Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Francis York Morgan]

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but..but street fighter 2 make all good...

Interesting. The person is a writer for Teen Vogue so there's a chance that Brianna might give a shit about their opinions. However, it would also potentially lead to another "hit piece" scenario so I could see her ignoring them.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I want to see John interviewed by Fox News.

 

[Wargarbl]

If John can't REEEEEE at people on Twitter, do you think he's stepped up his abuse of Frank at home?

 

[Xarpho]

There's a new interview. My favorite part:

Third, [incumbent Democratic Congressman] Stephen Lynch comes from the steel industry. I come from tech and my husband comes from biotech. I think tech and biotech should get a lot more attention. I want more federal funding for tech and biotech in the 8th district. With better leadership Massachusetts can look more like Silicon Valley than it does today.

Sorry, Wu, corruption usually requires friends in high places, and even so, I don't think federal funding works that way (this specific industry in this specific area). Especially in big cities, that's just a sliver of land, depending on density.

Inc: How will you reach voters?

Wu: I am a nationally known person. I have legions of women who are very excited about my candidacy. Also every tech person I know is angry about encryption policy and the loss of privacy. We are going to target technology workers like no political operation has ever targeted them before, and we won't dumb-down to them. I'll talk to them like I talk to any engineer. Twitter will be huge. I think I will be the first congressional candidate to work with [live steaming platform] Twitch and go play video games with people and reach out that way. I will keep speaking on college campuses.

It's like she wants to double down on failed candidacy tactics. First off, no one cares how many Twitter followers you have, because the Bernie supporters on Reddit found out the hard way that upvotes do not count in the primaries, and secondly, when you start "targeting" workers, that's always going to be a turnoff, which backfired dramatically on the Democrats in 2016 when historically Democrat states with blue-collar states all turned red (it should be noted that even WV turned red in 2012, due to the demonization of the coal industry).

Lastly, Brianna "Friend of the Gamers" Wu isn't going to fly at all since she attacks white males any chance she gets.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

"We need to take even more money away from America's most vulnerable workers because I want the next Mass Effect video game to come out sooner" - prospective Congressman John Flynt

Because, you know, there's no tech industry in Massachusetts. None at all. If only they had some kind of... institute? Of technology? Maybe this mythical "Massachusetts Institute of Technology" or "MIT" for short could help with that.
Oh, wait. John is an idiot.

 

[McGregor]

I want to see John interviewed by Fox News.

Tucker Carlson. There can be no other. It would be utterly hilarious. And she'd fare so badly I doubt she could even spin it as some sort of hit piece. I'm pretty impressed by Carlson's recent work frankly... Shocking, I mean he works for FOX Muse, who knew they'd hire a real pundit?

 

[jace821]

Wu is never going to make it to the primary. He'll drop out after he sees how little support he has and blame bigotry and bias.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Wu is never going to make it to the primary. He'll drop out after he sees how little support he has and blame bigotry and bias.

Shhhh!

Let us dream.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tech community: What do you think of the idea of the government slamming its massive bureaucratic cock into your field?

 

[NQ 952]

Tech community: What do you think of the idea of the government slamming its massive bureaucratic cock into your field?

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I love seeing politicians ignoring the district they're running for.

This crazy bitch thinks she's going to get bills for FOSS development passed? What a delusional fuck.

 

[Shugo]

Should we have held Hillary Clinton criminally liable for extreme classified US secret intelligence negligence?

Is the DNC liable for their negligent leaks that condemned the organization as a whole for conspiring against Bernie Sanders?

What doublethink.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Tech community: What do you think of the idea of the government slamming its massive bureaucratic cock into your field?

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I love the way John has to mansplain "grants" to his imaginary audience. "Grants mean you get money! And money can be exchanged for goods and services!"

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno, I think Wu has a shot. Lynch is liable to laugh himself to death when he gets the oppo dump.

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

grant

Johns source of cash is called Frank not Grant.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I love the way John has to mansplain "grants" to his imaginary audience. "Grants mean you get money! And money can be exchanged for goods and services, burned willy-nilly and no one will ever hold you accountable for any of it!"

Amended to reflect Wu's thought process.

 

[koeeoaddi]

There's a new interview.

"I'll talk to them like I talk to any engineer. Twitter will be huge."
I would love to see Brianna talk to any freshmen engineering student and look like a complete moron

 

[AnOminous]

I dunno, I think Wu has a shot. Lynch is liable to laugh himself to death when he gets the oppo dump.

He might wait until John melts down and starts shrieking about mansplaining when called out on his total lack of credentials he's long claimed. Like having any degree at all.

 

[FatNero]

Wu... Wu is going to win by... by playing games on twitch. She's got this election in the bag.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

There's a new interview. My favorite part:

Here's mine:

I love Hilary Clinton but I can't really think of any moment in the campaign where she didn't feel scripted. I just think in 2017 this old way of running for office where you have every talking point worked out and stick to a script and you're not real, I think it's dated. It goes back to this world where you got elected to office by winning newspaper endorsements. Bernie Sanders and even Donald Trump were wildly successful by being genuine and open and honest with the voters about who they are. There's a real sense when you're watching them that you're seeing the real person. I've gotten pretty far in my career by speaking my mind. I'll bring that approach to Washington. More upfront, direct, unapologetic about LGBT issues and the economy. I think people respond to honesty.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I'm sure Twitch users are made up entirely of people in Wu's district, clearly making it the most viable platform to reach out to potential voters.