💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[stupid frog]

Long Island does not mean she's a died in the wool liberal, but it certainly factors into her innate taste level. Please see this post about her 2010-12 youtube account:

She looked like a basic bitch for that time, and now she looks like a basic bitch queer. Wow, so inspiring. What a trend whore lmao

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What if SBI et all decide to try and sue for Scholastic Terrorism -- i.e., "they pointed out what we're doing and that made people less likely to support us" -- towards SmashJT, Hypnotic, Grummz, LibsOfTikTok, etc etc, just to add to the pile? I could absolutely see these types salivating at the idea of convincing a court to invent a new law saying you're not allowed to disagree with the left in public.

They should, I'd like to know what attorneys would be dumb enough to file such a thing.

Even that fat paralegal Twitter obsessive or whatever that helped Alyssa here brags about her big win against "trolls/Kiwi Farms terrorists/etc." being a case where the guy called people at their homes to make death threats and then didn't even bother to defend himself in court so had a default judgment against him that her clients will never collect.

 

[Lord Lemurian]

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What I got:
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Both eras are astoundingly unattractive, but at least in the black and white photo she had some dignity.

 

[Sneed 'N Things]

You should see her latest TikTok video mocking him.
https://www.tiktok.com/video/7447253927277399338
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God, she is friggin hideous

 

[Birthday Cat]

I think for a lot of console players it was their introduction to that style of game with all the branching conversations and your-choices-have-consequences stuff and that's what made it stick out. If you were primarily a PC gamer at the time I can't imagine being too impressed.

I played a bit of 1 and 2 and the combat was total ass so I lost interest pretty fast.

combat wasn't the primary draw, it was the characters and romances. lots of people came for the "lol you can bang weird aliens wtf" but many people took to liara, tali and/or garrus and the development between each game, the events of 2's prologue (dying and coming back and party reacting) and 3's climax (critically wounded party members/lover being forced to watch you go/most likely really die) making for especially juicy drama and "d'aww" moments. garrus in particular was a very good job at making a character straight males could like as a bro and watching your back, and also being a nerdy action hero people fell for, so he developed a large fanbase. waifus and waifu wars created more, and then the other members also usually have their moments throughout the games, such as mordin and his struggles with the decay and death he gave the krogan. nobody says "bro you remember how great the movement and gunplay 1 was in mass effect 1?" but they do consistently talk about garrus liara and tali. the friendship and love in the party and their reactions to outside stimuli is enough, bioware romance in general was like the western world's entry to dating sims, and for many lonely people or people just interested in sappy romance it's always enough regardless of how dogshit the combat may or may not be.

gameplay wise 1-3 were varying levels of a kind of shittier gears of war but with special abilities and interesting guns. 1 was very bullet spongey unless you followed specific soldier builds for bullet damage, and 2 and 3 were more streamlined action slop slightly better shitty gears games. sadly, andromeda actually was incredibly good in comparison gameplay wise, the ai and more fluid everything was much more entertaining, the krogan party member in particular was so cool/fun and useful it made me always want to mimic his class, and if you get interested from that, going back to 1-3 is turbo dog shit besides characters and story. much more slow, much more jank, and ai is placeholder/call of duty "why is he not friggin shooting i'm playing a damn support class" tier. of course the issue is all the glitches and issues andromeda had and that none of the characters took, and 4 on the horizon is coming out in current day so who knows what sort of trans or gay or race shit they'll jam in or if they just pull a veilguard, so most likely a potential nu mass effect trilogy with more free, fun gameplay and characters isn't an option.

thread tax mercante is filthy and a twitter bpd freak so i wouldn't want her to be in my life or vicinity much less have sexual interest, and none of her input is readable without nails on a mental chalkboard. i would feel very nervous just expecting her to work as a door greeter.

 

[Oliver Onions]

combat wasn't the primary draw + TL;DR

That's fine, but since it was still an unavoidable component of the game if it sucks ass I'm not going to keep playing just to experience the bits that are supposed to be good.

Also Alyssa is trashy and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Both eras are astoundingly unattractive, but at least in the black and white photo she had some dignity.

Right and that is what makes her more attractive. What's better, an ugly woman in a bikini or an ugly woman in a dress? Obviously the one in the dress.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

She has something a lot to say. Wonder what's she going to blab about this time?

 

[Herpes is Brat]

She has something a lot to say. Wonder what's she going to blab about this time?
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Failing and receding from right to left. Did she shill the failed woke dei anti semite activist Alan Wake 2? She just has her finger prints on every sweet baby inc doesn't she? Why does the left look like a porn short in a hotel?

Edit: Yup

Holocaust denier Alyssa Mercante 100% works for sweetbaby inc, it's so blatant.

 

[Looney Troons]

She has something a lot to say. Wonder what's she going to blab about this time?
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She’s got those Bam Margera sausage fingers

 

[Scorpion From MK]

She has something a lot to say. Wonder what's she going to blab about this time?

Archive
You've been here since 2017 and don't know how to archive retard. Use ghostarchive.org with x.com or archive.ph with nitter.poast.org

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

You've been here since 2017 and don't know how to archive retard.

If you can't be civil like the rest of us, then I'll just ignore you.

So she's going on Twitch to talk about the lawsuit against Smash JT.


EDIT: She has a iMemories.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

So she's going on Twitch to talk about the lawsuit against Smash JT.
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EDIT: She has a iMemories.
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I know I'm not the only one who cant stand her voice and speech skills by the fact there is not 1 reliable clipper in this very fast moving thread

 

[Looney Troons]

So she's going on Twitch to talk about the lawsuit against Smash JT.
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EDIT: She has a iMemories.
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I do hope this particular bit was clipped. I am not interested in the older photos of Alyssa’s family or herself, but rather, her reaction when looking at them. She knows she’s a fuck up. She’s definitely self-aware of what she’s doing, and I bet she wistfully looks at these pictures of her younger self, questioning why things ended up the way they did, and what she would do differently if she could go back in time. Then she doubles-down on her trite rhetoric to get her back into the role she’s playing for her meager audience.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

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With Jews, you win!

 

[Drama Trauma]

I'm surprised this wasn't posted, but Mercante appeared in a podcast , which another lolcow, Taylor Lorenz is heavily involved with: (B)

Newest selfie with Shane, currently only on Bluesky: (B)

Guys, it's worth checking sometimes her Bluesky, because she post some things there that she won't post on X.

Windows 11 has a recorder tool, use it to clip her streams if it's wortwhile.

 

[RantyAndy]

EDIT: She has a iMemories.
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Her "I am a complete failure" face says it all perfectly. Nothing but pure and unbridled regret as the spirit of those memories moves on without Alyssa.

 

[Looney Troons]

I'm surprised this wasn't posted, but Mercante appeared in a podcast , which another lolcow, Taylor Lorenz is heavily involved with: (B)
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Newest selfie with Shane, currently only on Bluesky: (B)
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Guys, it's worth checking sometimes her Bluesky, because she post some things there that she won't post on X.

Windows 11 has a recorder tool, use it to clip her streams if it's wortwhile.

The first picture is almost cute. She almost looks human and capable of showing emotion. Happiness.

The second one looks dumpy as fuck and what we’ve come to expect. For someone as vain as herself, she doesn’t understand complimentary angles. She has no idea how to take pictures of herself.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Is she ever not drunk or high?