🎨 Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Investigated for Murder Four Times

[Flaming_Barghast]

I posted some pics about it, roughly an year ago, along with redeeming your art to show you how it can be improved. @Flaming_Barghast and @DickMain regularly goes in depth with their criticisms

So, did you animate anything over the holidays? Because this is what I did
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Believe it or not I have no idea how to animate! It's the one class I didn't take.
Also gj! Looks a lot like an nch thing!
Have a white christmas? Ours was depressingly bare but snowed today for some reason.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Did I mention she's back to uploading videos we won't watch?

Spoiler: DA Uploads

Todays batch of shit:
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Christmas Eve angy
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and a DMCA threat. Festive.
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There's some cuttlefish guy who really hates her YT vids.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Emily is a lying liar who lies. "Every criticism of me and I'll do the opposite!"

Call her fat - She claims her response to this is to eat more to piss off the trolls. In reality, this really hurts her feelings. This is why she constantly tries to say she is "loosing" weight. That she's eating salad. That she's not fat because she doesn't have a belly, just fat rolls. That she's happy she's fat because she's sick of men constantly trying to have sex with her. That it's her mom's fault for feeding her junk food 20 years ago. Emily is 400lbs and it's her own fault. She eats junk because she's a retard and has no self control.

Call her art bad - She claims her response to this is to draw poorly on purpose. Ha! Emily is horrible at art and will never improve. She blames everyone else for this fact. She says Pigeon gaslit her so bad that she forgot how to draw. She claims she's a beginner who has only been drawing for 28 years. It's not her fault she is shit at art and has to resort to stealing. It's everyone else's fault! It's because she doesn't have a professional setup. It's because she doesn't have the most expensive tablet. It's because everyone else is jealous.

Sorry, Downey Emmy. Your lies only work on people who are dumber than you. You have no power here.

 

[CallmeCicada]

she's sick of men constantly trying to have sex with her.

It's a good thing I wasn't around to see her say this, because id be dead from laughing. I know their some guys who are so down bad that they rival Indians. But constantly. C'mon.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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It's a good thing I wasn't around to see her say this, because id be dead from laughing. I know their some guys who are so down bad that they rival Indians. But constantly. C'mon.

I'D RATHER NOT BE PRETTY BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO PRETTY GIRLS GET HARASSED FOR SEX ALL THE TIME,

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CARRY A TASER AROUND TOWN BECAUSE MEN HIT ON ME

 

[Count Grishnackh]

@SamanthaPrater , since you have been exposed as an art thief on YT, you may want to cancel your channel. May I suggest creating a new one called #arttheftisreal #therealartthief?

 

[CallmeCicada]

@Sparkletor 2.0 tryin' keel me!

lmao

 

[Man In A Dress]

How much do you want to bet she had to take another trip to the emergency department and is strapped to a gurney right now?
Y'know based on those dates, there must be multiple instances where she has been screaming at a doctor or nurses that we keep talking about her and her art theft.
I wonder if she explained the dead kittens or Kirstin?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

How much do you want to bet she had to take another trip to the emergency department and is strapped to a gurney right now?

 

[biggacracka]

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I thought it was a bad jedi cosplay at first LMAO

Edit:
The first Hutt jedi

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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@Sparkletor 2.0 tryin' keel me!
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lmao

Here's some more of Emily's greatest hits...

then stop claiming shit happened when it actually didn't. the cucumber story is false.

Firstly; stop calling me "Cucumber princess." it really doesn't bother me.
veggies are often used in that manner.
it's been proven.

it's even mentioned on Quora.
I also was young and experimenting, how dare you blame me for trying ? and you wonder why I won't get sexually active?

it's actually very common.

and VERY MUCH recommended for safe use.

there's an entire section of cucumber masturbation videos even on sites like Pornhub.

( also if you say you don't watch porn your lying. )

there's a TONE of websites featuring this manner.

so no, your "Cucumber Princess." Title is not an insult.

A cucumber is a common item people use for penetrative play. Via Scarleteen.

so; no, your "Insult " isn't even an Insult.

it's not a sexual fantasy, Cat / Gaea and them keep calling me cucumber princess so I am telling them it's not an insult. I did a few ... sexual videos when I was around Eighteen years old; they got out, and they found them. since then they've been bullying me for experimenting sexually which is not cool at all.

Think about that. Somewhere out there videos exist of this event. Truly the most regal and beautiful Disney princess. Emily the Cucumber Princess.

 

[Pedophobe]

"around" eighteen years old

Her mother was right to make her play in traffic.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

There's been a truckload of Tumblr ranting and raving, but it's been a very long day and I'm tired so I'll get around to uploading that nonsense tomorrow. For now, Samnation returns from hiatus; Emily noticed that a certain someone had commented on one of the two recent videos covering her nonsense and to say she did not take it will would be an understatement.

Spoiler

 

[NerdShamer]

Have a white christmas? Ours was depressingly bare but snowed today for some reason.

It never snows, where I live. Usually it just rains with the slight chance for hail

Oh, and I see that the jigglebeast spent her day trying to get banned off of YouTube. That's pretty productive, since that'll also erase her last wave of art proof videos

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Y'all do realize it is illegal for companies to put out full addresses etc online under your credit card information, correct? also finding zephyrs name would be like finding a needle in a heystack, you do realize how many people have the same first and last name and middle initial in some cases?

you are lying about me.

now you look ridiculous.

cope and seethe.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Y'all do realize it is illegal for companies to put out full addresses etc online under your credit card information, correct? also finding zephyrs name would be like finding a needle in a heystack, you do realize how many people have the same first and last name and middle initial in some cases?

you are lying about me.

now you look ridiculous.

cope and seethe.

>illegal for companies
Bitch who do you think releases and sells your info in a fucking yellow pages?
Christ alive this is the dumbest take yet.

 

[NerdShamer]

cope and seethe

I'd rather sneed than listen to you talk about your ex that you met at Chuck's

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Y'all do realize it is illegal for companies to put out full addresses etc online under your credit card information, correct? also finding zephyrs name would be like finding a needle in a heystack, you do realize how many people have the same first and last name and middle initial in some cases?

you are lying about me.

now you look ridiculous.

cope and seethe.

It's that time of night where the retard wakes up and we all shit on her and her shitty art. I'm currently waiting for a video that's been posted here 15 times already is posted yet again by the retard. If it makes you feel better, you're my favorite person to shit on. Unlike Zoella, I hold no soft spot for you

 

[CallmeCicada]

I thought it was a bad jedi cosplay at first LMAO

Edit:
The first Hutt jedi
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No sir, your reality is the funnier timeline and I choose it over the lack of objective truth. You caught me off guard. Bravo. I like how your mind works. Now I am imagine her in the training room with the younglings because she got left back in Jedi school.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

No sir, your reality is the funnier timeline and I choose it over the lack of objective truth. You caught me off guard. Bravo. I like how your mind works. Now I am imagine her in the training room with the younglings because she got left back in Jedi school.
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To the other younglings
"stop stealing my lightsaber color"
"no I didn't stick the lightsaber handle in my puss. I was trolling. Gotcha"
"I didn't kill any ewoks even though I said I did"
"I'm going to ignore and block any other padawan that doesn't agree with what I say"
"I didn't steal Mace Windu's style of lightsaber combat. Here's video proof of literally nothing"

Please someone with more knowledge on this lolcow make a better starwars parady than I. LOL. Shit would be way too funny