When he says "casserole" or "_______ bake," that means frozen food. When he says "fresh homemade tortellini soup" or something else that sounds good and healthy, that means doordash burgers. When he says "why are you asking the same stupid question everyday?", that means expensive doordash sushi. That's my pet theory.
I've said it before, but Phil is Sesame Street smart, and even that's a stretch.
But just last night, he said that he was crushing goals and felting trolls. How can this be when he's being a whiny baby?
Someone really needs to tell him that larping as an Internet Tough Guy doesn't work when everyone knows that he's a spineless pussy who would literally hide in the bathroom after picking a fight.
I want to cut his fucking hands off every time he wipes his nose on the back of them like a god damn 6 year old.
Really shows his priorities in life. Internet tough guy Phil Burnell wins the lottery and what's his first thought? Doing something for his parents? Taking his fat wife on a vacation? Fixing his house or pay his mortgage? Get himself checked and improve his life quality? Nope, he would immediately dedicate his time and money to sue the trolls he doesn't watch or care about and who have no effect on his business, and you just know he would go bankrupt and spend millions just to shut down Doody.
That just has me wondering if that was a sandwich shop style hypothetical, or if Phil is still throwing money away on lotto tickets. Didn't he mention he used to buy some, or am I getting my cow lore mixed up?
How much do you want to bet he tried to pre-stream/tried to guilt trip them into making the sandwich because he needs those day 1 views and they told him to fuck off.
A degree with no relevant experience = pay them less than other candidates
After 5 years of this vortex. I'm out.
It's worth seeking out the segment where he says, paraphrasing:
And if he was reacting and saw this exact clip come up, the cope would be "He called me a fat ass, I'm not fat."
