Compel the Judge to Get On With It and Award Him Damages Already.

imagine we got phone calls of russ angrily gobbling at the clerk