💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Edward Teach]

Would be funny if April forced Nick to evict her and screwed up the sale of the house.

Hope someone can take this poor guy to Stoney's Bar and Grill for Thirsty Thursdays one of these days.

Well I bet he would be down for some naked twister on the patio with AAron...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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Ahh, memories…

Why is he feuding with his boss or former boss on Facebook? These are things to say in private, not on a public platform.

Rekieta really should retain these guys for his defamation case. These are lawyers worthy of a proper lolsuit.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

My prediction:

I think that if he gets a plea agreement that permits him to see April, he's gonna divorce Kayla soon and shack up with April.

That might actually be all that's been keeping the marriage alive at this point: The uncertainty of whether he can keep his side ho.

If he can't see her, the chances of a divorce probably diminish, but it's still non-zero.

It’s all a matter of when? It’s no longer an if.

Every choice he had, he chose himself.

Drugs & alcohol over his kids.

Whore over his wife.

He even once said he has 15 years left or so.

The cuck chose vices over and over again, wrecked his life before his kids had a chance to have a career. His oldest son is 16. Do you honestly think he has money for college or can even attend at this point? The consequences are bad. Nick never had a job in his entire life. He hasn’t won a case ever.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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This guy puts way too much focus on his personal drama. I would not trust a pissy person like that to defend me in court. This is not professional at all.

He unfortunately chose a profession where you have to set aside your own drama because taking care of your client's interests is of the utmost importance. What the hell is he doing publishing this?

I hope he spills some good info about Rekieta, though.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

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Looks likely that he's researching a domestic violence case. The open document references Winkowski:

Which is a Minnesota State Supreme Court case related to restraining order violations from a guy physically sitting outside his ex's home.

Also, he has a DV file up on the desktop:


Unlikely there's any relation to Rackets unless...April refused to leave after being kicked out of the balldo bunker, and is now stalking him with her bow, valkerie-style.

 

[Mouse Cop]

God, I pray you are right. What scares me is he still has Digibro and Vito in his circle, and he's getting closer to Melton. Finding out the gender of the child horrified me.

Sex doesn't matter to pedos. It's the transgression that gets them off. He should not be around children, ever.

 

[Shinku]

Generally yes, but I'm gonna give whoever sent him the Sonichu medallion a pass.

That shit was just too funny. It's also harmless enough... or was it?

Sending someone what is equivalent to Fulgrim's Laer Blade to Nick is definitely harmless

 

[genericwhitemale]

vocally supported Jessica Yaniv

Really?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why is he feuding with his boss or former boss on Facebook? These are things to say in private, not on a public platform.

Rekieta really should retain these guys for his defamation case. These are lawyers worthy of a proper lolsuit.

What? Do you seriously think Nick would select lawyers more capable and professional than himself? Remember Nick always has to look like the smartest guy in the room. So nothing but the highest quality mexican correspondence school lawyers for him!

 

[Desktop User2]

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Ahh, memories…

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Balldo Man destroying another long lasting relationship. I wonder if there will be any mega rape allegations after their partnership is broken...

 

[maguyver16]

I seriously cannot understand what April wanted to gain out of this, but I do hope the inevitable betrayal, if it didn't already happen, will lead to a tell-all from her side. I await the great Ape escape.

It's her fetish. Her fetish is to fuck up married couples and ruin their families.

 

[Bepis]

Sex doesn't matter to pedos. It's the transgression that gets them off. He should not be around children, ever.

You can tell from the way Melton talked about the possibility of those kids seeing the things he says about them that he gets off on corrupting and hurting people. He belongs under the prison

 

[JustStopDude]

This whole Nick saga has really reinforced my belief that the average we lawyer is an unprofessional moron and there is nothing good in Minnesota.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Unlikely there's any relation to Rackets unless...April refused to leave after being kicked out of the balldo bunker, and is now stalking him with her bow, valkerie-style.

Crackets should have known that he was inviting assassination through poisoning from Matron Qayla or an arrow from Huntress Apriel; thus is the danger of life in Balldoberranzan.

 

[maguyver16]

He is too old didn’t get to screw around and screw up his life when
He was younger so he will do it when he is older.

Mark my words it will always end in divorce regardless his kids will
Hate him his family will never be stable.

What's the point of the American Dream if your retard progeny is going to waste it on hookers and blow?

The only way you could get her to listen to a divorce lawyer would be if said lawyer looked like a young William Shatner or Patrick Stewart.

Having 5 kids and remaining this disconnected and immature is fucked. I've seen the vids of her in the past and there's no way this lackadaisical approach of hers to her life or her family is anything new.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

This whole Nick saga has really reinforced my belief that the average we lawyer is an unprofessional moron and there is nothing good in Minnesota.

Don't think like that, man. We are watching bottom-of-the-barrel drama right now. Trashy people like Nick attract more trashy people. Such is life.

I don't know the American legal system, but usually the average [insert any class] just reflects the average of all people. There will be good lawyers, and there will be bad lawyers, just as there are good and bad people. You will probably find a similar statistic in both groups. There is no special thing that makes lawyers or any other professional deviate from the average in "goodness."

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Unlikely there's any relation to Rackets unless...April refused to leave after being kicked out of the balldo bunker, and is now stalking him with her bow, valkerie-style.

The good ending.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

This whole Nick saga has really reinforced my belief that the average we lawyer is an unprofessional moron and there is nothing good in Minnesota.

I spent 3 weeks in MN once. When I was there I felt like I had the IQ of a rocket scientist. I met nothing but low IQ mouth breathers. It was very surreal.

 

[Folgers Can]

It's unenforceable and ridiculous as a practical matter.

How enforceable it is I think comes down to how competent and attentive the probation department is.

Sure, you can argue it's dumb because Nick could just sneak off to a hotel with April when nobody is looking, but you could also say Nick might be able to break any other condition of his probation when nobody is looking.

Of course it's enforceable because at this point the only competence needed from the probation officer would be creating a 24/7 tip hotline along the lines of "1-800-NOFUN4U" and posting it on the Farms, after which Nick gallivanting around with April would somehow be caught within a matter of weeks. Even if they convince themselves they're being careful with quieter social media, let's not forget that it took things outside their control that were so obscure as a tattoo artist's separate social media and distant background of a WCCO news video to pin down how many of the throuple accompanied April at a tattoo festival, to say nothing of an underestimated vast wellspring of haters in the local community who could again stumble upon them stopping by the Dairy Queen, or picking up a za at Zorbaz, or stuck in line at the Spectrum store, etc. Hell, even if they convince themselves that surreptitious trysts in hotels will be safe enough, then they had damned well better stick to hotels with underground parking or take a bus, because even traffic tickets ITT have made the make, model, plate number, and VIN of each of their vehicles simple enough for any random KF lurker, Toe fan, Herren fan, or Scandi prude among their fellow hotel guests to stumble upon in the parking lot and call in.

Face it, Nick: if you thought you had to look over your shoulder for the "Activity Police" before, that pales in comparison to the paranoia that will come with knowing that one brief coom session with sidepiece after January means another stay in the slammer. There is no backroad route remote enough, no hotel registration alias generic enough, no disguise cunning enough to stop the Activity Police™ from ruining your fun. Nothing is beyond our reach.

 

[Captain Manning]

Of course it's enforceable because at this point the only competence needed from the probation officer would be creating a 24/7 tip hotline along the lines of "1-800-NOFUN4U" and posting it on the Farms, after which Nick gallivanting around with April would somehow be caught within a matter of weeks.

Nothing is beyond our reach.

Sure, but friendly reminder about Null's rule: If you feel the need to drop a dime on a cow, keep the fact you did it to yourself.