💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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niggers powiedział(a):
honestly that'd probably be best for him. throw away the laptop, get rid of the smartphone, live an internet free life. sure, the whole world knows he's a sick, sick little man, but it's not like he has a job or social group where people can harass him. the only way he'll ever know that we're all laughing at him is if he specifically seeks it out.
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But then who would give him attention, validate his klurfgender, heal his poor hurt feefees, and restore his heart level to 100%?

A ton of lolcows' problems could be solved if they just logged off the Internet for about five years. But they don't do it because when it comes down to it they really, really, really love and need the attention. If Chris-Chan stopped posting online, apart from the dumbass weens who do drive-bys there would be very little discussion anymore - there's already reduced content from him since mostly all he does now is sporadically post on Facebook. Pixyteri used to be pretty infamous but she's stopped online activity so her thread is dead.

I don't think Shmorky can just disconnect himself so easily. Narcissists need people to hold up their egos or they implode. He'll be back with tales of ableism and racism and transphobia and witch hunting and conspiracy against him. With new drawings of those fucking Klurfs.
 
We new to make an album about Shmorky
Klerf Grips - Diaperless Shit
Daveiohead - Toss The Computer
In The Bathroom of The Porcelain King

or maybe it should be a sound collage, like buyers market
 
Lurkette powiedział(a):
oh god it all clicked together
the yarn wig
the voice
he is transmogrifying himself into a klurf
i know people said it before but in my naive innocence i had thought it hyperbole but no he honestly thinks klurfs are sexy and wants to be one
what the fuck
who the fuck
how the fuvk
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Explains the incredibly disturbing klurf porn that only he could jack off to. The puzzle's been solved.
 
Jewelsmakerguy powiedział(a):
Almost two weeks at this point.

Maybe the failed suicide did a number this time.
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Is there confirmation that he even attempted suicide? Not sure how his hick area works in regards to metal health, but could have just been sent to the hospital for being a danger to himself for his BS threats and they're keeping him under an involuntary psych hold.
 
AmmanNutty powiedział(a):
Is there confirmation that he even attempted suicide? Not sure how his hick area works in regards to metal health, but could have just been sent to the hospital for being a danger to himself for his BS threats and they're keeping him under an involuntary psych hold.
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Theory. He was under 72 hour hold for crybaby suicide attempts. Now under indefinite hold after a brave :ween: linked his doctor to this thread.
 
The soiled diapers of the troon
Are buried in toilet paper.
I read a thread, opinions change
The klurfening's begun.
The purple klurf pees in his 'loons,
The schizo loudly screech;
Three goons argue in autistic tongue,
For the bathroom of the porcelain king.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia powiedział(a):
I don't think Shmorky can just disconnect himself so easily. Narcissists need people to hold up their egos or they implode. He'll be back with tales of ableism and racism and transphobia and witch hunting and conspiracy against him. With new drawings of those fucking Klurfs.
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Nah I'm sure Shmork would grow as an artist:

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TheJoe powiedział(a):
How many personas has Shmorky pooed out in these two weeks?
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I don't think there's any other confirmed ones outside of Sandypants/Peaches, unless I'm forgetting something.

There was this one white knight in the Shmork thread on SA that was possibly him, but people seemed pretty split on it and we never really got a definitive answer.

All the other people accused of being Shmorky socks were false alarms.

niggers powiedział(a):
is there any proof that dave is still there?

he could've just gone to ground after getting sucker punched by every website on the internet. he built this whole fictional life for himself, he could just dip out after his pathological lying got exposed.

honestly that'd probably be best for him. throw away the laptop, get rid of the smartphone, live an internet free life. sure, the whole world knows he's a sick, sick little man, but it's not like he has a job or social group where people can harass him. the only way he'll ever know that we're all laughing at him is if he specifically seeks it out.
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There was a white knight on SA a while back that some people think was Shmorky.

Outside of that, the only verifiable signs of him have been some activity on F-list, the voicemail to Soliloqueef, and the Patreon updates with the hospital doodles.
 
Anustart powiedział(a):
Helldump was pretty hilarious back in the day. They knew how to turn on their own like no one else.
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Cannibalism is the most important tenant of troll culture. When it abandons this it become weak, like current SA. Here at KF, anyone could be the next meal. Even @Null would be relentlessly devoured if it were revealed that he was a diaper fetishist furry pedophile. These are the ways of our tribe.

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Curt Sibling powiedział(a):
Curious to know...
Was Something Awful's userbase always as bad as now, or did they just turn to shit with the rise of the SocialJustUs crowd?
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A decade ago, you would be banned for bringing up Davebunny, because any and all mentions of it were "unfunny" and it didn't cast a good light on a mod, which rustled all the other mods as well.
Today, you get banned for bringing up Smorky pedo diaper rp because it's"transmisogynistic" and it doesn't cast a good light on a former mod, which still rustles all the other mods.

So yeah, it's always been shit, just with slightly different flavors.
 
You may have thought that I am a balding, doughy, sweaty internet man, but in fact I am an androgynous female being. I wonder what it is like to have a penis, as I have never had this experience? Ah, to be young again, which for me was being a girl, as that is what I am. Curse these confounded woman breasts! Curse my voice which was always like this for my entire life, which, by the way, has been approximately 34 years long!
 
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