DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Not to moralfag here but DSP using rhetoric like "tis the season for giving" and hardcore begging has (so far) raised over $700 for his own pockets while devouring slop food like a ghetto mukbanger.

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Meanwhile Almighty_Tevin has raised over $5000 for charity, and has done so for years without ever bragging.

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But detractors are the ones who, if "Thanos snapped" out of existence, would make the world better according to DSP.

"Look what happened because of Tevin and his shit head fanbase. You are eventually gonna pay for what you're doing" = DarksyDephil to Tervin

 

[Iron Father]

Ah yes. Bizarro world Santa Claus where you give him gifts. Snorta Claus?

Well after all the cholesterol this stream from the sloppy pajeet pizza, Phil better get some squats in!



Edit: He's turned Santa into a degenerate just so he can survive the game without Khet doing domestic violence against him.

Stream rn:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just like I thought, he is just shitting on this game just for the sake of shitting on it by ignoring every tutorial and saying that it's poorly explained, "a modern game" (I thought that's a good thing in DSPland) and generic. All just to prove a point to his dents that they shouldn't ask him to play specific games anymore.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

New episode of Familia DSP

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Every "marathon" he does is worse than the last. Who the fuck does a special event and the first half is just looking at a game schedule and eating pizza. I get that he is just trying to waste time, but at some point it feels like you are just trying to run out the clock on your life. Might as well speed it up and make the next goal the suicide stream. (IDK where I got this pic from so credit to whoever made it)

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Not only tryin to run his own clock out, but everyone elses.
It's probably the most easy to take breaks from him now once you realize how obvious it has been recently.

He has micromanaged his whole streams to waste as much fuckin' time as possible and he does not care if he's wasting yours either. Even the marathon events have upped in volume with the Begging and Breaks. It is so fuckin' absurd.

I don't even care about the gameplay anymore because the prestreams just drain you of all your semen that you don't even care anymore. Then you happen to catch gameplay maybe because it's a game you care about? More time wasting somehow there.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I think it's hilarious how he acts completely normal even though he's been openly drinking on stream. Almost like he gets drunk every night? Zero difference in speech/behavior.

Fun fact: I've had way too many problems with drinking in my life, so I'm speaking from experience.

I laugh when I see people say, "Phil's faking drinking, it's Pepsi, or it's water". Dude, as a fellow alky you can see he LOVES to drink. He loves talking about it. You can see he savors even smelling that whiskey.

He's really drinking. He doesn't sound that fucked up when doing shots (and who does "shots" with that stuff but alkies?) different because he's half fucked-up all the time on stream anyway (not all streams, but why does he always look like shit and have this bloated face? well I have a theory...). He sounded kinda drunk after he did a few shots, but he shook it off because he drinks a lot. But anyone who thinks this guy doesn't drink a lot is simply wrong.

I do get a bit triggered hearing him explain how he's a former alcoholic yet takes money for shots. If you really were a sympathetic human, it's literally the last thing you would do because you'd know what a shit life an alcoholic has. But Phil has no soul, so I get it.

 

[Iron Father]

Get felted, paypigs. Thanks for the money dummies!

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

His sound today was fucking incredible. He half-heartedly tried to fix it but then just continued to talk about games and pizza and drinking, with his levels completely fucked. It’s incredible. Hours sucking his own dick about his setup upgrades and here we are.

And he makes $800.

 

[Elbe]

And he makes $800.

Dents gonna dent.

 

[Cats]

It took over 4 hours of stream time to start playing a game on a channel called DSPGaming

How everybody feels when they watch DSP (either or)
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Kidding! We like this right? Sounds good? I agree.
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This dude looks like a fucking 6 year old in little boy's pajamas in a little boy's room. He is 40+ years old. Unbelievable. Every time I come back and check on DSP he somehow makes me even more disgusted. The average woman displays more masculinity than this guy.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

With every marathon streams the gameplay is getting more retarded. This time our boy Piggy outdid himself:

• Every game was played for only an hour-ish and he did everything to waste time in-between
• The commentary was a rotation of 5min of gameplay -> beg -> Scat joke -> beg -> khantribution talk -> beg -> back to gameplay for 5min
• He only played the tutorial level/the first level of each game (unlike a normal streamer who would have done it off cam)
• Mr. Gout didn't read anything/ took anything seriously and instead played each game like a drunk retard (which if he was clever he should be doing to encourage dents to vote for games)

It was somehow even more retarded than I anticipated. The dents deserve clearly better. But what am I saying, Adolf Pigler doesn't care about his audience or respect them.

 

[myone]

It was somehow even more retarded than I anticipated. The dents deserve clearly better. But what am I saying, Adolf Pigler doesn't care about his audience or respect them.

This is exactly what they deserve. DSP ruining perfectly decent games is a staple of his business. The better the gameplay, the more painful when he gets his pig hooves on it (I don't think I could stomach watching him touch Blood Money). Literal pearls before swine.

 

[Balr0g]

And he made only 820$? Man that is pathetic for such a long marathon. And he will be begging the next day memoryholing this income. He made more with his premiere WWEC stream and his retarded Phil rips a pre cut shirt gimmick. Heck his one good collab with the Kc guys netted him 4k if memory serves me right

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

i just dont understand it. there are titty streamers that dont make as much as phil.
what the fuck is it about him that makes retards throw their money at him?

They had a dad that either verbally abused/gaslighted them, or was never around to correct/reprimand them when they did something wrong/stupid. It's literally a bad father simulator to replay out trauma over and over in a loop to soothe mental stress in the short term. That's my armchair psychologist guess anyway. Of course to break the loop in the long term you are supposed to work it out with a mental health professional talking face to face, not typing into a North Korea chat to a vidya streamer.

This dude looks like a fucking 6 year old in little boy's pajamas in a little boy's room. He is 40+ years old. Unbelievable. Every time I come back and check on DSP he somehow makes me even more disgusted. The average woman displays more masculinity than this guy.

His background looks like the Fortnite homepage. Totally repulsive - to me anyway.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

The dents kept telling him to get a monitor and he was pretty adamant that he had to use a TV screen because his eyes are shit and he had a billion reasons for why it would be a bad idea.

It's a toss up whether he'll do a 180 and switch directions like he always does, or cling onto his dumb anachronistic idea like he also always does.

It’s only a matter of time before a generous longtime fan “donates” him a 4K 50 inch curved gaming monitor.

 

[fukuyama]

Heck his one good collab with the Kc guys netted him 4k if memory serves me right

(Before cuts)
| party/marathon, | date, | tip | superchat, | num supers, |
| KC | 7/27/2024 | 408 | 257 | 31 |
| KC RTU | 8/11/2024 | 1298 | 2867 | n.a. |
| KF / KC | 8/26/2024 | 222 | 355 | 38 |
| Keem lvl 1 | 8/28/2024 | 325 | 558 | 95 |

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hey Phil, you should really ask Kat is she can get you these next time:

 

[neger psykolog]

Hey Phil, you should really ask Kat is she can get you these next time:
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This dude looks like a fucking 6 year old in little boy's pajamas in a little boy's room. He is 40+ years old. Unbelievable. Every time I come back and check on DSP he somehow makes me even more disgusted. The average woman displays more masculinity than this guy.

If DSP was a bit more self-aware he could've bought all this shit and done a legit parody of faggot videogaym live streamers because most of them unironically look the same or worse.

 

[The Sneed]

"You want compromise, how's this? 20 years as the internet laughing stock, I wanted authentic east coast italian doordash, but I compromised. I ate turkey hot dogs and lunch meat sandwiches instead. I wanted to fuck an underage woman who I groomed and separated from her family, but I compromised. I jacked off in a tissue on stream. You see where I'm goin'?

- Phil Leotardo "DSPGaming" Burnell

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Big Ups TJ Gamebox

 

[HorseSense]

Just like I thought, he is just shitting on this game just for the sake of shitting on it by ignoring every tutorial and saying that it's poorly explained, "a modern game" (I thought that's a good thing in DSPland) and generic. All just to prove a point to his dents that they shouldn't ask him to play specific games anymore.

Consider the psychology of having to completely hide oneself and adopt a false persona to play a video game starring a realistically-proportioned adult woman. He created a Faggot's Closet out of cheap red and white polyester. Not to mention numerous contradictions such as:

• Complaining about it being a clone of other games...after playing Dino Crisis.
• Complaining about not knowing the story after 1 hour...but praises Nier Automata, a game requiring 3 playthroughs to get the full plot.
• Claiming he's not hating...while always using pejoratives to describe the game and its fanbase.

I always love how he ruins marathons though.